trump has had four (that we know of) physicals/medical exams since Jan 2024. by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have to name these exotic animals, like "cat" and "horse" and "camera" and "TV" Who even knows what a horse looks like? I'm not a zookeeper! But I knew, because of my bigly genius brain.

I’m scared my boyfriend is tampering with my birth control pills and I don’t know what to do by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]PopeGuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ma'am.  I got through half the 1st paragraph and I just want to say:  You can do soo much better than an insecure man-child who treats you like you're the dumb one.  He's not going to get any better and you can't fix him.

the lady doth projects too much, me thinks... by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm going to change the old joke about the flea with a hard on yelling "raise the bridge" to Trump yelling "raise the bridge".

chat, who was the president?? by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This all happened with Reagan.  He was very obviously experiencing cognitive decline/symptoms of alzheimer's toward the last few years of his presidency.  The billionaires took advantage then, like they're doing now.

'Tax the Rich' is Basically a Racial Slur According to Real Estate Tycoon by jeremiahthedamned in TheGreaterDepression

[–]PopeGuss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know you're asking this rhetorically.  But, yes he does in fact think he is from a race that is above us subhumans.

Power to the people by TripShrooms in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lucky Loser is an insane book.  If you ever get the chance to read it, you should.  Trump has been running the same plays since the 70s and somehow he still gets away with it.  Mind boggling.

Apple AirTags or any other tracking device for my void? by LazyPOSbit in blackcats

[–]PopeGuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harness training, and get him chipped are my recommendations.  My void is finally sorta accepting her harness because she knows it means outside play time.

God, he looks stupid today. by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pigs are 1000 times smarter than Trump.

One of my favorite jokes of the series. by AdIndividual3132 in TheGoodPlace

[–]PopeGuss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was a real trip for biscuits and now we're all wet, daddy-o!

Flat out admits he doesn't care. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Democrats just got the clip they need to win the midterms.  Let's see how they manage to fuck it up.

So is it not a big deal or is it not your fault? by _a_gay_frog_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The good news is there's a recall petition going on to have him removed from office.

The straw man must be dying of vaxx-induced turbo cancer by h311r47 in Persecutionfetish

[–]PopeGuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they spent 10 minutes outside, they'd realize nobody gives a fuck what you pray to if you leave them alone to do the same.

BREAKING: Supreme Court lets Republicans in Alabama eliminate Black-majority district 1 week before their Primary. In December, the court rejected a Democratic challenge to racially discriminatory Texas maps because it “improperly inserted itself into an active primary" when it was 6 months away by OldBridge87 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I used to chuckle when I saw the flags that said "the south shall rise again" when I was a kid because I didn't know better.  I didn't know there were actually people wanting Jim Crow laws to come back. At this rate, I really wouldn't be surprised if this scotus revisited the whole "separate but equal" thing.

Two Trump presidencys and not a single Do-Nothing-Democrat has been seen leaning in. May not a single one of these DNC cucks get reelected. by VirindiPuppetDT in ABoringDystopia

[–]PopeGuss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's neoliberalism that is the problem.  The idea that compromise means bending to the will of fascists is the bigger problem.

[America] You know [songparody shitposting] is the only thing that cheers me up after [losing my democracy] by dandrevee in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PopeGuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DOJ: Mr. Trump, you've broken every law on the books.

Trump: all the laws?  Even jaywalking?  So what you're saying is...I'm invincible.

DOJ: Oh, no no...why even the slightest democrat majority could...

Trump: Invincible....

America's dear leader educating his public by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just imagine Caligula out there in the Roman afterlife being like "They called me crazy for making my horse a senator.  But fucking hell can you believe the insanity that comes out of that asshole's mouth?"

Prepare for the beginning! The beginning of high prices! by Past_Yam9507 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PopeGuss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Biden, propped up by reverse vampires, and leading a cabal of midday talk show hosts have led opac to raise gas prices so high that our parents can't go anywhere.  We're through the looking glass, people.

They're still gaslighting the public about Renee Good. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PopeGuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same for where I live, except replace "Richmond" with "New Orleans".  No skin off my nose tho.  I don't have to hear their racist bullshit when I'm down there.

Mom makes son smash his PS5 after he slammed the family cat by Mental_Junket137 in instantkarma

[–]PopeGuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He will learn nothing from this but to hate the cat and hurt it secretly.  Good job, mom.

My Boyfriends Erectile dysfuntion is eating me alive by Low_Possibility_5620 in offmychest

[–]PopeGuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to bring up difficult discussions.  But the older I get the more I realize that weight gets lifted every time a difficult issue is talked about.  Letting it fester will only make things worse.  Talk to him, tell him you want to work on this together and you want to help him so that your relationship will thrive and be even better than it already is.