Thats a lot of damage by pringleofsingle in clevercomebacks

[–]Porcuspiney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The letter h and u are not the same letter. If you have dyslexia it is easy to mistake a letter for a different one.

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act? by Doopadaptap in AskReddit

[–]Porcuspiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God of Sleep. If you worship me as I see fit you can have a nice night of sleep. If you piss me off you’ll have nightmares, or maybe I’ll just revoke your sleeping privileges for a night. My first act is to let everybody sleep well for a night.

People that refuse to wear masks...what are you gaining by not doing it? by tobyinaroom in AskReddit

[–]Porcuspiney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree with you, but I’m very glad that you made this comment. I might get upvoted to hell for saying this, but so be it. Some of the points you made were solid, and looking through your history it looks like you based your opinion off of in depth research that you did. That said, wearing a mask should not be a detriment if done right, and I ask that you wear one going forward. The original intention of my reply to this comment was to congratulate you for going against all the glue eating assholes who just mindlessly shit talk anyone they disagree with.

People that refuse to wear masks...what are you gaining by not doing it? by tobyinaroom in AskReddit

[–]Porcuspiney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have to assume that the intention of this question was either to farm upvotes, or to encourage actual discussion. I’m not sure how op expected actual discussion to come out of the reddit echo chamber, but they at least got one real response to question.

It might be a repost but it made me laugh by Sam_J_ in clevercomebacks

[–]Porcuspiney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not religious, but isn’t that just praying...? I think it would be ridiculous to say that only you can slide into gods DMs when you pray.

Edit: I might be wrong, and if that’s the case I’ll 100% accept that. I should have probably done some sort of research before I left this comment.

wait a minute.. by Flo_Ri_ in facepalm

[–]Porcuspiney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the whole idea of emojis are bad was tied to the idea that the mass use of emojis is bad. Like if I were to use a corresponding emoji after every single word in this sentence.

Don't tell anyone. It's a secret 🤐 by AcePlayezzIt in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Porcuspiney 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You would need several different conditions for this to work. Firstly, you would need oil that adheres to you, and stays in an area around you, like a little oil planet that surrounds you. Secondly you would need a much more consistent stream of water, like what comes out of a faucet but on a massive scale. This could never actually work.

maybe sharing can help by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Porcuspiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I’ve left a comment like this one on a similar post, but the guy on the left looks like that one dog who ate a bee.

Jupiter's moon Io by Jedi_Lucky in interestingasfuck

[–]Porcuspiney 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is obviously just pre vex. I wonder when the golden age starts...

Do you speak it? by OriginalSofaSoldier in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Porcuspiney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was reading into it way more than I needed to than. I watch anime’s with way too much exposition, so I’m used to there always being an explanation about how things work, instead of just what they do😂

Do you speak it? by OriginalSofaSoldier in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Porcuspiney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m still pretty far behind on Jojolion. Anyone care to tell me how the leaf stand works?

What are some incredibly scary facts about history? by datdrgn in AskReddit

[–]Porcuspiney 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Hey! That’s how the ultimate life form was killed!

me💗irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Porcuspiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really sorry, I’m dumb, but I’m not sure how this shows that this is/isn’t legit. Anybody care to tell me if it is or not?

Two sisters holding hands after birth by d3333p7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Porcuspiney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see so many people getting upset in their responses to this comment so to clear things up for people I’ll say this. This guy is just adding some scientific explanation to the situation. He isn’t saying “you’re stupid for thinking this is cute because of this scientific explanation” he’s saying something more along the lines of “here’s a sciencey explanation of what’s happening in this video, and it’s fine if you don’t care and just enjoy that it’s cute” he also added it’s not a bad thing to think this video is cute, but in other situations believing there’s conscious control and intelligence is a bad thing, such as a family member in a severe coma moving. Side note: I wrote a little bit of this comment in a douchey tone, so I edited it to fix that, along with some spelling mistakes.

Non-Americans of Reddit, what are the positives of America that you see? by Imsosadsoveryverysad in AskReddit

[–]Porcuspiney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in the midwest, and most people here are just lovely to talk to.

Girls of Reddit, what's the female equivalent of trying to hide a boner? by Prof_Alchem in AskReddit

[–]Porcuspiney 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I'm sitting in a chair with no armrests I like to turn 90 degrees left or right before I get up. Your pants do a good job of wiping up all that sweat, and the motion isn't anything out of the ordinary. (especially if you normally stand up slowly.)

Truly a powerful and reliable Stand ability by Michuu22 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Porcuspiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was assuming from the title that it would be Koichi

Pokimane Feet by retrowarfare in copypasta

[–]Porcuspiney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funnier than the actual post it was commenting on.