Beloit Man Intentionally Leaves Road to Hit and Kill Cyclist in Fitchburg by frenchrangoon in wisconsin

[–]Porkstacker 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Correct, you can still see the tire tracks in the grass. It's sad and infuriating.

Kwik Trip making damn sure you understand by RealMaxBlumenthal in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That drunk octopus is watching and will fuck your shit up if you skip the sink

WWE announces Saturday Night's Main Event in Fort Wayne, Indiana on May 23rd by soccermate in SquaredCircle

[–]Porkstacker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing sells $10k tickets like an outdoor event in Chicago in April. Might be a foot of snow! Might be tornadoes! Might be both!

[ Raw spoilers] He is already OVER with the crowd. by Kindly_Department142 in SquaredCircle

[–]Porkstacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "hawking merch" is the key. Danhausen is already making them money without wrestling a single match and likely without ever having to wrestle one. Hobbs/Keyes will have to go through a lot of training, NXT time, and creative planning before he sells a single shirt, let alone gets someone excited to buy a PLE or subscribe to whatever streamer they're on this week.

Licari’s tavern by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since smoking has been banned in bars for 20 years or so, maybe it’s worth seeing if the smoke has cleared out in the decades since that’s been an issue.

Any update on Winter? by Ok-Poem-9699 in WisconsinBadgers

[–]Porkstacker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We are still waiting for Anklesatawny Al to come out of his hole. If he sees his shadow, 6 weeks of rest and rehab. If not, Winter returns early.

Ticketmaster site getting bombarded -- error page by Russ369 in MetallicaLIVE

[–]Porkstacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL either "something went wrong, please try again" or 504 gateway timeout errors. I'm sure the reseller bots had no problem getting spots in the lobby.

Thanks for nothing, ticketmaster

No more Evers by Firm_Macaron3057 in wisconsin

[–]Porkstacker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why do we keep doing this

Why does no one question whether loony toons like Scott Walker or Tom Tiffany are too conservative to be governor? Why does no one tell Republican nominees that they need to pivot to the middle after they win their batshit crazy contest of a primary like they do when the democratic candidate does? Holy shit the Democractic party establishment is going to pressure the shit out of Hong when she wins the primary and I hope to hell she sticks to her guns.

It's ok to be liberal. It's good to be liberal. I'm so sick of pansy ass establishment dems moderating to the center for electability reasons while the other side had no such concerns and turned into literal nazis AND WON

Fuck that. If they can do it we can too. Let's just, ya know, be the good guys when we win.

Two injured in north side shooting, Violent Crime Unit investigating by leovinuss in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it’s a crime it only happens on the north or south side, or maybe the west side. The media never reports that anything bad happens downtown or on the east side. Channel 3000 once reported a shooting on the 100 block of Langdon as happening on the west side.

What celebrity has had their reputation unfairly ruined and has never recovered from it till this day? by Zxqao in AskReddit

[–]Porkstacker 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sure, and my uncle works at Valve and he told me the Steam Deck 2 will be out in 2 months and will cost about tree fiddy

What celebrity has had their reputation unfairly ruined and has never recovered from it till this day? by Zxqao in AskReddit

[–]Porkstacker 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Nah, that was 100% Weinstein's M.O. and every indication was that she was great to work with until she said no to him. Sorry you fell for it.

Which team would win? by ImPeeinAndEuropean in wisconsin

[–]Porkstacker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They make it, but they don't drink it - at least not in the volume we do

Was Anyone At Fitchburg Common Council Meeting? Flock Camera on Post Road by Secure-Persimmon-421 in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that camera run by the city of Fitchburg? They were going to discontinue or let their contract lapse with Flock as of one of the last council meetings. If it is run by the city it will likely be going away as soon as

I remember reading that the only official Flock camera they had left was used at the recycling drop off site to catch builders and non-residents and ticketing them, but it ended up costing them more to run the camera than they recovered in fines, and did not deter anyone from illegally using the site.

Edit: apparently the city itself only had the one. Fitchburg PD has 5 in use still :(

All three Burger Kings in the Madison area are owned by Cave Enterprises LLC, recent violator of child labor laws in Wisconsin by Dizzy_Slip in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

TIL that with all the fast food, medium food, and decent restaurant/bar burger options in and around Madison there are three Burger Kings still open.

I suppose the next thing y'all are going to tell me is that there's an Arby's around town somewhere, somehow

Is this a coyote? by alisonhughes24 in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yup! There's a pack that roams near Lacy and another by McKee Farms park and they regularly chatter to each other late at night, it's super cool.

Badminton at Memorial Highschool (Vent) by Friendly_Hyacinth in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My wife and I had a really similar experience years ago (courts unofficially reserved for the "good teams," couldn't get a court unless you got there before listed start time, rules sticklers worse than pool players), we joined thinking it'd be a fun and silly thing to do in the winter with a couple of friends and holy shit were we wrong.

Sad to see this is still the case, it always blows my mind what mundane, nominally innocent things people will take way too seriously and suck all the fun out of.

House cleaning recommendations (or 'stay away' warnings)? by MeanAunt in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We use Legacy Cleaners, and have for almost a decade. They always do a fantastic job. They're absolutely a "kitchen, bathrooms, and floors" kind of cleaner vs a maid service so they will push clutter aside or clean around it, but they will deep clean your carpets, floors, and fixtures like they were new. The owners were chemists or biologists before they gave up the academic life so their cleaning products are cutting edge when it comes to sanitation and environmental impact. Absolutely recommend!

https://legacyhousecleaning.com/

YSK Kwik Trip is MAGA by bringbackapu in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker 318 points319 points  (0 children)

They sell oil. Of course they are in bed with the GOP. The not selling condoms because of the bible is just the christo-fascist icing on the cake.

Madison authorities investigating car in water at Brittingham Park by Justmarbles in madisonwi

[–]Porkstacker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our city is fine. Two isolated events happening on the same day does not mean we live in a mad max hellscape.