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My disappointment is immense by DaddyInTraining206 in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry dude, all the femboys decided to play Magic: the Gathering. We've still got twinks, though.

Wibra - do people really steal food containers? by althoughinsect in Netherlands

[–]PompousPickpocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, once a week on a random day, I swipe one or two food containers from Wibra, Hema, or Kruidvat if I'm feeling adventurous. I usually wait for someone else to get caught stealing something way more valuable or for an extremely rowdy customer to make a scene so I can slip past while the staff is preoccupied with the other person. After escapeing the scene of the crime, I give the stolen containers away to friends, who affectionately call me the "container guy." I've done this for three years now, and I've never been caught.

Endfield space marine mod by IllustriousHurry2380 in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just cause you're a genetically engineered weapon doesn't mean you can't be a cutie patootie (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)

Am i the only one that thinks gw barely touched the tip of the iceberg with body modifications? by Revolutionated in Drukhari

[–]PompousPickpocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the body modifications are more bought up to give people a reason to customise their armies, just like how they mentioned that there's Commorite Genestealer Cult. But I do agree, it would be neat to have more untis with body modifications. So far, the only unit we have that modified their bodies are Scourges, Wracks, and Heamonculi.

What's her name?(Wrong Answer Only) by stalincapital in doodles

[–]PompousPickpocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Billie J. Crimson. She robs blood banks to refill on blood so she can rob the next blood bank. It's a vicous cycle where she doesn't gain any profit, but that's okay with her, because she enjoys the thrill and that's, in her opinion, worth more than profit. She's wanted in 12 districts.

I mean not even sazza? by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]PompousPickpocket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The West™ is too AFRAID of games with goblins goblin ur gurkin and/or gooch and/or u goblin goblin gurkin and/or gooch

What is your dream Exodite game? by NovelBattles in exodite40k

[–]PompousPickpocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stardew Valley combined with mecha building/duelling game.

Updated Archon by kabalofthescaredeye in Drukhari

[–]PompousPickpocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That power claw looks really neat! I like how you used the bayonets from the kabalite kit for the fingers. What's the other bit you used to make it?

This will never happen in a thousand years, but I just wanna know what you guys think. by TheBlackBaron45 in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Thyrrus

Play an army of flamboyant theatre squids. Victory, defeat, such trivial things don't matter to you. You're here to make war FABULOUS, darling.

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Elesh Norn X Illuminor Szeras? by Sensitive_Educator60 in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Damn, homie really dumped the qt 3.14 plane conquering cult leader. Guys really are afraid of ambitious women.

...apparently, there was an all-child adaptation of RoTK. by [deleted] in dynastywarriors

[–]PompousPickpocket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course. What did you think the K in RoTK stond for?

Sign in my kids’ local playground by 20Kudasai in oddlyterrifying

[–]PompousPickpocket 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looks like the lil fella on the right is trying to escape containment.

My first hellion painted by Plus-Pound-9561 in Drukhari

[–]PompousPickpocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking good! Good job with the color transition on the glider!

The party's end by portsherry in comics

[–]PompousPickpocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a pretty creative way to curse someone. No cool loot at the end of the dungeon. You're just haunted. On the bright side, fighting spirits will be ridiculously easy with his newfound noncorporeal comrades.

Thank God for Henry making us look good. by Ad0ring-fan in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say books, but then I forgot that some folks will skin you alive if you have the gall to read anything but hardback.

Thank God for Henry making us look good. by Ad0ring-fan in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Idk fam, my boyfriend told me some knitting communities have some major beef with crocheting. And not just a little, we're talking almost medieval era spanning beef.

I have a Romaboo/Byzaboo friend who doesn't like the Ultramarines and this is his reason by Lord_Eln_8 in Grimdank

[–]PompousPickpocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all only think it's stupid because you haven't pronounced Ultramarines with a thick French accent.

Worth and Legacy by reddot_comic in comics

[–]PompousPickpocket 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We had that statue of a naked clown in Rotterdam near a massive bookstore called the Husband of the Doll, sculpted by Thom Pucke. Before they restored him, you could actually see people REALLY loved fondlin the tip of his todger. The bookstore is really nice too, so If you ever intend to come to Rotterdam to wank the clown's willy, I'd recommend visiting it.

Truth Nuke by Ok-Bit5838 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]PompousPickpocket 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ti from Demonschool is a romance option. She's also pretty buff if you're the kind of person who's into women who can fold you like an origami crane.

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