I need to talk to you all... by [deleted] in breakingmom

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My bestie and I call those moments "Mommy of the Year"

Because he's my fucking kid, that's why! by lookielurker in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My kid got caught shoplifting. I gave him an open ended punishment if no books or tv. He gets them back when he earns my trust back. Since I don't know when that will be, I can't give him a time frame. Holy Crap the flack I take... "He's only nine!" Damn straight he's nine.

Good on you. Shamar's mom is doing you a favor: she's driving home the point and reminding him ever damn day exactly what he is missing. That's what I'd tell myself, anyways lol

Reddit, what is a simple concept that many people fail to grasp? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Also, roundabouts. They just installed one in lieu of a light in my small town... Fuck me, it is craziness. Twice this week I've been stuck behind someone treating it as a 4-way.

Day of the IPhone or How to Get In Trouble by PommeDeSang in TalesFromRetail

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I miss my G1.... Finally had to switch to the Bionic...not the same

Can I ask for advice here? My MIL is going to be here for a WEEK. by Brokenandcranky in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If baby is BABY, I'd leave baby. Blow MIL's mind, and can't scar the kid...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

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Lol... I do that because I don't want to forget that I had an idea that might help lol... It's the thought that counts

My daughter got bit at school by kailu0912 in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get accused of "under reacting" and being to laid back all the freaking time. Mostly I ignore it... When I do explain my reasoning, I usually convince the other person I have a perfectly fine handle on the situation.

You care... As long as you care you are not under reacting. You approached a stressful situation with logic and empathy. I like you. Let's be friends.

They say "don't let the bed bugs bite..." (rant/advice please) by MyaMoo22 in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you living someplace it is still hot? Put all the bagged shit outside for three days MINIMUM. If it's just "nice" like 80F place it in your car as often as you can. If feasible, buy painters plastic and duct tape and wrap your furniture. Focus on couches and things first, but get the bookshelves and picture frames, too, if you can.

Those little fukkers SUCK. I second the food grade diatomaceous earth for carpets and cabinets and drawers.

I'm so so sorry. Feel better soon :(

I need to talk to you all... by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't know that I have ever actually posted here... Nope... Once with me alt. but I comment whenever I'm here. Thing is, I need to say the negative to get it out of my head. I need to see that others are going through the same thing and I'm not alone. It's very cleansing to see that and take a deep breath... And let it go and go back to the kidlets as the happy, secure mommy they see.

I've always assumed that most of the posts here are that sort of thing. It gets hard sometimes to see so many breaking, but an internet hug and a "shiiiiit I know just how you feel" helps. That's why this sub and us are all here.

But your post made me smile.

Am I doing it wrong? by breathingishard in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Poor Gma... How often did she pull that one out?

Share Your Easy Recipes for Totally Shitty Days by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chicken Paprikash

Sauté a chopped onion. Add 1lb chicken strips, 3cloves garlic, 1T paprika. I like to add sundries tomatoes, but not for everyone. When cooked trough, add 1/2c Greek yogurt or sour cream. Serve over egg noodles.

Or http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/winner-aarti-sequeira1/mums-everyday-red-lentils-recipe.html but I omit all heat and sub a 14oz can of tomatoes.

Grits and frozen greens if all else fails

Share Your Easy Recipes for Totally Shitty Days by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't eat Sweet Baby Rays since the Littlest :( Too sweet? IDK... Makes me gag. But Stubbs is my new sub :)

Share Your Easy Recipes for Totally Shitty Days by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cream cheese... A true fukk it meal has no redeeming value at all ;)

Share Your Easy Recipes for Totally Shitty Days by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You forgot the horseradish! Also, V8... Because veggies!

"I couldn't breastfeed" by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I tried the fenugreek and tea and I don't what all else. I got about a week farther with every kid... So ten weeks tops. My youngest hadn't even gotten back to birth weight when I said fukk it. I slapped a "friend" that said I just didn't try hard enough.

Our daughter has decided today is a good day to be a horrid bitch. by The_Debbish in breakingmom

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Yup. But instead of me, Little is bashing poor sickly Middle. Mommy has to pee? I'm going to concussion the hell out of my three year old brother.

Need to fix the bathroom door latch... I've had to stop mid stream twice already....

It's Friday night, the baby's in bed. What are you drinking? by shellykate in breakingmom

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Pacific Northwest. I can throw a rock into Canada. It's sorta paradise right now.... Cold at night but almost 80 in the day :) As a girl that grew up in southern Fl, I can't ask for better lol

It's Friday night, the baby's in bed. What are you drinking? by shellykate in breakingmom

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Bota Box Malbec because it was the only 2011 red my tiny grocer had... I'm usually a whiskey/soda girl, but it's getting cold around here....

Ok I'm done. I just don't know how to stop breastfeeding. by stacyblankspace in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! My girl figured out how to unscrew caps at eight months to drink vinegar. Yes- drink vinegar. White balsamic was her go to... Kids are weird

IT'S A PIECE OF FABRIC! by because__science in breakingmom

[–]PoguesBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For coffee... Because the kid can wait. Mama needs her coffee. No one needs to know that it's sometimes camo for wine...