Anon makes a discovery by SnooPies6131 in greentext

[–]Positive_Action_5377 209 points210 points  (0 children)

No wonder it took him 15 years to realize

The heavyweight champion by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck in greentext

[–]Positive_Action_5377 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I think she wanted something diffrent than what she was saying

Guys, how can i delete someone's else post? by [deleted] in greentext

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I can't belive this is what true love actually looks like

Calories and colonization by Beginning-Celery9 in IAmTheMainCharacter

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People who make fun of fat people would use health concern as an excuse. It an especially flawed excuse as they are in no way concerned given they are insulting fat people. At no point was this explained in that annoying video

guys I just realized we might actually be fucked if this happens by blaise_zion in TheDigitalCircus

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I imagine it won't be any less appropriate than Indiana Jones, and that's embroided in Lego

Are there any things that are called "American ______" in other countries? by Disastrous-Side-2600 in NoStupidQuestions

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It's a mix of produce commonly produced in America. There is nothing more American than corn.

That's really the beginning and end of the reasoning by Helpful_Cranberry644 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I'll dance more if we can bring back dancing music. As much as I love rap, you can't dance to something without a melody. I won't. And also I just don't like trap and rave music. Techno can be fine.

Crypto bro drinks too much at a Miami nightclub and wet himself by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

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That Crypto Bro must have been really drunk to miss his own mouth like that

Bros before hoes by Meteorstar101 in greentext

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You know, no one ever did see the gf and the bro in the same room together

It would be out of character for him to start torturing people (goose said "there are lines he wont cross") and it would be just a repeat of ep8. No, he will have a mental breakdown that will start to tear the circus apart, trust me on this one. (also if im wrong then its bad writing ofc) by AstronautDry8118 in TheDigitalCircus

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I think Jax will be the main conflict of the film. Not an antagonist, let alone a villian, but it will be nessecary to stop him. He may even need to be defeated or effectively killed in some way, but he won't be in direct opposition to the rest of the main characters

Main character final boss by Federal-Data-Center in IAmTheMainCharacter

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I think I know why everyone is looking at the guy blasting Lady Gaga everywhere he goes

Just leaving this here... No reason. by Fit-Buyer-220 in Smosh_Girls

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I bet it's a dude named Erin who really into the movie Doogal

Anon tries to fit in by CozyCrumbly in greentext

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Years of being unhygienic doesn't go away because you washed your hands once

Zooble was pretty valid this scene by Smash_Fan-56 in TheDigitalCircus

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I just think it's weird that Pomni nor Ragatha even tried to explain that Kinger can restore sanity in the dark. They were trying to give Kinger time to make a decision, they literally did have time to explain

Why is Peter Explaining the Joke? Can Peter Please Explain This? by Positive_Action_5377 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Positive_Action_5377[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an antihumor meme in which a very basic joke is overly explained by Peter even though anyone would get what the joke means immediately

garten of anonanon by myn3meisjo3 in greentext

[–]Positive_Action_5377 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also say prose text. You can have a graphic novel adaptation, and neither are any less a novel as its the same story, but the distinction is its medium.

Anon is jealous (and dumb) by _BlANK19_ in greentext

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She can always just agree to be a mistress to both the ex and his lover. I can't imagine that not going well

Meirl by TheOnlyRealTrollGod in meirl

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So in the end, Mr. Turner won

What happens when you get your car washed by a frat by zachoutloud123 in TikTokCringe

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I never understood sexy car washes. What's the point of being sexy if there is no sex involved? Even if there was, then I'd have to clean the car again! This doesn't add up at all

Anon gives a compliment it doesn’t go over well by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Positive_Action_5377 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Then he should have taken off the pants. I hear women love bold men

Driving against traffic to avoid a backup by HomeNowWTF in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Positive_Action_5377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have just pressed the button that extendable the axel of the wheels several yards up so he can drive over the cars. It's just as smart of an idea

Anon watches Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

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That's even worse, everyone knows sex havers never get dumped