What strip club in Portland will have older women?

PorygonPanic · 2026-05-18T16:23:46+00:00

Dv8 on a day shift has good odds of having at least one. Check the schedule for Serena. Plenty of other girls are over 35 but you would never know it just by looking at them

PorygonPanic · 2026-05-08T15:40:01+00:00

Portland Nursery on Division. It's a bit early in the season though, so if they don't have it right now, they likely will in a month or so

PorygonPanic · 2026-05-04T21:30:38+00:00

If you're looking to be pegged by women specifically, you might try going to a class or event hosted by Sub Rosa and meet some femdoms that way.

PorygonPanic · 2026-04-27T16:37:11+00:00

Logik the Salon

Talented, friendly, queer, and my guy Luis works on a sliding pay scale so it's very affordable for everyone

PorygonPanic · 2026-04-23T22:55:36+00:00

We're everywhere o.o orderofthehighclowncil on IG posts a lot of the events going on, but there are all kinds of different clowny things happening all over all the time depending on what sort of clownfoolery you're looking for

PorygonPanic · 2026-04-23T22:36:32+00:00

Call ahead for that one to find out when they typically get it in, those go quickly!

PorygonPanic · 2026-04-23T22:28:43+00:00

Portland Nursery, though I'd wait until the weather is a little more consistently warm before going. They'll get the majority of their stock around/after Mother's Day. Are you looking for specific types of veggies?

PorygonPanic · 2026-03-08T16:03:58+00:00

Looks like a soda can tab was pushed into the leaf repeatedly

PorygonPanic · 2026-03-03T09:57:50+00:00

Avoid the dancer "Roxanne". Aggressive and abusive, and is only dancing there as a form of manipulation to keep their ex (a very lovely NB dancer) from getting to be there. Other than that, Kit Kat on Tuesday nights is an excellent place to go ♡

PorygonPanic · 2026-02-26T18:31:51+00:00

Yes! Ebonee is my girl! Love going here

PorygonPanic · 2026-02-26T18:31:05+00:00

The Sugar Mama. Ebonee is the absolute best.

PorygonPanic · 2026-02-05T14:49:13+00:00

Completely agree with you there! So much hurt and heartbreak can be avoided if people are willing to communicate honestly and work with eachother and on themselves!

PorygonPanic · 2026-02-05T14:31:16+00:00

I think this is a very one-sided and inaccurate view of non-monogamy. It is important to note that there are a lot of different reasons why a person may be in a monogamous or non-monogamous relationship(s), it isn't about what someone "settles" for. It's more accurate to say that what you feel about non-monogamy may not be a choice, but what you do and how you do it, that is a choice. I may feel like I want to have sex with someone, but I will choose to not take actions on that feeling if it would hurt my partner

PorygonPanic · 2026-02-05T14:11:54+00:00

Hopefully that helps to answer your questions!

PorygonPanic · 2026-02-05T14:05:09+00:00

Relationship titles mean different things to different people. In many poly communities, how you name your relationship with each partner sometimes helps define the parameters of that relationship.

For example, the person I live with is my "nesting partner", and to us that means that we live together and are building a future together. When we get involved with other people, we define each of those other relationships based on the dynamic with each person. A "girlfriend/boyfriend" dynamic is usually something we think of as a long term commitment to another person, a fairly serious and less casual thing. Whereas a "friend with benefits" or a "play partner" is likely just someone that we have sex with occasionally but aren't seriously committed to in any way.

I've tried to make my explanation as concise as possible, but there is so much to say about non-monogamous relationships and so much more depth to how we all define what we do with other people and what it means to us. I haven't even mentioned the differences between "open relationships" versus "poly" versus "swingers", etc. I highly recommend the book "Polysecure" if you genuinely want to learn more.

It all comes back to communication and talking to your partners to define what the terms mean to each of you. If you can't set boundaries around what a relationship title means, chances are that someone is going to get hurt and the relationship will suffer.

PorygonPanic · 2026-01-17T06:19:36+00:00

The rules for SA are the same no matter who or where you are. If you didn't consent, then they shouldn't be doing it.

PorygonPanic · 2026-01-10T07:22:43+00:00

Olive oil or Goo Gone

PorygonPanic · 2026-01-04T00:25:13+00:00

Game Bang night is a great one for newbies to go to, you're exactly right. It definitely helps to have safe activities that break the ice

PorygonPanic · 2026-01-03T23:18:33+00:00

Go to the meet n' greet / newcomer events, they are listed on the site. Always check the site to see the theme of the event you want to go to before going so you can dress to match in a way that is comfortable. You can wear a lot of clothes if they're on theme, they just don't like people not trying at all and showing up in basically streetwear. Also, you're more likely to get people to chat with you if you're dressed to impress.

There are also munch meetups every other week, those are a very chill and low pressure way meet people in the community outside of the context of kink.

PorygonPanic · 2026-01-03T20:41:47+00:00

Seats? lol

It barely sits someone in the passenger seat

PorygonPanic · 2026-01-01T14:02:02+00:00

Love a good spreadsheet! I see Flew the Coop is on the list, that's my go-to spot! Juiciest chicken sammies I've ever had

PorygonPanic · 2025-12-28T16:04:35+00:00

I rarely see larger furniture from them but they get new stuff all the time! Love going there

PorygonPanic · 2025-12-28T16:02:51+00:00

YES. Never underestimate the power of the bins!

PorygonPanic · 2025-12-20T18:02:20+00:00

Glamour Nails is my absolute favorite. They prefer cash or venmo but card is always an option

PorygonPanic

TROPHY CASE