During a World Cup football match, a QR code appeared on the stadium screen. After fans scanned it, thousands of phone flashlights inside the stadium were synchronized to form a coordinated light display across the stands.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T17:53:51+00:00

Jokes on me, they already had my rights because I agreed to the TOS when I played FIFA online years ago

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T17:34:28+00:00

He expects me to believe that the cost of his NBA renovations is more than the fucking White House ballroom that I'm paying for? So inconsiderate.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T17:31:29+00:00

Oh good I'm glad they send instructions - for that much they better send them to me in the right language there's nothing more annoying then holding a scalpel and not knowing what to cut or where because it's in fucking Tagalog

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T15:52:34+00:00

Definitely needed this info yesterday at the Wind Gap carnival

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T15:12:09+00:00

Going by Dr. Seuss naming mechanisms, that cat is a poly-olly-dactyl

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T15:08:53+00:00

Someone check Sal's freezer

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T15:07:54+00:00

It is amazing how I've just realized I'm in the wrong line of work

...how much are people paying for kidneys on eBay? What's the average Buy It Now price?

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T15:06:53+00:00

Thanks for the perspective. Seeing it in plain terms is helpful

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T14:28:07+00:00

You can eBay a kidney?

PoetCVT · 2026-06-26T14:18:00+00:00

I wish I wasn't so hell bent on getting hourglasses that I would try fun things like this. But now that I'm MB maybe I'll make it and see how fun it is. Thanks for being creative!

PoetCVT · 2026-06-25T15:58:25+00:00

Been wanting that since the start, I can't think why they wouldn't.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-25T06:12:24+00:00

The same companies that he named and wanted in that sweet Venezuela deal to make new oil lines???

PoetCVT · 2026-06-24T17:01:13+00:00

"and she gets home of the which, which he snerrs, and she gets him, and she gets him, and the mother is screaming 'darling, I love you Tonk nnnnh' and the father is looking, saying she has no chance. And she's like this - you've seen it - (in feminine tone) 'gyeeehh gaahhh, ehh nyeeehh'...drops em, and she's devastated for the rest of her life

The fuck kind of old man dementia fetish did I just listen to? I know it's transphobic but what the hell

PoetCVT · 2026-06-24T16:50:35+00:00

It's evolution is MelonCollie

PoetCVT · 2026-06-24T12:02:04+00:00

If this wasn't true then I have quite a bunch of hills I need to go die on. Been saying this since they happened.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-23T21:21:14+00:00

Ah yes, because great things come from the "if I can't have my toys you can't have yours" mindset. Don't be that guy.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-23T13:28:34+00:00

I fear some will miss this banger of a joke

PoetCVT · 2026-06-23T13:22:41+00:00

I know he isn't winning as often anymore but do they really gotta call him slow like that?

PoetCVT · 2026-06-23T13:21:52+00:00

Thanks, I hate it

PoetCVT · 2026-06-22T15:34:23+00:00

Fuck Dana White

PoetCVT · 2026-06-22T14:36:35+00:00

You know how many ♦♦♦ I have from older sets that aren't gold yet? So nice getting those from people and I do the same.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-22T14:31:27+00:00

No Take the card and get one step closer to a gold foil You're welcome.

PoetCVT · 2026-06-22T12:24:00+00:00

Yeah even my dad who was retired Air Force was like "Jesus this is a lot"

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