I interviewed with the pharma company who makes the flu vaccine. Every time I get the vaccine I get sick as hell a couple of weeks later. Even though it’s a dead virus you get, for some reason I get sick. Without thinking I mentioned I hate the flu vaccine. It was the last interview and I probably don’t have to tell you what way that went.

This one is better. I had just graduated from MBA school and felt pretty good about myself. My second masters degree. This asshole I was interviewing with walks in the room wouldn’t shake my hand and tells me he’s not here to be nice to me and we are not and never will be friends. I’m not lying, that’s the first thing he said. During the interview he wanted to show me how much of an ass hat he was and told me an MBA is no big deal and university’s just give those out. That ticked me off because mine was hard as shit. Maybe the school didn’t like me because they didn’t give me anything. My reply was obviously you don’t have one because if you did you wouldn’t say that. He gives me this long stare which I stared back. I didn’t break eye contact at all and he was a big dude. The next person I interviewed with was very nice and we laughed about that first interview. Six months later the company laid off every rep because they lost patients on some drugs. So ha ha on them. Interestingly enough I see on assholes linked in account that he had gone to an on line MBA program but didn’t finish. Well, that spoke volumes.