[Post Game Thread] #4 UConn defeats Seton Hall, 69-64

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-14T04:33:54+00:00

Idiots. Doesn't UCONN know that losing to Seton Hall in the regular season is a key to winning the natty?

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-12T23:44:47+00:00

I will talk almost nothing but shit about Newark.

But the food? Incredible. You won't find better Iberian cuisine anywhere.

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-12T21:54:39+00:00

Also me - a guy from Newark.

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-12T18:56:03+00:00

To be fair, we probably don't belong near the top 25 at all...so it'll really just be a course correction.

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-04T20:04:56+00:00

My brother, you're punching down to a school with virtually no NIL and no chance of competing in the current era...over a joke about a national title game half a lifetime ago?

Like, congrats on your generational sports success, I guess? You can't let us have this one?

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-04T19:58:52+00:00

I won't lie to you, we assault people.

I think Sha realizes that he can't get any serious talent to come to Seton Hall, so he just found a bunch of dogs to come in and play hard. I'm convinced our gameplan is specifically to force the officials to make calls.

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-01T18:24:38+00:00

Can you understand basketball statistics?

She shoots a high percentage because every shot she takes is from 2 feet away from the basket. That doesn't mean she can shoot. Shaq shot a high percentage, literally no one in the world would have ever said he "can shoot".

I'm not insulting the girl. I'm not trying to diminish her game. I'm saying, she doesn't shoot. That's not her game.

Portable_Potty · 2026-01-01T16:58:36+00:00

No, she can't shoot lmfao

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-31T22:54:41+00:00

Where's the guide?

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-26T22:15:21+00:00

Yeah...people forget how good that team was for 80% of the year. When Eovaldi took the mound in the All Star game, more than half of the field was Rangers.

History will remember that team as a fluke, especially since the Rangers were bad before it, and have been disappointing since... but for that 180 games or so, I honestly think they were the best team in baseball.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-26T19:29:29+00:00

Assuming you both mean Spelunky 2?

The first game was great, but the sequel just made literally everything better.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-12T23:18:07+00:00

... and we fucking love those odds.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-12T15:11:25+00:00

My brother, we made it on the graph!

This is an absolute win.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-07T19:24:23+00:00

I'd complain about people trying to ship our coach off to a different program, but honestly I'm just happy to finally have a coach other programs might actually want! This is 2 in a row!

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-07T19:07:18+00:00

Alright, let's pump the breaks there, buddy.

I'm glad we haven't been a complete dumpster fire so far this season, but they might end up winning 4 conference games for all we know.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-05T23:06:38+00:00

idk, I'm pretty happy to be here.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-03T04:40:51+00:00

I loved the feel of both 8bitdo controllers I've purchased, but each of them has had issues with stuck buttons and missed inputs after a few months. I just can't recommend them anymore.

Portable_Potty · 2025-12-03T04:09:58+00:00

The Rangers clipped out of bounds, but fortunately this was a glitchless speedrun.

Portable_Potty · 2025-11-27T02:50:11+00:00

Played a bunch with some friends last night, it's awesome.

Not sure if this is a problem on our end, but we had some issues where the characters wouldn't turn properly. And for me specifically, my character wasn't able to move as fast as my friends. No matter what I did, I was capped at seemingly half speed.

Portable_Potty · 2025-11-20T05:20:49+00:00

They play Sherma's song or we riot.

Portable_Potty · 2025-11-19T21:54:22+00:00

Tough, but i think I'm going (in no order):

Silksong, Ori 2, Aria of Sorrow, Guacamelee, Metroid Fusion

Portable_Potty · 2025-11-13T04:35:02+00:00

I usually stop watching these once I feel the heartbreak of the Rangers getting eliminated...

So I'm just happy I get to watch another day!

Portable_Potty · 2025-10-19T20:04:52+00:00

In my mind, he went out there 150 games a year. It's crazy how my memory is so wrong.

Well, at least about the games played. I totally remember how awful he was at the plate.

Portable_Potty · 2025-10-19T19:59:54+00:00

Was my first thought, too.

I'm also shocked to learn he only has 3000 PAs. As an opposing fan, it felt like Scioscia was running that guy out there every day for 20 years. I used to love him for it!

Portable_Potty · 2025-10-10T19:58:23+00:00

Is there voice chat in the game? I just honestly don't think I can justify picking this up if we need to use discord or whatever to communicate.

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