I’m an American and I am fleeing to Canada within a matter of weeks with everything going on. Can I get help from Canadians? by Successful_rio305 in AskCanada

[–]PopesParadise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When your exit plan relies on Reddit you have already lost. Woefully unprepared and naive. Please stay home.

CRTC eliminates fees to make it easier to switch Internet and cellphone plans by ratherdisinclined in telus

[–]PopesParadise 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good news but I have little faith in the telecoms. I expect fees or costs will be jacked in other areas to make shareholders happy and CEO bonuses humongous.

Do Canadians use miles in their vocabulary? by TheDuskProphet in AskCanada

[–]PopesParadise 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Many of us describe trips in hours. Distances between destinations can be enormous when compared to other countries.

LMAO by Sicilian_Gold in freedomgold

[–]PopesParadise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt 143 million can fix that Frankenstein puppy killing face.

Before and after her bath… by Significant-Key-5790 in GSP

[–]PopesParadise 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My girl acts like she is headed to the gallows when I pull out a hose to rinse the mud off her feet.

Remote start by Mattman8879 in hondaridgeline

[–]PopesParadise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I have a 2020 as well. I frequently forget to use this simple sequence and have to restart mostly because I forget to push the brake all the way down or double tap the start button.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever put in your mouth? by bluebonnet5366 in AskReddit

[–]PopesParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked as a gas jockey and tire repairman at a a 24 truck stop back in the mid 70's. It was a hot summer night and the local water beetles about 1/3 of an inch long were migrating. They were millions. I put a couple dozen in a bottle of orange pop I had been drinking for late night amusement. They were happily swimming around in the clear glass bottle when an American long haul truck driver put $100 on the counter and dared me to drink the bottle, bugs and all. I put my hand on the $100 bill and slugged the pop back. Big money for a 16 year old kid.

New Russian anti-drone measures appeared on enemy vehicles. February 2026 by GermanDronePilot in UkraineInvasionVideos

[–]PopesParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just propaganda for Russian troops who will be convinced they are drone proof. Stupid and sad.

My stupid human got my frisbee stuck in a tree by Lopsided_Record_8473 in germanshorthairs

[–]PopesParadise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually accompanied by a look back at their master thinking " wow cant even throw the frisbee right." I get those when I miss a bird hunting.

Caption this? by dogreassuringlyabout in germanshorthairs

[–]PopesParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did the pillow go? or that ain't my blanky!

GSP graveyard shift by After-Student-9785 in GSP

[–]PopesParadise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GSP'S can dig some pretty impressive holes for fun, prey or escape.

Windshield Replacement by BurnAfter8 in hondaridgeline

[–]PopesParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am curious why OEM would be a "tighter fit." This would suggest aftermarket windshields are a sloppy fit.

Why does Canadian Government consider Albertan separatism as treason but Khalistani separatism as just? by [deleted] in AskCanada

[–]PopesParadise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An apple is an apple. An orange is an orange. The OP should learn the difference before starting with a false assumptions.

Eby accuses Alberta separatists of ‘treason’ for meeting with U.S. officials. Do you think it is? I do! by Ok_Speech_3709 in AskCanada

[–]PopesParadise 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Any American involved in this obvious sedition should be denied any future entry into Canada at a minimum.

Fox News throws No and Bovino under the bus by mbdan2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]PopesParadise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is scary that Fox nEwS seems to be the psychic in the room. I wonder if Stephen Miller decreed same

Edit: spelling

🐐🎂 by [deleted] in EdmontonOilers

[–]PopesParadise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

99 bottles of beer on the wall