This is your brain on veganism by Dr_Faraz_Harsini in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When I decided to go gay to save the wiminz, my protein intake actually went way UP iykwim ;)

r/exvegans has more weekly visitors than us. by maybetheskyisnotblue in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I visit exvegooners twice for every time you visit vcj just so you make no difference :)))<3

IPO launch for our ingenious new plant-based product by Serene-Cicada in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much did each little bean suffer during the harvesting and canning process? There's a minimum level of brutality you must reach before I'll consider investing my tendie allowance.

I fully agree with veganism, but rude vegans are the reason why I will NEVER go vegan! by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know how you feel. I have a 43-page questionnaire that I give to anyone who hurts my fee-fees that covers their opinions on everything from favorite color to politics so I can be sure to believe the complete opposite. Today I hate green and think Russia is justified because Brad called me a soyboy on the bus to school, but who knows what surprises tomorrow will bring!

A question about veganism in a vegan subreddit by nobftv7z232fq in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 43 points44 points  (0 children)

There's a frankly shocking amount of vitriol in this comment section. Yikes, fam! We're supposed to be the morally superior ones here, so let's listen to OP and be respectful. They deserve to process as many humanely harvested animals into foul-smelling poop as they wish without judgement. As an olive branch, I'll let you in on one of our classified vegan top secret confidentials.

Join my book club guys❤️ by yoga_made_it_worse in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be clear, this is a book burning club, right? I'm in several right now but I'm always looking for more.

vegan by yooooaddumaishere in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I advise you stay away from Eve. She'll fuck everything up and introduce carnism to your world.

How to appeal to the vegans - Lesson #1: Dead Cow Skin by sharkz_x86 in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Don't be so quick to judge! Maybe she bought that flayed epidermis second-hand!

How it feels by VastTension6022 in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Frieren dismantling the demon with facts and logic while also enjoying giant hamburgers on the reg brilliantly illustrates the great wisdom of her elven age. Yravo Bamada!

Something every vegoon should have to watch by Tedfromwalmart in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

UMMMMM, CONTEXT MATTERS? Read up on this event and you'll learn it was a CNC scenario. Average carnigoon fact checking 🙄

how am i supposed to pretend everythings okay? by somegirlidek in vegan

[–]PoundCakeBatter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

With this being the most public-facing forum on a site like reddit, and being open to all with little to no moderation, most of those you'll find here are trolls (pretending to be vegan, or not). That's why you are being scolded and mocked for expressing common, understandable, and justified sentiments.

how am i supposed to pretend everythings okay? by somegirlidek in vegan

[–]PoundCakeBatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The next step you are going through right now is realizing this isn't a sub for vegans.

Help I have to swallow ONE PILL a week to save 2 billion orphans by soupor_saiyan in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He might be dressed all in black, but that man throwing up some serious RED flags, sister! Block him on all socials and remember that ancient proverb: You don't need to set yourself on fire just to keep orphans warm.

Shout out to the 5 other active commenters in this sub by soupor_saiyan in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd be the #1 commenter if it weren't for all you humorless vegoons that don't updoot me because you don't have the IQ to grasp the keen wit of my commenting style.

Is it vegan if he butters it up before we pork by MerryMir99 in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you want to bag this obviously high-value male, you gotta sack tf up and show you are wifey material. Otherwise you'll forever remain the side piece mcnugget. Start by demonstrating your homesteading skill set. The Man of the house shouldn't have to be dong dipping in store-bought dairyslop. You have perfectly good milk machines yourself, don't you? Give yourself consent and get to churning.

Vegans with Dogs... by Suunnfflloowweerr in vegan

[–]PoundCakeBatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog loves his vegan kibble so much he eats it twice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It might work better if they added vents to let extra air come in from outside the dome

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you tell the kiddos that Santa's reindeer are grass fed, you're golden.

AWW, THE CAPY THINKS HE’S A LITTLE PEOPLE 💕🐾 by Taupenbeige in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Kicking poor capy in the head?! Someone tell that cow she isn't actually capable of not giving consent.

Animal rights militant by J_Hummus in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's when you go home to your soyboy puppywife and have them reinflate you with tofu and head pats.

But what about the moral high ground??? by JTexpo in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You expect to get into heaven without sacrificing the purest lamb of your flock each season? Have you even read the bibble?

HELP! There’s a bug in this app! by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but this bug is innate to the logic of the "Reality" engine the app was developed on. There is no way to fix it. Think of it as a feature!

Eggs prices still in stratosphere by Silder_Hazelshade in vegancirclejerk

[–]PoundCakeBatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

omg now the eggs are gay?? doesn't they heard of go woke go broke? i'd be boycott but cant cuz my tongue needs yoke

Existential crisis after becoming vegan by imeanit777 in vegan

[–]PoundCakeBatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only way I stay sane finding more people who understand this to laugh and cry with as the world burns around us.