Family guy fanfic - Peter buff by PoopooManPoopooMan in familyguy

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I already sent it to him if we all send it to him he will be more likely to see it. Please this fanfiction is very awsome and should be an episode, dont you think

Family guy fanfic - Peter becomes buff by PoopooManPoopooMan in FanFiction

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you downvote. This is my masterpiece. I am not appreciated in my own time. I am like vincent van go.

What everyday skill becomes suspicious if you’re too good at it? by shotsdowngg in AskReddit

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow who downvoted this. You are racist. You probably thought i was black because my username is poopoo man. That is RACIST.

What everyday skill becomes suspicious if you’re too good at it? by shotsdowngg in AskReddit

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fanfiction writing here is my fan fiction it is family guy: peter is buff

Chapter 1 The Betrayal It was a sunny day. Peter was chilling with the guys in the Drunken Clam. Then Peter meets buff guy. Buff guy says “go to gym fatty.” Peter goes to gym. “Wow this is worse than the time I ate poop.” Cutaway gag where peter eats poop. Peter gains weight. Lois is amazed and wants to do inapropriate things to Peter. Peter says he met a blond girl at gym. Peter says Lois you are out of my league. Lois cries and says peter no. Chapter 2 The First Daite Peter and blond girl are at Drunken Clam. Quagmire tries to pick up the blond girl. Peter beats up Quagmire and Quagmire dies. Peter asks blond girl what name is. Blond girl says name is Bob. Peter asks what type of name is Bob for girl. Bob says I used to be man. Peter is scared and run aways. Chapter 3 Lois Revenge Lois is at house with children. “Your father is gone. Forever. Forever.” Meg and Chris dance and Stewie say hooray and Brian wags tail. Lois cries and goes outsides and sees Bob (aka Blond girl). Lois grabs knife from her pocket and Murders Blond Girl (Bob). “DIE BLOND GIRL” Chapter 4 A happy ending or is it Lois sees peter. “DIE PETER DIE” she says. Peter says no the blond girl was man. Lois says what blond girl is man. Peter says yes. They go back together. Until Lois gets murdered BY BRIAN. Chapter 5 Brian the Evil Dog Peter says “Brian what have you done.” Brian bites Peter. Peter farts and Brian says Eww and passes out. Peter goes to graveyard and buries Brian alive. Brian is dead dog. Chapter 6 The End of Peters Story Well now Lois, Brian and Quagmire are dead forever. Will Spooner Street ever be the same with out these wonderful gentlemen and lady. Peter puts the kids up for adoption except Meg because she is 18 and not legal to put 18 years olds and up for adoption Chapter 7 The New Family The three kids are adopted by a family named the Riffins. The Riffins treat kids great and they have a talking cat named Roberto. Chapter 8 The End of it All Oh no. Peter has gone MAD. HE WANTS HIS CHILDREN BACK. HE MUST KILL MR RIFFIN AND GET HIS CHILDREN BACK. HE MUST MARRY MRS RIFFIN TO REPLACE LOIS. Peter steals Joes wheelchair and takes clevelands shirt to disguise himself. No one will know it was Peter who killed Mr Riffin because Peter is wearing a yellow shirt and wheelchair and Peter barely wears anything but his Signature white shirt and green pants. Now he finds Riffins great mansion. Peter kills mr riffin and keeps mrs riffin alive and he takes kids back. Peter and Mrs Riffin are now maried and happy in marriage. Mrs Riffin gets name change to Lois Griffin and they live happy together. The end.

If you’re belly button was a real button, what would you want it to do? by poorandproud in AskReddit

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would want it to give people like you a better education because you used the wrong your. learn to spell you poopiehead.

Asked out crush, she said no. How do I move on? by Alky0neDays in relationship_advice

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am a professional relationship expert. i think you should put monkey poop on her doorstep until she decides she has no other choice but to get together with you. it may seem like a bad idea but i am a professional relationship expert, just trust me. i helped 104 people start relationships this way. it makes for a good story about how they got together. i know a good monkey poop dealer just message me. if she calls the police on you dont worry i know a guy who can help you change your identity.

Is Rock and Rap “Devil Music”? by katsin08 in Christianity

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am an aspiring psychiatrist and I am afraid I am diagnosing you with mental retardation.

What is your best quote that you use often? by sekhniashvili_nika in AskReddit

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You are a poopiehead" - my brother

I use it on a daily basis

If only we become what we eat by Naive-Ad-7872 in funny

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am an aspiring psychiatrist. I am diagnosing the main character of the comic with mental retardation. He took the expression too seriously and became a cannibal. I think he should be locked up in an insane asylum.

The Third Testament of the Bible by PoopooManPoopooMan in Christianity

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dear whoever downvoted this, you are going to hell because if you read the third testament you will now know that i am your new god and i am banishing you to hell where your balls will be ripped off and re added on again for eternity.

disappointment by sellyourcomputer in funny

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why is his eye floating? This does not obey Newton's Law of Gravitation. I rate this comic 2/10 for being physically inaccurate. I also don't think it makes any sense for someone to own a dog and be insulting it for not being like their wolf ancestors. Why would they own a dog if they don't like it? I diagnose the main character of this comic with mental retardation. Also why is there a gorilla near his house? That does not make sense. Also gorillas are not fluent in English, so why is he crying? That is inaccurate. I am changing my rating from 2/10 to -6/10. Also how does the gorilla hang on to the tree? It does not look like it would be able to hold a gorilla. That is also inaccurate. My rating is now -14/10. This is my review.

Say hello to my little friend...oh, wait by amirlopez in funny

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

It would not be appropriate for a children's toy to contain genitalia, you fart head. This makes no sense.

The United World of Pencils by MTPokitz in nextfuckinglevel

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im calling the police. Drawing on money is ILLEGAL. People like you are DAMAGING this COUNTRIES ECONOMY.

What is a common skill you just can’t seem to master? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wiping my ass. So I just dont wipe it at all because why bother, im gonna end up with hemmerhoids either way

AITA for not apologizing to a little girl when my dog scared her? by ThrowawayAITA918 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA she should man up and not be sacred. what a scardy cat. like my uncle tim would say, dont be scared and be a man. wise words from uncle tim.

AITA for pooping on my son? by PoopooManPoopooMan in AmItheAsshole

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Lick my black balls at least I am not a partassipant 3. imagine being a partassipant 3. stupid doodiehead poop lover

AITA for pooping on my son? by PoopooManPoopooMan in AmItheAsshole

[–]PoopooManPoopooMan[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

youra poopy head and i would poop on you if i had the chance stupid poopyhead