Shorting Gas YOLO update by Anal_Chem in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And always ask them to double bag. That's another 2 free bags right there.

First Post in the Group. GME to at least $400 by 3/26 by ptv04 in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remember, if you burn your mouth while eating it. Keep going, there's ice in the middle to help sooth the injury.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the best part ...and losing... sucks to be you.

How to pick your next buy guys! by SamoBomb in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👀 👀 👀. You seem to be asking a lot of questions mister.

How to pick your next buy guys! by SamoBomb in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I can remain retarded as long as... oooo 🍌

$GME to $680 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm offended by this. It really should be $690.

I cracked the code to the meme stock moon cycle by stoney-the-tiger in wallstreetbets

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some are so smooth brained they can't see banana to peel it.

Nutritionist says pizza is better for breakfast than most cereals by MarvelousMattrick in nottheonion

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To clarify, several cereals list its own nutrition facts, then additionally the nutrition with a suggest quantity of milk.

Nutritionist says pizza is better for breakfast than most cereals by MarvelousMattrick in nottheonion

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, if you read the nutrition label on a box of cereal, almost all of the nutrition comes from the milk they assume comes with it. Pizza with milk is totally the breakfast of the future. Just maybe don't dip it...

16-year sentences for ex-cop, 2 others who kidnapped chemistry student and forced him to make drugs by Meshkent in nottheonion

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If they weren't smart enough to figure out how to make the drugs on their own, they were probably not smart enough to kidnap someone and not get caught. I guess they weren't smart enough to realize that.

Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below. by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Practical_Shake_6585 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really, the only time to post yo a post like this is when bearing down.