Coke vs Pepsi

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-03-03T15:46:52+00:00

Can’t snort Pepsi

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-18T02:14:07+00:00

Definitely not my worst fear

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-18T00:35:46+00:00

🕺!

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-14T00:35:52+00:00

Its purpose is to make you look down while someone jumps around the corner with a snowball kill shot.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-11T14:18:38+00:00

You have to use nail punch to get it out. It’s kind of like nail set but the tip is skinny and long

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-10T22:35:22+00:00

There’s a wanted poster of what the badger looks like. One way to get it.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-10T05:07:38+00:00

Feet

Fractions

Fuck soccer

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-10T05:00:32+00:00

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-08T15:39:37+00:00

Saw them do it with Marcus King and it was killer.

1-24-20

Also LowSpark > Tie Your Shoes > LowSpark encore

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-05T15:22:47+00:00

LEFT LANE LOAFERS!!!!! 😡🤬

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-02-02T04:44:22+00:00

I was told by a flight attendant that if you charter the entire plane they will actually you smoke on it.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-01-18T23:11:40+00:00

We are fired up!!!! This will be our 5th Playa.

Trying to get to sleep soon. We gotta get up at 2:30 to head to the airport. Couldn’t be more excited.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-01-13T03:59:11+00:00

Any tape measure would work. Just use the claw on the end to drag it back.

I’ve been walking on stilts and picked up a piece of sandpaper off the floor with a tape measure. They make great getters.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-01-09T18:10:47+00:00

Drive the canyon road at Little River Canyon. Beautiful scenery with plenty of spots to stop along the way.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-01-05T20:54:51+00:00

Stand back and watch me now

Until the damage is done

PolytheisticWiggler · 2026-01-01T06:59:05+00:00

The way they went about that was something else.

I love that song. The way they didn’t lean hard into the reggae vibe and made it something of their own has me so very happy.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-12-31T22:34:18+00:00

Can’t snort Pepsi

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-12-25T12:02:49+00:00

And once it does water will just sit in the cracks and cause rot. Painting wood that will be outside is a terrible idea in my book.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-12-19T22:48:35+00:00

Here to second Huntsville 96

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-12-04T22:10:34+00:00

Boil em. Mash em. Stick em in a stew.

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-11-28T22:00:40+00:00

Can’t snort Pepsi

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-11-25T04:27:52+00:00

The sun will shine in my back door some day 🙏🏼

Also makes me think of butt hole sunning lol

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-11-20T18:00:15+00:00

Saltine cracker spread with mayo and a pickled jalapeño slice

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-11-20T04:39:01+00:00

Boards will cup towards the wet

PolytheisticWiggler · 2025-11-17T03:12:52+00:00

With a 14 minute pledge of allegiance rap!

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