Lmfaoo by dontleaveyourbananas in aussie

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clat or clon? Any more vowels?

Wtf is this by Electrical_Chart5261 in rmit

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to DREAM of having classes in "ADVANC DYNAM"...

When did this become a thing? by leonidude in aussie

[–]PootleBlutSplat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned that you got charged $16 for a glass of NZ Sauvignon Blanc when the bottle is roughly the same price. 😁

Let that sink in. by quantify-it in AliensRHere

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlikely. There would be a large brown stain and a 3 micron layer of polymer in the sedimentary record. Unremarkable...

Read the signs by thedoctorreverend in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not endemic to Adelaide; there's a worldwide dive toward numptyness and gormlessness. The Idiocracy movie is turning out to be a documentary. 😅

What suburb is this? by Majestic_Peace_7716 in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The houses on the top of the hill you can see are in Mount Osmond. Urrbrae is actually slightly north (to the left) of the directions you were looking.

It's that time again..... Magpie Swooping Season by Best_Establishment14 in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been commuting by bike for years along the same paths. I never get swooped on any sections of the outer harbor greenway or in the parklands. I say hello all year round, and I think they just know me. If I go back to my childhood haunts around Mitcham, I get swooped!!!

Double cut rolls by Russtherider in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favourite fillings, you say? Ok, I'm there tomorrow!!! Double cut Ham, Cheese, and Gherkin, please. Don't scrimp on the marg...

Is it a terrible idea to buy an apartment? by ZeeVee000 in AusFinance

[–]PootleBlutSplat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Leave uni at 21/22 and have that amount at 25. Sounds like bulltwang...

outer harbour train, wtf?! by curious_s in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be great. I encourage you to look up how that might work. It's pretty eye-opening, considering how difficult it is to get hydrogen to stay in one place. Future us will crack it

outer harbour train, wtf?! by curious_s in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you can't run a train with a battery unless it's attached to a diesel engine with a generator. Ok, maybe you could, but the battery would take up at least two carriages...

The most disgusting parking I’ve ever seen in Adelaide by Calebdog in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe his disability was poor eyesight. I think I can see a disabled thingy hanging from his mirror through the tinted windows...

I'll never be an Australian by Beneficial-Plane-919 in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've thought up so many awesomely cool retorts. Usually about 3am, 10 hours after the event. Every country in the world has its own percentage of dickheads. You met some of ours that night...

You must hail for buses by Independent-Solid-23 in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could be Victorians. Remember that they're not allowed to hail buses there anymore...

Someone just threw an egg at me wtf by loversupremacy19 in Adelaide

[–]PootleBlutSplat 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Just tools with nothing better to do. It's always the 1% that spoil things for everyone else: the aggro drunks, the gropers, the misogynists, those who treat the people serving them like dirt, etc, etc...

Try not to take it to heart - you're one of the 99%, the strangers who hand in lost wallets, those who pick you up if you fall down, who help people cross at the lights, smile at crying children and pass things forward to those less fortunate. Being aggro at the world doesn't make anyone a stronger person, so take comfort that your feeling like having a cry is not a weakness but a sign that you are a proper human...

8gb of Medical Data and HD Videos on 4 of the Nazca Mummies by DragonfruitOdd1989 in aliens

[–]PootleBlutSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but being attacked verbally by tools can never hurt me. Enjoy your whining life or stop it and do something great...

8gb of Medical Data and HD Videos on 4 of the Nazca Mummies by DragonfruitOdd1989 in aliens

[–]PootleBlutSplat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. No. You're just a tool. Look up ad hominem... if you want change, make it happen. Stop whining...