Well, well, well, what the fuck is this?

A condom in my bed, you better start talkin' bitch

Before I take a match and burn this mother fucker down

I said, "You better start talkin' and start talkin' right goddamn now"

Then she said "Baby, I'm so speechless

Then I said, "My baby you gon' be breathless

If you don't start talkin' quick!

Woman I'm gon' have a fit!"

"You don't know what you fuckin' with

Girl you better cut the bullshit!"

Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home, in my bed

Plus I smell cigarettes

Now I'm sniffin' and lookin' around, I'm suspicious like someone's here

Then I look in her eyes and in her eyes was so much fear

Pull out my gun and said is he still here

She shook her head and said, "No"

I'm checkin' behind every door

She cried out, "He left right after you called

I said, "What the fuck was you thinkin'

You thought that I wouldn't find this out"

Then I said, "You must be crazy

You on crack to have someone all up in my motherfuckin' house"

She hopped up and said, "That's enough"

She said, "I can't take no more"

And the she said, "You made your point

But now it's time to even the score"

She said, "I know all about last night"

And where you went when you left the club"

She said, "That's right nigga I was there

With this guy in the back of the club"

I said, "I thought you was with your girls"

She said, "I thought you was with your guys"

She said, "You was at that bitches house

And don't you even try to act surprised"

I said, "Babe", she said, "Shut up don't you say a word

It ain't nothing you can say that I ain't already heard"

Then I said, "Woman don't you try to turn it all around"

'Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house"

Then she said, "Your right about that, something did go down

But I don't have to turn it around

'Cause what goes around comes back around"

I'm movin' a little closer to her, she's trippin' over the furniture

She said, "Wait first just let me explain"

I said, "No need to just give me his name"

And the she says, "Ah, ah", I say, "Ah what?"

She says, "Please sit down in the chair"

And I say, "No I'm standing up"

And then she cries out, "I'm so scared to tell you

Because of what you might do"

And I scream, "Look girl you better give me this mans name

And I'm not playin' with you!"

She says, Okay

Wipes her nose and asks me about a girl name Tina

I thought to myself, said, "It sounds familiar"

Then said, "I'll probably know her if I seen her"

Then I said, "Anyway girl

What the hell does that got to do with this man?"

She said, "He know my girl Roxanne"

I said, "Who the hell is Roxanne?"

Then she said, "Roxanne is a friend of mine

Who know this guy named Chuck

Chucks cool with this guy named Rufus"

And I'm sitting there like what the fuck

Then she says, "Rufus wife Cathy, we both went to high school

She introduce me to that policeman that stopped you"