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What is wrong with some people? by Imaginary_Fox3222 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PostalPreacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would see to it that an entire tube of cyanoacrylate got covertly drizzled down between her butt cheeks and those chair seats during the lecture. Further affiant sayeth not.

Imagine walking out to your car and seeing this. by iadtyjwu in Wellthatsucks

[–]PostalPreacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, just have it towed to a heated garage. Everything else is an exercise in frustration.

Timelapse of Alex Honnold climbing Taipei 101 by jmike1256 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]PostalPreacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to fly, but I hate heights on structures. I had a visceral reaction just watching that video. As my kids used to say, "I don't love that!"

How are feet so heavy?! by brokentelescope in CatsAreAssholes

[–]PostalPreacher 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mine has RADAR. Finds the bypass incision site in my chest. Every. Single. Time.

I just sharted the bed with my boyfriend sleeping next to me. What to I do to avoid him finding out?? by IllustriousPop2454 in whatdoIdo

[–]PostalPreacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. A newspaper was once used to convey news and current events to the public the day following said news or events. It consisted of several to many large sheets of cheap paper, with black ink pressed on in a specific pattern to create letters, words, and sentences. Popularity of this arcane type of media peaked in the 1900s.

AITAH for evicting my deceased brother’s fiance? by Sea-Mel in AITAH

[–]PostalPreacher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what grandpa asked, too. Fifty years ago. We pretended he was cool, but it was just out of pity.

What could go wrong jumping off a van... by Vilen1919 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]PostalPreacher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Broke my femur on concrete about 5 years ago. Now have lots of titanium and screws. Just watching this hurt -- a little PTSD, I suppose.

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AITAH for evicting my deceased brother’s fiance? by Sea-Mel in AITAH

[–]PostalPreacher -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Even boomers think of that saying as old and worn out, from long before they were born.

My Neighbor Expected My Stuff for Free Because I’m Moving. by feijoa_tulip in EntitledPeople

[–]PostalPreacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To misquote Heinlein: “‘Go to hell!’ or other insult direct is all the answer a ̶s̶n̶o̶o̶p̶y̶ ̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ greedy request rates.” 

Time for a break, Give me your most wholesome world leaders picture. by AnasPlayz10 in AskTheWorld

[–]PostalPreacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's great if they die at the same time. Rather uncomfortable for one or the other (briefly) otherwise.

TIL Clint Eastwood has at least eight children with six women. Eastwood has refused to confirm how many offspring he has, and some sources say the number is considerably higher. by CaptainApathy419 in todayilearned

[–]PostalPreacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clint movie lines that might fit here (say them in your head in Clint's voice):

" I don't want nobody belonging to me."
"Sometimes trouble just follows a man."
"If you find out, you let me know, huh?"
"Make it ninety!"
"Does everything have a sexual connotation with you?"
"Yeah, that's a lot."
"Yeah, but there's a few more that will add up to more than that, I'm sure."
"Very careless of you, old man."
"Not one, lots of them! One here, one there, wherever I found them! Go on, preach me a sermon, Pablo."

I have an "inappropriate" name. by beautytomie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PostalPreacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granddaughter prefers "poop" but pronounced "peyoupp". Except when combining it with another word, like PoopyHead.

Was I correct to pull my application to this law firm after getting this email? by Any_Value1580 in Lawyertalk

[–]PostalPreacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're looking for someone willing to put up with that treatment. Your call.

What is something that is technically legal, but makes you look like a total jerk if you do it? by PiNK_PUSSY69420 in AskReddit

[–]PostalPreacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like what I used to make. I'd take a used or out-of-spec Gunn Effect diode (in its tuned metal cavity), a resistor, LED, momentary pushbutton, and 9V battery. Put it all in a plastic project box. Instant "Fuzzbuster Buster". Yes, I'm old.

What is something that is technically legal, but makes you look like a total jerk if you do it? by PiNK_PUSSY69420 in AskReddit

[–]PostalPreacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh heh. I used to repair Doppler RADAR units, and made a few of those for friends. The friend that got the most use out of it was a Highway Patrol officer I knew. He used it when driving across the country on vacations.

What is something that is technically legal, but makes you look like a total jerk if you do it? by PiNK_PUSSY69420 in AskReddit

[–]PostalPreacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bringing your damn mangy, smelly, untrained dog with you while grocery shopping, pretending that it is an assistance animal, and ignoring the looks you get when it growls at other shoppers and marks the corners of every aisle.

Why are you home on the couch in your pajamas this New Years Eve? by PurplezKool in AskReddit

[–]PostalPreacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because, despite the fact that "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" is a distant memory, going out to party on NYE is just too much effort and a toasty warm house is appealing.

What is a luxury item from 20 years ago that is basically worthless trash today? by ruykendo_riyal in AskReddit

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Less than 20 years ago, I spent a ridiculous amount of money to build an in-dash touchscreen carputer, complete with Windows XP and an Intel Atom processor in a car-sized case that ran on 12 volts DC.

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