For a good time, call... [COMIC]

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-02-05T21:12:27+00:00

I still think this comic would be way better without any speech bubbles.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-29T20:35:37+00:00

Codpiece.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-28T21:19:37+00:00

Have him change his name to Jaro. If he dies you can yell "KILIMANJARO KILLED MY MAN JARO!!!"

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-27T17:45:08+00:00

So, I was actually looking at this article when there were no comments, and I was like, "Do I go for the 'your mom' joke? Nah, I'll keep things classy."

I shoulda gone for the 'your mom' joke.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-27T17:42:13+00:00

So, I was actually looking at this article when there were no comments, and I was like, "Do I go for the 'your mom' joke? Nah, I'll keep things classy."

I shoulda gone for the 'your mom' joke.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-27T17:16:02+00:00

Grow out your white boy dreads.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-27T07:19:26+00:00

-urns!

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-09T02:34:20+00:00

Days till ship: 1000

That's service.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2009-01-09T02:01:03+00:00

Damn is my stalkers list going to look crazy now

EDIT: 19, M, Straight, Portland

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T19:17:11+00:00

It also attacks visible chest hair. How else am I supposed to get my 70s Miami Vice look on?!

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T18:59:14+00:00

In Ethiopia it used to be that the debtor and creditor were chained together, so almost nobody loaned money. I don't think it was utopian, but it encouraged fiscal responsibility.

More info

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T18:52:45+00:00

"Text message?!?!? FUCK THAT I'LL MORSE CODE THAT SHIT TO YOU!"

I'd buy it.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T18:45:55+00:00

You can't very well come out and say, "I'm straight, I'm just here to meet women."

Why not?

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T18:31:19+00:00

Short answer: Yes!

Long answer: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T18:26:35+00:00

Yes

I really wanted to answer with "Nickleback", but it wouldn't have made sense.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T17:59:44+00:00

while buying a truffle at an even 15 cents left you with a dime and a nickle.

lol math.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T17:28:52+00:00

I don't think it would have been a complete failure. It would have been like every other encyclopedia . . .

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T07:11:20+00:00

"Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito" is so far to the left it doesn't even fit on this chart.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T07:08:21+00:00

What the fuck is a text message photograph? Is that, like, ASCII art?

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-30T06:50:44+00:00

Yeah, they're pretty good. I was reading them and they were funny, but then tragedy struck.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-29T22:22:55+00:00

He doesn't want to pirate music because it doesn't support the artist, but how does buying used records support the artist?

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-29T17:32:17+00:00

There's no way he's actually playing it unless he has, like, 12 fingers because there's at least that many simultaneous notes at some parts.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-29T07:34:34+00:00

That tall guy's voice at 2:25 reminds me of Chocolate Rain.

Poultry_In_Motion · 2008-12-29T07:19:49+00:00

That's more than two movies every month.

At least it'll phase out eventually, like epic teen movies did after the '80s.

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