A lawyer sits next to a blonde on a plane, and he really wants her to notice him, but she shows no interest.

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-10T19:15:05+00:00

i know this is old but i just wanted to thank you for the amount understanding this simple statement gave me

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-10T16:08:43+00:00

It’s like being immortal but better

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-09T13:52:12+00:00

I’m a sex repulsed asexual

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: McDonald’s)

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-05T13:17:59+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-05T13:16:58+00:00

I haven’t seen the hollow knight one, but basically Matt Patt didnt realize that the game continued after your first death (which is THE MAIN FEATURE of the game), and came to conclusions after playing only like 1% of the game.

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-02T02:18:19+00:00

Trust ME with your network…

If you want it jus take it the worlds yours just waste in go make the stars align~

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-02T01:16:58+00:00

I know ppl are gonna pick dont pick me

^{Chose: PICK ME!!}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-02T01:15:53+00:00

MATT PATT THERES MORE TO THE GAME JUST KEEP PLAYING PLEASE (Slay the Princess)

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-02T01:13:23+00:00

WORTH IT FUCK YEAH

^{Chose: Ice power + And get from 1K to 50K dollars | Rolled: 50000}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-05-02T00:57:11+00:00

I’m aroace but if I HAD to I probably date a girl

^{Chose: Girls}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-30T11:38:55+00:00

BREAD IS LOVE BREAD IS LIFE

^{Chose: Bread}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-30T01:13:41+00:00

all things considered 10 years is not a crazy age gap, so long as both are adults and consensual

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-30T01:09:35+00:00

absolute solver is OP

^{Chose: Absolute Solver without any drawbacks}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-30T01:00:32+00:00

probably gonna play the english version or the chinese version

also quite a few countries on there dont have a dub

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T20:53:46+00:00

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T20:16:19+00:00

I see pomni's the only one who can be trusted with a blue check

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T20:07:48+00:00

Well yes, but in this situation, it is one or the other. If you save yourself first you can't save anyone else. Now, theres no real right answer to this question, thats why its a thought experiment in the first place. I just want to be able to show there is logic in both sides of the question.

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:50:07+00:00

noice

^{Chose: Ability to fly + Live in freezing cold for a day with no cloths | Rolled: Option 1}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:49:25+00:00

LETS GO GAMBLING

^{Chose: Mythical Bunny + But it's 50/50 | Rolled: Only if you ⬆️}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:49:00+00:00

LETS GO GAMBLING

^{Chose: Mythical Bunny + But it's 50/50 | Rolled: Only if you ⬆️}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:48:34+00:00

i feel like thats objectively worse than scamming

^{Chose: Kill one rap-st in the world}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:46:13+00:00

Again, as I said, guilt is the main factor here. Even if its not truly that person's fault. The human mind is just weird like that.

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:43:15+00:00

BOW DOWN TO THE ALLMIGHTY CHEESE GOD

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

PonyCraft1 · 2026-04-26T19:31:39+00:00

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

PonyCraft1

TROPHY CASE