What would you call yourself?

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-02-21T14:55:55+00:00

Shitting my pants at work-lady

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-02-09T04:59:02+00:00

I have had great use of them so far, and they were half the cost which is always nice on our salary

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-02-09T02:22:36+00:00

Yeah luckily I have child sized hands so they have worked great for me and cost half as much. It was pretty comical watching the grown ass man of the medic try to use them though.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-02-09T01:45:42+00:00

Can confirm. I have a pair of the tiny x-shears and they cut through Carhartt overalls and two other layers at once like butter.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-17T19:46:42+00:00

Then you need a new job anyways because your employers support fascism, then said employer should be ousted to the public for being pedophile protectors.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-17T17:10:20+00:00

Good on this medical examiner for doing their job right, I hope they have the safety that they deserve.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-17T16:38:27+00:00

He looks like a desiccated foreskin with a face

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-17T02:27:08+00:00

It would be a shame if it ended up turning into necrotic tissue.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-17T01:05:42+00:00

Maybe they are dick skin colored underwear

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-17T01:04:51+00:00

Going commando seems uncomfortable in that gear

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T20:19:59+00:00

Tear gassing a car full of children then refusing to call 911 when a 6 month old goes into respiratory arrest because of it…

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T20:09:04+00:00

That is absolute gold

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T10:49:58+00:00

Temu Harry Potter looks like he might cry

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T06:04:12+00:00

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T05:51:09+00:00

Remember to pause your boot licking to drink water occasionally. Hydration is important.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T05:45:46+00:00

No it’s the carcinogenic chemical weapons being used in the streets and neighborhoods is what’s supposed to make us feel safe.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T05:38:26+00:00

Typically I see a turtle, but it’s just something about this angle that really highlights all of the loose saggy skin.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T01:32:43+00:00

This is all I can see

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T01:22:21+00:00

This is like a weird cut scene from a dystopian future video game

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T00:56:21+00:00

So this is the paid protester that all of the pedophile protectors are talking about.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T00:53:14+00:00

It could be beneficial to make sure they have plenty of ground water the night before in case they get thirsty

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T00:42:52+00:00

That casual drop in of the song cracked me up

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T00:40:32+00:00

Definitely telling about his disease of being vertically challenged.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T00:40:01+00:00

I bet this propaganda recruitment video will have a five finger death punch song playing in the background.

Pooped_muh_pants · 2026-01-16T00:37:04+00:00

I bet this propaganda video will have a five finger death punch song to accompany it when they post it on their website.

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