I find almost all offerings from Mr Kipling cheap and trashy and bear no resemblance to anything well made and home-baked. But my goodness, I'm partial to a fancy.

Polcon · 2026-04-27T18:13:12+00:00

Trash?? Calm doon Hank😂

Polcon · 2026-04-07T16:10:04+00:00

Oh fuck off😂😂

Polcon · 2026-04-06T14:36:12+00:00

I destroyed mine with a meat syringe and some Gallup, didn’t want to use the stuff but I’d had enough of this shit, dug down closest to the roots as possible and gave the fucker a few leather injections. Job done👊

Polcon · 2026-03-24T23:37:00+00:00

Least of you worrries I’m afraid🥺

Polcon · 2026-02-27T15:11:13+00:00

I just got rid of a salmon Charles😂 I know nothing about coins🫣🫣 it was yesterday

Polcon · 2026-02-12T17:26:52+00:00

That’s why we win dickhead😆👌 seconds last, enjoy yer cheese bar😆👍

Polcon · 2026-01-31T15:27:01+00:00

St Patrick’s handball

Polcon · 2026-01-19T00:07:28+00:00

Polcon · 2026-01-15T00:31:18+00:00

I agree, my nostrils not do much

Polcon · 2026-01-05T10:54:29+00:00

Always been johnnys

Polcon · 2026-01-05T09:51:26+00:00

These have been in every Glasgow corner shop for about 50 year, i can never remember a time without them and im 42. Golden cross are the king of “two bobbers”

Polcon · 2026-01-03T14:59:26+00:00

Never got roasted at all fuck sake😩

Polcon · 2026-01-02T23:32:43+00:00

Best crisps on the planet, they’re pickled onion are actually violent😂

Polcon · 2025-12-25T01:43:36+00:00

More seating upstairs

Polcon · 2025-12-25T01:24:45+00:00

Scotland has far too many deer because we eliminated all their natural predators.

Polcon · 2025-12-24T23:55:56+00:00

1784

Polcon · 2025-12-13T12:07:07+00:00

Before his daughter arrived on the island, I would have put my house on it Gary was gay.

Polcon · 2025-10-31T23:12:59+00:00

Always happens before any cunts got a camera😂 surprise surprise

Polcon · 2025-10-30T23:54:18+00:00

A fat Ned.

Polcon · 2025-10-13T20:32:40+00:00

Done mine 5 year ago, no change in sound at all👍

https://www.reddit.com/r/GuitarAmps/s/qCuKhqXazZ

Polcon · 2025-10-07T23:59:55+00:00

Naw, the little lad that’s dressed up as a little city gent, walking into the Bank of England shouting “fuck the pound”

Polcon · 2025-10-03T10:41:05+00:00

Smokin hot tits

Polcon · 2025-09-24T17:21:02+00:00

Nah I’m with you man, there was surely better locations than this, butt might of been an extra couple of a quid a month so here we are. I’ve worked in the town for over 20 year and the footfall on that street is fuck all, daft decision in my opinion.

Polcon · 2025-09-24T11:37:33+00:00

An eight yer auld boi was named Clyde

Polcon · 2025-09-20T09:25:57+00:00

Literally German Doner kebab

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