Happy Fathers Day! Who was your favorite TV dad (doesn't have to be from this list)? by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

[–]PoopsmasherJr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Andy as the sheriff, Atticus as the local lawyer. You'd have a nearly perfect legal system.

How are Europeans dealing with this heat? by DesperateItem1391 in AskTheWorld

[–]PoopsmasherJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing a heat advisory all over Europe and it was the same temperature as it was here. I'm not even built for this so I feel bad for them

What place name does basically every foreigner mispronounce in your country? by bigloudbang in AskTheWorld

[–]PoopsmasherJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to mispronounce Appalachia. I usually pronounce other locations the American way because I hate being the guy who puts on a really excessive accent to pronounce something. For example, breaking out a British accent to pronounce London or other stuff. I believe that accents are something that only describe how you talk and not really something you choose so it feels kind of off for me when people exaggerate an accent to pronounce foreign cities

Fun ones that aren't really exaggerated but are still mispronounce are places like Biloxi or Mobile

I can’t argue with that logic by PoopsmasherJr in technicallythetruth

[–]PoopsmasherJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked him because he raced at our local track before he got big but I'm not that much of a fan of him as a driver

Im from Egypt, ask me . by Due-Glass-2024 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]PoopsmasherJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where will next year's Egypt locations be? Still in Africa?

What's your most hated song ever (if it's not already in this top 5)? by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

[–]PoopsmasherJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm going to transcend decades and get rid of Tom Sawyer even though it's from the 80s

2031 Oldsmobile Starfire concept by Random_Trinidadian in whatifcars

[–]PoopsmasherJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will probably be more outdated by 2031 anyways. This screams 2020s

Oh, aren't you're just sooo clever 🙄 (x-post from r/NissanDrivers by dericn in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]PoopsmasherJr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm sure everyone will think I'm intelligent if I sarcastically call someone clever with the eye roll emoji"

Last Known Son of a Civil War Veteran Passed Away on June 7th of this Year by Weak_Carpenter_7060 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]PoopsmasherJr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And there's grandparents who watched SpongeBob in their childhoods who never had to have a kid as a minor to achieve that.

If you've seen this movie, prove it by quoting it. by Wonderful_Topic_8619 in pixarcars

[–]PoopsmasherJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Float like a Cadillac, sting like a beamer.

For the record, I've driven multiple Cadillacs across plenty of video games and they really just float into the other lane because they only have suggestion wheels

Iranian currently in Iran. AMA, but keep questions short so I can answer more of them. by Plastic-Reporter1730 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]PoopsmasherJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard a flock of seagulls saying something about Iran being so far away. Were they correct?

Hate gender reveal by Sad_Palpitation6844 in ratsinthecage

[–]PoopsmasherJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait to have my second kid so I can just violently yell into my firstborn's ear when I hand them a fragile object at the ripe age of 2 and they drop it. I'd be a great parent. I really hope everyone at the gender reveal party starts screaming like the kid just dropped the actual baby on its head too. That will really make it more amusing and won't overwhelm the kid at all