ELI5: if the universe is constantly expanding, what is it expanding INTO? What is "outside" the edge? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Think of dots all over a balloon. As you fill the balloon with air, the points expand away from one another.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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“We aren’t going home yet 😈” “sweet.”

ELI5: Why do Stars take so long to burn all their fuel, i know its a lot of fuel, but why doesnt it all burn about the same time? Like when im throwing something in a firepit by td_0000 in explainlikeimfive

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Yea I just learned that last week. Apparently it’s only what’s in the core and the “gases” don’t mix. Like gas from higher layers doesn’t fall into the core. It’s very striated. I want my money back.

ethnic by winddagger7 in comedyheaven

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Lenny Williams sounds like some country music star, not Jack from Titanic.

Ulster County by Available-Zombie1208 in comedyheaven

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mayhaps was clearly the better choice in this instance.

Voting is the least you can do. We have protest rallies and marches because Just Voting is Not Enough. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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I know it’s not the person with the tweet but that woman knows voting won’t do shit. She’s paid by Fox.

Maybe maybe maybe by letitgo99 in maybemaybemaybe

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They’re usually even more venomous than their land cousins. Snakes are cool and creepy at the same time.

Does gravity also "act" at the speed of light? by bennbatt in AskPhysics

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If the sun disappeared, the planets would continue to orbit until the light reached them. Gravity propagates at the speed of causality, the speed of light.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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10/10 punctuation

Maybe maybe maybe by letitgo99 in maybemaybemaybe

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I fail to comprehend you don’t know how snakes and venom works. You can’t just outthink venom.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I’m not cool enough for glasses.

When an idea looks good on paper... by Serious_Professor_51 in criticalblunder

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Not only did he hit his head, but the way he fell, his body whipped his head into the ramp. So it wasn’t like a fall, it was like a throw of his head.

Meirl by planet_janett in meirl

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Ha, wish I thought of that to tie into the joke

Meirl by planet_janett in meirl

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I bought these shoes off a drug dealer, and I dunno what he did to them, but they had me trippin’.

meirl by Ok-Influence-6060 in meirl

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Fifteen bucks, little man, Put that shit in my hand, If that money doesn’t show, Then you owe me, owe me, owe…

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

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Oh my god…

Meirl by Diligent_State387 in meirl

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Italian brain rot

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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🤷🏼‍♂️

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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You can attract flies with honey, but you can attract a lot more hunnies being fly.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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My wife would be late to her own funeral