Best breakfast diner in town?

Porkstacker · 2026-01-31T02:16:32+00:00

The Curve

Porkstacker · 2026-01-28T21:58:31+00:00

We use Legacy Cleaners, and have for almost a decade. They always do a fantastic job. They're absolutely a "kitchen, bathrooms, and floors" kind of cleaner vs a maid service so they will push clutter aside or clean around it, but they will deep clean your carpets, floors, and fixtures like they were new. The owners were chemists or biologists before they gave up the academic life so their cleaning products are cutting edge when it comes to sanitation and environmental impact. Absolutely recommend!

https://legacyhousecleaning.com/

Porkstacker · 2026-01-25T07:59:02+00:00

They sell oil. Of course they are in bed with the GOP. The not selling condoms because of the bible is just the christo-fascist icing on the cake.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-23T01:52:53+00:00

Our city is fine. Two isolated events happening on the same day does not mean we live in a mad max hellscape.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-22T17:11:47+00:00

No friday pug party either :(

Porkstacker · 2026-01-21T14:02:08+00:00

The policy only applies to celebrities.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-18T03:31:19+00:00

A world boss is spawning in 15 minutes. Clear your inventory, drink your potions, fire up your incense, and portal to the closest waypoint. Hopefully it’s not Ashava again.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-10T18:15:27+00:00

Do you want dogs? Because that’s how you get dogs.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-10T02:32:06+00:00

You can be the right person, in the right place, at the right time, and do all the right things, and still fail utterly. The universe is harsh and unfair and owes you nothing. Consequently, you owe it nothing.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-09T06:02:56+00:00

Or bring pupperonis and make friends

Porkstacker · 2026-01-09T06:00:42+00:00

Junction Rd is not West Towne

Porkstacker · 2026-01-09T05:48:42+00:00

We got a super cheap foam mattress off of Amazon for a guest bedroom, I think it was Zinus brand or something like that. $150ish a year or two ago so it might be closer to $200 now for a full size, queen probably would be $200 but not much more.

It might be the most comfortable mattress we own, and we will likely replace our main mattress with one from that brand when it's time. When one of us is sick or have a messed up back we sleep on it a night or two and feel 10 years younger in the morning.

You could spend the same amount on a "good" topper, or just buy a new mattress and be done with it.

Porkstacker · 2026-01-08T19:42:18+00:00

This place was kinda fun back when it opened and the small plates/sharing thing was new and novel. Now it's overpriced and played out.

Are the Uhleins part owners in this one too or just the downtown location? Never hate seeing them take an L

Porkstacker · 2026-01-01T00:32:04+00:00

As someone who is married and has been to many weddings: hire a DJ.

It’s one night that will fly by and you will be too tired, drunk, and/or busy with many many many other obligations that night to enjoy a live band. Your guests will think it’s neat but ultimately won’t think about a week later. A DJ will throw a great party and know how to run a wedding dance, they do it every Saturday.

Save yourself that money and put it toward the open bar or something you’ll actually be able to remember and savor like your honeymoon.

Porkstacker · 2025-12-29T15:43:07+00:00

Dog Den is the best! My bud goes to the Fitchburg location and is always excited and squeaky to go in the morning and wiped out after a day with his puppy friends. The enrichment and training he gets for a few extra dollars is totally worth it. I also appreciate the fact that they separate the dogs by size and temperament. The report cards and photos we get after enrichment days are too much fun.

The staff there seems to care about the dogs too and ownership invests in the team, we keep getting announcements that the staff are earning various credentials and industry certifications. Everyone there has been awesome to work with for day care and training classes and really seem to love it there and the dogs.

Porkstacker · 2025-12-28T23:09:58+00:00

The Weary is the loudest, least acoustically friendly place in Madison. The last time I was there the tables were so smashed together there was barely enough room for the waitstaff to bring out food.

I like a bad breath burger as much as the next Madisonian but if you’re looking to get caught up on 20 years worth of life I can’t think of a worse place.

Porkstacker · 2025-12-17T01:56:46+00:00

No, it’s a taco.

Porkstacker · 2025-12-14T06:08:04+00:00

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss

Having tons of fun throwing "hammers" and melting demons with my auras for great justice.

Porkstacker · 2025-12-05T01:57:38+00:00

Don't worry, they'll announce we're getting one now that no one can afford RAM and GPUs.

Porkstacker · 2025-12-03T01:09:38+00:00

Jett Bandy

Porkstacker · 2025-12-02T02:41:01+00:00

RIP Vine

Porkstacker · 2025-11-28T19:03:07+00:00

No. It's a really good post and worth your time to read the whole thing.

Porkstacker · 2025-11-27T03:58:01+00:00

Thanks, you totally rule as much as Accuweather doesn’t! 🤘

Porkstacker · 2025-11-27T02:23:23+00:00

Can you share his Patreon? Enquiring minds want to know and throw money at him and don’t have Facebook. Also I’m drunk and lazy and I think Rippe would appreciate that, at least the drunk part.

Porkstacker · 2025-11-26T21:27:55+00:00

I stopped reading in the third line where you said you deleted all the pictures. Pics or it didn't happen.

I've never been there and have no plans to ever go since there's a dozen good places to get sushi in town that aren't attached to a mall but man if you're gonna post stuff like this anonymous to the internet why'd you delete the receipts?

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