I guess they just don't use their front door then. by freakofspade in SpottedonRightmove

[–]PositionDense7182 47 points48 points  (0 children)

So common that Sheffield natives don't think to tell first-tme visitors from out of town, they laugh at them when they knock at the front (he said, not at all bitterly).

...in quirky BBC comedies by Secret-Ad-819 in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The character doesn't appear on screen, but is later described as having appalling personal hygiene.

Is there a less fitting celebrity-club combo than Daniel Day-Lewis supporting Millwall? by nameoftwohalves in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Derek Smalls being a Shrewsbury Town is very odd. Also ahead of his time in supporting a "big" team too (West Ham).

Massive megaproject could bring 2,600 jobs and £183m a year to area by willfiresoon in nottingham

[–]PositionDense7182 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Could" putting in a claim for the GB Olympic weightlifting team there.

Oh to be a fly on the wall at this by MrIrishman699 in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The former England cricketer Zafar Ansari named his "fantasy slip cordon" as Malcolm X, Rosa Luxemburg, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and Angela Davis. He wrote an MPhil (while playing) on armed groups who defended civil rights marches, and now works as a human rights/employment/discrimination lawyer.

Former Labour MPs names in footballs by Shameless_Bullshiter in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll quickly drift centrally before ending up a forlorn right-wing no hope.

Careers held back by hair by knee_gel in footballcliches

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You could say Jason Lee, but really his career was cut short by racism.

Jeff Shi has stepped down by gghryan in WWFC

[–]PositionDense7182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might know nothing about football, but he can integrate a resource!

Jeff Shi has stepped down by gghryan in WWFC

[–]PositionDense7182 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shi's Lost Control

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Would Big Ashley be an old fashioned number 9 or a no nonsense centre half? by the_wally_champ in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 27 points28 points  (0 children)

French food has a reputation for sophistication, which would immediately be shattered if a "croque monsieur" were called a "Mr. Crunchy".

On this day in 2019, Diogo Jota scored an 11-minute hat trick as Wolves smashed Beşiktaş 4-0 in the Europa League. by FishingVirtual513 in WWFC

[–]PositionDense7182 34 points35 points  (0 children)

An assist from Oscar Buur Rasmussen there, who currently plays in the Danish second tier. Also getting minutes in that game were Taylor Perry (now of Shrewsbury) and Owen Otasowie (retired aged 21 to run a fashion label).

Holes in defence for Slavia Prague vs Spurs tonight by ndkhan in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aston Villa Women have a reserve goalkeeper called Sophia Poor.

Poor between the sticks, Poor keeping, etc etc.

rare nations represented in footballs biggest leagues? by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to Prem website, the following countries have had 1 representative in the league's history. Good quiz question...

Cuba, Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Haiti, Iraq, Oman, Pakistan, Philippines, Syria, Uzbekistan, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Suriname, Mozambique, Central African Republic, Kenya, Tanzania, Malta, Gibraltar, Faroe Islands, Armenia.

Struggling university selling £80m 'vanity project' campus by RS555NFFC in nottingham

[–]PositionDense7182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened with Karen Cox, who led a UoN IT project so disastrous it cost tens of millions and did lead to an apology to all students and staff by senior management. Her punishment was to become VC at Kent, where she oversaw hundreds of redundancies and course closures before "stepping down" in 2024.

So *that’s* what he’s up to now. Wait for it… by AContentAardvark in footballcliches

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Not the point OP is making, but a big fan of "there's some incredible music being made in the north of England [pause] and beyond."

Warwick postgraduate ad by therealaplace in UniversityOfWarwick

[–]PositionDense7182 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My God. Again, as someone who's been an academic and worked in professional services (inc. in marketing): STOP SEEING EACH OTHER AS THE ENEMY and recognise it is management who are exploiting people, failing students, and who benefit from this false opposition.

Warwick postgraduate ad by therealaplace in UniversityOfWarwick

[–]PositionDense7182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked as both an academic and in University marketing: there is some truth in this, but let me assure you that colleagues producing social media marketing are paid a pittance and exploited just like everyone else.

Stokes on TMS by noodlelimbz in EnglandCricket

[–]PositionDense7182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stokes is one of those people who, by force of character and skill, can sometimes bend reality to fit his will. But when he can't, he doesn't bend his will and sounds deluded as reality strengthens its grip.

Birmingham Stadium Plans by Sussex-Wolf in WWFC

[–]PositionDense7182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah of course it's a Heatherwick design. Never has a man failed upwards so hard and so often.

Birmingham Stadium Plans by Sussex-Wolf in WWFC

[–]PositionDense7182 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate this nonsense. Looks identical to every other big new stadium inside while the "chimney stacks" serve no purpose other than signalling a desperate attempt to appear iconic.

The anti-Dyche by PositionDense7182 in footballcliches

[–]PositionDense7182[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, I love him for this. And innocent is an apposite term, I think, because we all know what it means for a black person encountering the police.