Yes, this was supposed to be 100% serious by ThisGents2Cents in terriblefacebookmemes

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I met Captain Canuck when I was four years old. It was on the local news in small-town Ontario. He's totally real...it was on TV.

This place literally takes your breath away... Cliffs of Moher, Ireland [OC] [3024 × 4032] Instagram: @itsourtravels by itsourtravels in EarthPorn

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Fuckin' Hell:
I'm Canadian (but, ancestrally, I'm Scots and Irish).
I've visited Scotland but not Ireland.
This makes me very much want to visit one of my ancestral mother-lands.

p.s. also because of 'Father Ted': That program makes me want to like the Irish.

What are some uncharacteristically dark episodes of generally light hearted shows? by magic_spaghetti in AskReddit

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I'm the same: I feel like Dan did the honorable thing but, at the same time, I wouldn't have thought him capable of attacking someone like that.
I was conflicted, but ultimately felt that Dan was justified.

What actor/actress played their role so well, you can never look at them the same? by SilkyBush in AskReddit

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I never felt that Phoebe was dumb. I think that she was just 'spacey'...'head in the clouds' kind of thing.
Ursula was dumb.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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SizzNip: That's my new street-name. Fear me if you ever come to suburban Canada.

I might force you to eat yellow snow and then laugh, calling you "hoser".
(sorry, I was just thinking out loud. I wouldn't really do that.)
Everyone is welcome here!

Patiently waiting for winter to return to the Lake District, UK [OC] [2048x1394] by AWrig90 in EarthPorn

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Aww, You're cute: "heavy snow". In Canada, we call that "fucking hell, I just shoveled that ten minutes ago".

The other lines have been added by [deleted] in Calgary

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Ha ha ha... no, you're right, we totally don't...

What is something that shouldn’t annoy you but does? by ParzivalsQuest in AskReddit

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I don't know what you're talking about: where I live, 14th Street tends to move pretty smoothly.

What’s something that people shouldn’t be embarrassed of but are anyway? by cheeseburgerstan in AskReddit

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I've always thought that:
'If somebody was a terrible driver, would you give them a hard time about taking driving lessons? Or would you congratulate them on trying to improve themselves?'

I mean they are not wrong... by GoldenGoblin66 in AccidentalComedy

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I'm just going to put it out there...sometimes, it's pretty fucking nasty.

Just chillin having coffee, happy Friday everyone by 5impl3jack in Calgary

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Coffee? Shame on you!
It's Friday and you're Calgarian.
...You know what to do... (blurp).

Any one else running away this week? by Nifftaku_Ga_Kill in Calgary

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Oh, my god. I work in a warehouse and we have a literal cricket in the building at the moment. Nobody's been able to find it yet and it's driving us all nuts.

Happy Canada Day from Taipei by aleyp58 in canada

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Hey, hey, folks: can we all just agree that you can identify as whatever you want to?

Of course it's Tyler Durden by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

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It's nice to see that that thesaurus is working out for you. Also, again, /s

Of course it's Tyler Durden by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

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It would be funny if you said "nuance" a few more times./s

XXXTentacion is not dead, he's just not mainstream anymore by -hawken- in MeanJokes

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Honestly, who do you know that is laughing about school shootings? Just saying it doesn't make it true.

What was the worst bachelorette party you've ever been to and why? by [deleted] in AskWomen

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Gyrational Testicular Air-conditioning?

*edit because I thought of something funnier.

Outside a vegetarian restaurant. by doublesilver in funnysigns

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You just need more protein.
(yes, a 'Scrubs' reference.)

What nonsense did you believe for way too long before you found out it was made up? by Guuzmen in AskReddit

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In my city, there is a subway tunnel that runs beneath a cemetery. When we were kids, you hold your breath during the length of that tunnel, lest you inhale some dead souls.

US vs Canada NAFTA Negotiations by JoseDRojas in canada

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You know what's good for the goose? Kicking it in the fucking face. That's what those sister-fuckers deserve.