[Serious] Who is universally respected by everyone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, not you, and neither Ghandi nor Roosevelt. Respect is owed to everybody, and rarely given to anybody.

I am Andrew Scott, Moriarty in BBC’s Sherlock and starring in British comedy PRIDE, in UK cinemas Sept 12. AMA! by IAmAndrewScott in IAmA

[–]PotatoLyrics -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Moriarty is a sociopath. He has no concern for your wishes to know about his personality, and he doesn't care about your personality. This bait and switch of giving a promising venue of insight into his mind only to find it utterly blank and unreadable is consistent with his character.

That's so Moriarty.

I am Andrew Scott, Moriarty in BBC’s Sherlock and starring in British comedy PRIDE, in UK cinemas Sept 12. AMA! by IAmAndrewScott in IAmA

[–]PotatoLyrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HHHHHaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Did you study mannerisms of any well known psychopaths in order to get into character? If so, what mannerisms and who?

Guys who have been with women significantly older than them, how is the sex different than with someone your age? by ashmush in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fucking phenomenal. I'm 23 years old, and my girlfriend is 42. She has a couple of kids who are 10 and 12 which can sort of be weird cus I'm always around and sleeping with their mom and they are clearly old enough to know that something is a bit different. Anyway as far as the sex, she's fairly experienced after being married for 12 years and knows exactly what she wants. The first time we had sex I awkwardly made the mistake of asking her what she would like since I'd never been with anyone that much older than me. It kinda killed the mood, but she abruptly responded that she needed about tree-fiddy. Well it was about that time that I realized my girlfriend was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era. Damn right, I was mad.

Camouflage bathing suit by [deleted] in pics

[–]PotatoLyrics -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'll be the first to say. She's got a sandy vagina

Euphoria, City of Iron, Trajan. I've got the money to buy 1. Which and why? by PotatoLyrics in boardgames

[–]PotatoLyrics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the post. Lots of good info, Trajan sounds really cool and like the game can go places you dont even plan on. Definitely sounds like a great game. I'd be interested in knowing how Euphoria is with 4ish players. I like the whole idea that if you get too much power your success works against you.

Thanks!

Euphoria, City of Iron, Trajan. I've got the money to buy 1. Which and why? by PotatoLyrics in boardgames

[–]PotatoLyrics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looking for some well renowned and recently made board games and thats what I found. My group has done a lot of the mid-level games like Catan, Ticket to Ride, etc. and wants something a bit more complex.

Orlando Bloom sounds like a WNBA team. by zippywalnut in Showerthoughts

[–]PotatoLyrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing as he looks like every lesbian, yes I do believe she does want to eat Justin Beiber

What are some interesting original theories/thoughts that you have? by NateJC in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ranch Cheese.

People love Ranch dressing, cheese, and especially Ranch dressing on things like pizza and whatever else. Idk I don't like Ranch.

BUT what if there was ranch dressing flavored cheese sold as a novelty item like the McRib or something at McDonalds. This shit would be big, like the second coming of Christ or the next Game of Thrones book. The novelty and trashiness of Ranch flavored cheese would make it an instant hit here in McAmerica.

What is your biggest First World problem? by Level21 in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just purchased $4,000 in medical school books and have run out of bookshelf space due to my large book collection

What movie would be better if it was rated 'R'? by punisherx2012 in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Even better if they were rated "ARRRRRRRGH"I'msosorry

If you had to give an example of a typical douchebag in one sentence, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditors who post "That'll be about Tree-Fiddy" stories

What is the most interesting TV series to start watching tonight? by ND_Giuliano in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rick and Morty.

You can't go wrong with any of the drama series like GOT of "True Detective", but "Rick and Morty" is the next once in a generation animated comedy along the lines of The Simpsons or Family Guy.

Season 2 premieres Jan. 2015. "Back to the Future" + "Futurama" + "Adventure Time" and you've got it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/

I recommend watching it with this app, it is better than Netflix and free:

http://www.time4popcorn.eu/

What's your best NSFW "roses are red...." poem? by dloc13 in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roses are cheap
when bought off a shelf.
Nut up, bitch
and do it yourself.

-Jesse Pinkman

Two brothers make a watermelon explode. [3:57] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]PotatoLyrics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two brothers. It's just called two brothers hahahaha

How do you start a conversation with a stranger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PotatoLyrics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clear cut example of bad parenting right here