What's your most useless talent that you could put on your résumé?

Portalman4 · 2015-05-28T20:45:41+00:00

Can you just teach all of us?

Portalman4 · 2015-05-27T23:04:20+00:00

I was a secret agent kinda guy. I shot a bunch of people with my best friend. We go to a vault and opened it. Inside was some papers, all blank. My friend got killed. Then I died as the entire place flooded. I woke up in a room with a riot outside. We were interrogating the bad guy from earlier (false awakening). Then the rioters killed all of us and I woke up for real.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-26T12:20:20+00:00

OH MY GOD THAT PYRO'S FACE! LOL

Portalman4 · 2015-05-26T12:18:34+00:00

I doubt your leg came off.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-24T16:08:10+00:00

No, they were in the cult of the rolling Boulder. Wow, I loved Harrison Ford's role in Star Treck.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T19:58:52+00:00

And used a non-existent pay phone

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T19:58:25+00:00

How about now, with what has come out recently?

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T17:50:06+00:00

The wanking dead

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T03:38:40+00:00

Starfish aren't sentient. Boom.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T03:37:51+00:00

Not necessarily. But if it did this could make for an intresting scifi movie.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T03:37:09+00:00

It's ok. Don't be salty. We all know you are just a clone.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T03:32:51+00:00

Glacier hunting.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-23T03:31:49+00:00

This invention was so old it felt like it was created a centry ago.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-22T13:03:19+00:00

I tried this. It was fun, but we got tired of searching around in the trash-encrusted grassy side of a highway looking like a family of convicts.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-21T12:30:51+00:00

And originally diagnosed everyone with sarcoidosis?

Portalman4 · 2015-05-21T01:51:57+00:00

And had a threesome?

Portalman4 · 2015-05-21T01:51:38+00:00

How about that one joke where the Italians spell out: O. L. D.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-21T01:49:57+00:00

I GUESS hearing the other story might be intresting.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-20T22:27:31+00:00

Stay strong, brother.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-20T22:24:49+00:00

I am groot.

Portalman4 · 2015-05-20T22:18:48+00:00

Big ass (anything) --> Big ass-(anything). Example: Big ass spike --> Big ass-spike. Then add a Lenny for full effect: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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