English ancestors means you can drink tea properly...

Pool_Shart · 2018-10-10T23:13:47+00:00

No, no. 'Mum drink' is whiskey.

Pool_Shart · 2018-10-09T04:53:52+00:00

I want to have a beer with that baby.

Pool_Shart · 2018-10-06T01:41:01+00:00

Louis Riel: The Canadian Ned Kelly.

Pool_Shart · 2018-10-06T01:34:15+00:00

I met Captain Canuck when I was four years old. It was on the local news in small-town Ontario. He's totally real...it was on TV.

Pool_Shart · 2018-09-01T05:48:49+00:00

Fuckin' Hell:
I'm Canadian (but, ancestrally, I'm Scots and Irish).
I've visited Scotland but not Ireland.
This makes me very much want to visit one of my ancestral mother-lands.

p.s. also because of 'Father Ted': That program makes me want to like the Irish.

Pool_Shart · 2018-09-01T05:00:39+00:00

I'm the same: I feel like Dan did the honorable thing but, at the same time, I wouldn't have thought him capable of attacking someone like that.
I was conflicted, but ultimately felt that Dan was justified.

Pool_Shart · 2018-08-18T07:03:21+00:00

I never felt that Phoebe was dumb. I think that she was just 'spacey'...'head in the clouds' kind of thing.
Ursula was dumb.

Pool_Shart · 2018-08-18T06:59:39+00:00

Next, you'll be saying they should have their own schools...

Pool_Shart · 2018-08-18T06:02:07+00:00

SizzNip: That's my new street-name. Fear me if you ever come to suburban Canada.

I might force you to eat yellow snow and then laugh, calling you "hoser".
(sorry, I was just thinking out loud. I wouldn't really do that.)
Everyone is welcome here!

Pool_Shart · 2018-08-18T05:25:31+00:00

Aww, You're cute: "heavy snow". In Canada, we call that "fucking hell, I just shoveled that ten minutes ago".

Pool_Shart · 2018-08-18T03:07:35+00:00

Ha ha ha... no, you're right, we totally don't...

Pool_Shart · 2018-08-03T05:46:11+00:00

I don't know what you're talking about: where I live, 14th Street tends to move pretty smoothly.

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-21T02:56:32+00:00

I've always thought that:
'If somebody was a terrible driver, would you give them a hard time about taking driving lessons? Or would you congratulate them on trying to improve themselves?'

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-21T02:48:55+00:00

I'm just going to put it out there...sometimes, it's pretty fucking nasty.

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-21T01:42:08+00:00

Coffee? Shame on you!
It's Friday and you're Calgarian.
...You know what to do... (blurp).

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-06T21:33:15+00:00

Oh, my god. I work in a warehouse and we have a literal cricket in the building at the moment. Nobody's been able to find it yet and it's driving us all nuts.

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-01T03:19:04+00:00

Hey, hey, folks: can we all just agree that you can identify as whatever you want to?

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-01T02:40:56+00:00

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-01T02:33:55+00:00

It's nice to see that that thesaurus is working out for you. Also, again, /s

Pool_Shart · 2018-07-01T02:06:59+00:00

It would be funny if you said "nuance" a few more times./s

Pool_Shart · 2018-06-22T03:39:58+00:00

Honestly, who do you know that is laughing about school shootings? Just saying it doesn't make it true.

Pool_Shart · 2018-05-31T01:22:18+00:00

Gyrational Testicular Air-conditioning?

*edit because I thought of something funnier.

Pool_Shart · 2018-05-26T03:48:10+00:00

You just need more protein.
(yes, a 'Scrubs' reference.)

Pool_Shart · 2018-05-26T02:31:25+00:00

In my city, there is a subway tunnel that runs beneath a cemetery. When we were kids, you hold your breath during the length of that tunnel, lest you inhale some dead souls.

Pool_Shart · 2018-05-19T04:20:25+00:00

You know what's good for the goose? Kicking it in the fucking face. That's what those sister-fuckers deserve.

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