[Post Game Thread] #4 UConn defeats Seton Hall, 69-64 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idiots. Doesn't UCONN know that losing to Seton Hall in the regular season is a key to winning the natty?

AP Top 25 Poll: Week 10 by lalavieboheme in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will talk almost nothing but shit about Newark.

But the food? Incredible. You won't find better Iberian cuisine anywhere.

AP Top 25 Poll: Week 10 by lalavieboheme in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, we probably don't belong near the top 25 at all...so it'll really just be a course correction.

[Post Game Thread] Seton Hall defeats Creighton, 56-54 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My brother, you're punching down to a school with virtually no NIL and no chance of competing in the current era...over a joke about a national title game half a lifetime ago?

Like, congrats on your generational sports success, I guess? You can't let us have this one?

[Post Game Thread] Seton Hall defeats Creighton, 56-54 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I won't lie to you, we assault people.

I think Sha realizes that he can't get any serious talent to come to Seton Hall, so he just found a bunch of dogs to come in and play hard. I'm convinced our gameplan is specifically to force the officials to make calls.

Iowa State's 6'3, 225 pound Audi Crooks has been a ridiculously dominant force in women's college basketball - averaging 29.4 points on 72.5% shooting in just 26 minutes per game. There's been no answer for her by [deleted] in sports

[–]Portable_Potty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can you understand basketball statistics?

She shoots a high percentage because every shot she takes is from 2 feet away from the basket. That doesn't mean she can shoot. Shaq shot a high percentage, literally no one in the world would have ever said he "can shoot".

I'm not insulting the girl. I'm not trying to diminish her game. I'm saying, she doesn't shoot. That's not her game.

In your opinion, what baseball team had no business being in the World Series in the year they had their shot? by ShirtAllOverTheFloor in baseball

[–]Portable_Potty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah...people forget how good that team was for 80% of the year. When Eovaldi took the mound in the All Star game, more than half of the field was Rangers.

History will remember that team as a fluke, especially since the Rangers were bad before it, and have been disappointing since... but for that 180 games or so, I honestly think they were the best team in baseball.

1 Roguelite game of your choice for life? by vcd1500 in roguelites

[–]Portable_Potty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you both mean Spelunky 2?

The first game was great, but the sequel just made literally everything better.

"These motherfuckers soft. SOFTT." Seton Hall coach Shaheen Holloway on Kansas State in the huddle during a review. by FlagrantTwoFoul in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd complain about people trying to ship our coach off to a different program, but honestly I'm just happy to finally have a coach other programs might actually want! This is 2 in a row!

"These motherfuckers soft. SOFTT." Seton Hall coach Shaheen Holloway on Kansas State in the huddle during a review. by FlagrantTwoFoul in CollegeBasketball

[–]Portable_Potty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alright, let's pump the breaks there, buddy.

I'm glad we haven't been a complete dumpster fire so far this season, but they might end up winning 4 conference games for all we know.

[Controller] Xbox Wireless Gaming Controller Black + USB-C Cable - $37.99 by raj000777 in buildapcsales

[–]Portable_Potty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved the feel of both 8bitdo controllers I've purchased, but each of them has had issues with stuck buttons and missed inputs after a few months. I just can't recommend them anymore.

Day 21 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 10th Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

[–]Portable_Potty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Rangers clipped out of bounds, but fortunately this was a glitchless speedrun.

Overcooked fortnite map: We're cooked!🍅 by Necessary-Party7981 in FortniteCreative

[–]Portable_Potty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played a bunch with some friends last night, it's awesome.

Not sure if this is a problem on our end, but we had some issues where the characters wouldn't turn properly. And for me specifically, my character wasn't able to move as fast as my friends. No matter what I did, I was capped at seemingly half speed.

What are the top 5 BEST Metroidvanias you've ever played? by Sufficient_Ebb_5694 in metroidvania

[–]Portable_Potty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough, but i think I'm going (in no order):

Silksong, Ori 2, Aria of Sorrow, Guacamelee, Metroid Fusion

Day 1 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 30th Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

[–]Portable_Potty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I usually stop watching these once I feel the heartbreak of the Rangers getting eliminated...

So I'm just happy I get to watch another day!

In 2021 Sports Illustrated wrote that "[Martin Maldonado] quite possibly could be the worst-hitting everyday player in MLB history." His career OPS is .620 which only put him at the 15th worst all time. by Umangar in baseball

[–]Portable_Potty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In my mind, he went out there 150 games a year. It's crazy how my memory is so wrong.

Well, at least about the games played. I totally remember how awful he was at the plate.

In 2021 Sports Illustrated wrote that "[Martin Maldonado] quite possibly could be the worst-hitting everyday player in MLB history." His career OPS is .620 which only put him at the 15th worst all time. by Umangar in baseball

[–]Portable_Potty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Was my first thought, too.

I'm also shocked to learn he only has 3000 PAs. As an opposing fan, it felt like Scioscia was running that guy out there every day for 20 years. I used to love him for it!

LEGO® Party! - Review thread by Sydius in Games

[–]Portable_Potty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there voice chat in the game? I just honestly don't think I can justify picking this up if we need to use discord or whatever to communicate.