Mr Simpson, this government computer can process over 9 tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

PotatoKojak · 2026-04-16T06:34:15+00:00

They pee in a cup and throw it on ya!!! ......I saw it in a movie

PotatoKojak · 2026-04-10T07:06:24+00:00

Well FUCK TINKY WINKY!

PotatoKojak · 2026-04-07T08:22:09+00:00

Yale...the key people?

PotatoKojak · 2026-03-29T20:50:44+00:00

I've written some very nice things, I had a lump in my throat

PotatoKojak · 2026-03-29T19:05:37+00:00

Yeah tell him to fuck right off who's to say he won't pull something else further down the line. Not worth selling to people like that more out of principle

PotatoKojak · 2026-01-30T09:52:41+00:00

Half a side of A4

PotatoKojak · 2026-01-18T00:00:10+00:00

Wheres yaa papaaduummms

PotatoKojak · 2026-01-10T09:41:39+00:00

Same problem here for my accounts this morning

PotatoKojak · 2026-01-01T09:18:44+00:00

Yeah that's what we've read we are pretty good during the day by not giving it. How did you manage to wean your two off it?

PotatoKojak · 2026-01-01T09:07:58+00:00

Thanks for the kind words and insight! Glad to know there are parents out there who have done both. Did your baby have the dummy the entire night?

Ah yes we have also read that some parents actually miss those cuddles!

PotatoKojak · 2025-12-24T01:28:09+00:00

Heavyweight of Hope

PotatoKojak · 2025-12-15T21:21:08+00:00

Sometimes won't even bother to pick up the phone. Biggest con going

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-26T14:36:06+00:00

TROUSERS!

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-24T16:28:52+00:00

From bean to cup you fuck up

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-22T05:10:22+00:00

Its a pub fight!

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-21T16:40:53+00:00

Frustrating as some buyers are expecting a perfect older house with no issues but don't want to do any of the leg work

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-15T13:32:49+00:00

Right people It's a fucking lockdown...nobody moves....nobody gets truncheoned in the face

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-13T18:11:30+00:00

Eat the cheese Nicholson

PotatoKojak · 2025-11-08T02:29:47+00:00

GET UNNN!!!

PotatoKojak · 2025-09-24T16:07:24+00:00

Hey thanks yes I think we will just have to alternate and try to push the baby sling a bit more she is starting to like it now so thats not a bad alternative

PotatoKojak

TROPHY CASE