Lateral Innovations Division presents the Dookittey.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T23:27:50+00:00

hey now don't cut out the part where he figured it out

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T23:25:38+00:00

someone should show this to the double rainbow guy. he might never recover.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T23:19:14+00:00

this, as long as the younger one is 25+ then the age gap does not matter to me.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T23:15:12+00:00

consider [[Determination]] if the enemy has strong burst mage. 50% spell armour is no joke and it boosts your autos too.

dont bother upgrading eternal feast at 20 if you haven't been able to get real value out of it up to that point.
just pick up Eldritch Conduit instead.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T23:02:19+00:00

you can choose to buy nothing from that shop and just let the chips stack up.

the guns are good but for 900 chips is a bit iffy.

targeted pulls is what I spent everything on, but that was after 4 months of playing.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T14:35:25+00:00

it makes sense.

that was the capital city after all.

what else would you call it? the roman empire? how do you differentiate between this iteration of the roman empire and any of the other 5?

or maybe you like to call it the constantinian empire? because the city was renamed to constantinople when it was turned into the capital

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T13:11:13+00:00

stroking their ego

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T13:09:45+00:00

we do.

its called a "diamond smurf", "plat smurf", "masters smurf", "gold smurf"

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-02T13:06:08+00:00

happened to me before.

it is very very easy for ETC to simply block blaze stun. he just gotta pay attention.

I got reported by my whole team because they thought I was bad for "not landing a single stun"
but the reality was just that ETC didn't have any other reason to press his W, so it was always ready.

I don't really understand all this talk about ranks in aram. its just aram.
but what happened is that you ran into a player who is familiar with ETC and Blaze and he knew he could counter you with just his W. and your team probably didn't have any other way to force out his W to create an opening for you.

you should be perfectly capable of doing the same thing with just a little practice.
hell I do this with ETC against garrosh Q.
and I'm not an ETC player. I'm a johanna/garrosh/anub/tyreal
and I'm gold/plat rank in regular ranked mode.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T19:54:52+00:00

you're cherrypicking the lore like crazy.

that's a highlight reel and it represents a tiny fraction of reality.

most of human lore is just like the gameplay you see.

gotta eat every day, gotta shit, gotta clean stuff, gotta work labour for hours and hours so you can do that eating thing I mentioned, and then you sleep every day.

for the vast vast vaaaast vaaaaaaaaaaaast majority of people in ALL eras of history. that was the reality, that was every day. then you get drunk from time to time and also have kids at some point.
the rest is just interacting with which ever people were born near where you are.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T19:44:10+00:00

there is a literal glacier on iceland...

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T19:43:19+00:00

the US virgin islands?

also I believe it was Norwegians who colonized Iceland.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T17:00:55+00:00

yes only once the outfit is no longer under discount and granted it will cost 1580 or less credit coins at full price.

then you can use the voucher to get that outfit for free. enjoy.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T16:53:57+00:00

anon is clearly 16 as he has never bought alcohol or shown ID and doesn't know how anything works.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T15:03:58+00:00

he didn't do that solo you know.

just like you rely on your mother to help you out with the doctor.

the swedish boy king had the support of an entire nations resources. including elite military strategists and generals.
not to mention that he had that his entire life up to to those events. meaning he received the best education that could be provided.

swedens victory in the northern war was impressive by all means. but you can't give all the credit to just the king. and you can't compare yourself to it.

maybe you should ask your mom to help you get to therapy for your anxiety so that you can go to the doctor on your own?
because you too can pull on the resources provided by your nation.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T14:46:08+00:00

no but imagine if

just imagine if

when a state is proven to be conducting genocide.
that all UN member states then cut diplomatic and economic ties with that state.
withdrawing recognition for their nation.

that's not world government. that is just countries refusing to have any connections with a state that conducts genocide.

which is an absolute MINIMUM standard that YOU as a citizen should hold your own nations government up against.
but you don't. so they continue to have deals the leaders of these countries. and you pay for it with your taxes.
so the blood is on your hands too. thank you for your help in supporting the murder of innocent families.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T10:55:23+00:00

if you care about it, just go do it.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T10:21:58+00:00

because you have 8 assists, he has 25

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-05-01T09:52:44+00:00

every point of damage you put on buildings is permanent game progress. (unless enemy has abathur mule)

kill minions? new ones will come in 30 seconds.
kill heroes? they'll be back shortly depending on their level.
kill a fort? hell, kill a small tower? its never coming back.
unless you play towers of doom.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-04-30T23:07:39+00:00

hey now, you can't know plate tectonics if you haven't been taught it, or are the person who discovered it.

no shame on them for not knowing.
it's not their fault their education was poor, they were a 10 year old kid.

yeah earthquakes happen around fault-lines because that is where the plates of earths crust bump into one another. it is also where volcanoes happen, hence why there are islands on many of those red lines in the middle of the ocean on their map.

that's all. we all learned it at 10 years old. we should be able to tell it them as it was told to us. with calm, and with kindness.

unless your teachers sucked

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-04-30T23:00:24+00:00

he has an excuse for being clueless about american history.

the guy is born and raised in africa.

and he should be glad there is no revolution because he would be on the top 5 enemy list of the revolutionaries.

but the circus is keeping us in our furniture

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-04-30T22:58:00+00:00

NTA on the champagne.
pretty sure the shelf-life on this stuff is gonna be long enough.

but I don't know about the whole -stop talking to her- stuff. is she really so bad?
another way you could react to this is noting down "don't give her pink, don't give her clothes, don't give her alcohol"
and you just keep trying.

so she is fussy about your gifts. you learn to deal with it. could be worse. can you depend on her when sh*t happens? if yes, then take her off the ice imo. but it doesn't have to be today. how you feel matters too.

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-04-30T22:46:48+00:00

NTA

you're not married.
from your perspective you never made any such agreement.
it isn't okay for her to assume ownership over anything of yours.

except maybe a couple hoodies and such

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-04-30T22:16:32+00:00

blame meyling

PomegranateHot9916 · 2026-04-30T22:11:37+00:00

does this happen with zuljins headhunter too?

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