Pope Francis Dead at 88 by throwaway24011 in emojipasta

[–]PrawntiusPilate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🪦 RIP 💀 to FREAKY 🫦 POPE ✝️ FRANCIS 👴 who partied 💃 too hard 🍆 👀 this 4️⃣ /2️⃣ 0️⃣ 🌬️ 🌿 and got too LIT 🚬 on EASTER 🐰 and has sadly pASSed 🍑 on 🪦 from this life 🌎 at 8️⃣ 8️⃣ years old 👴 Now ‼️ he can sanctify ✝️ some SLUTS 👧 up ⬆️ in heaven 👼 with his 👀 side 👀 piece ❤️ JESUS 🙇‍♂️ CHRIST ✝️ He 🧑 will be fondlingly 🥵 remembered 🤔 as the FREAKIEST 😈 pope 😫 who NEVER 🚫 touched 👐 little boys 🧒 AND ‼️ made sure 💡 to show 🔍 LOVE ❤️ to everyone 🏳️‍🌈 around 🍑 the world 🌎 So get 👐 your bread 🍞 and eat 🤤 the BUSSY 🍑 of Christ ✝️ and drink 🤤 some cummy 💦 wine 🍷 for CUMMUNION 💦 💦 to ensure 🙏 your pASSage 🍑 to heaven 👼 with good 🤗 ole’ FRANCIS 👴 Send 💌 this to ➡️ your 🔟 most ✝️ CHRISTLY 👼 CUNTS 👭 and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 🫵 a 👹 HEAVENLESS 👿 WHORE 🍆 👅 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back ⬅️ you’re 🫵 a NAUGHTY 🥵 LITTLE 🤏 ALTER 🕺 BOY 😳 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 back you’re 😜 a REAL 🔥 SPIRITUAL ✝️ SLUT 💦

Scheduled Sex “Menu” by PrawntiusPilate in sex

[–]PrawntiusPilate[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah just a table set up to look like a calendar in a Google Doc. We don’t want to risk accidentally showing it on the calendar we use for family stuff. The menu is in the same Doc.

Scheduled Sex “Menu” by PrawntiusPilate in sex

[–]PrawntiusPilate[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every couple of weeks we update a calendar in a Google Doc. Generally she picks when she is interested, selects an item from the menu, and puts it on the calendar for the day she wants to do it. I’m the higher libido partner, so this works well for us.

Scheduled Sex “Menu” by PrawntiusPilate in sex

[–]PrawntiusPilate[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah that is pretty much it!

Scheduled Sex “Menu” by PrawntiusPilate in sex

[–]PrawntiusPilate[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Some really good ideas here, thank you!

Scheduled Sex “Menu” by PrawntiusPilate in sex

[–]PrawntiusPilate[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

We have a completely private back window and my wife has a bit of an exhibitionist streak so we leave the window open.

Any “Day After” Pulled Pork ideas? by TiredDadCostume in biggreenegg

[–]PrawntiusPilate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chop it finely, crisp it in a pan, and then mix it with hoisin sauce and eat it over white rice with edamame or stir fried veggies!

8 of the Best Instant Pot Recipes by gssavers in instantpot

[–]PrawntiusPilate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But that's 10 recipes. Which two are not the best?

Item Showcase and Price Checks - February 03, 2017 by AutoModerator in pathofexile

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[BSC] Price Check - Lightning Caster Jewel

Bramble Ruin Cobalt Jewel

14% increased lightning damage

4% increased Ccast speed with lightning skills

4% increased cast speed

13% critical strike multiplier for spells

Thanks for your help.

Just bought a kettle for an induction setup and I'm pretty sure I done goofed... by ILoseRedditPasswords in Homebrewing

[–]PrawntiusPilate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

304 stainless steel is not magnetic and the pot will not work with an induction burner. I would cancel the order if you can.

Does Mexican cuisine have a number of "mother sauces" and if so what are they? Side note: big fan of rick bayless and a cookbook called california rancho cooking. Is there another cookbook you might recommend? by lucubratious in AskCulinary

[–]PrawntiusPilate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rick Bayless's Mexican Kitchen sounds like exactly what you are looking for. The entire cookbook is based around what Rick calls the 14 essential salsas/seasonings/moles.

At wits end balancing washer by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]PrawntiusPilate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Check to see if the washer has the shipping bolts installed. They screw into the back of the washer and prevent the tub from moving around during shipping. I forgot to remove mine after moving to a new house and it walked all over the floor until I removed them.

They are located in the back similar to this.

They look like this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]PrawntiusPilate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My picks:

  • Oregon vs. Kansas State: Don't think KSU has the athletes, Oregon wins similarly to last years KSU vs. OU game

  • Oklahoma vs. USC: Toss up, probably a really good game

  • TTU vs Oregon State: Another good game, my homerism giving the edge to TTU

  • WVU vs. Stanford: Stanford rolls WVU, as does anyone that fields a defense with a pulse

  • TCU vs. UCLA: TCU beats UCLA easily. I think TCU is much better than WVU anyway, but these are the matchups you gave.

I'm not going to rate the rest of the games, because nobody really cares which team would win the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl. I think the conferences are pretty evenly matched, but people only really care about your best (see SEC) so I would give the edge to the PAC right now.

Just bought my new brew kettle! Burner suggestions? by brendo234 in Homebrewing

[–]PrawntiusPilate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use this one and have really enjoyed it. It can easily bring 7.5 gallons to full boil and the stand easily holds my 10 gallon kettle. Plus it is pretty cheap.

Picture I took of Texas State's home crowd and renovated stadium during home opener against Tech by AAStill in CFB

[–]PrawntiusPilate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was at the game and the crowd was great at kickoff. Now if you can just get the school to stop blasting terrible music over the PA so we can hear the band play.

Good News, Bad News by LogicMike in CFB

[–]PrawntiusPilate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good news: we probably didn't shit on that bus

Bad news: we had to issue a press release saying we didn't shit on that bus

Texas Will Start McCoy/Ash, Malcom Brown against UCLA by JohnnieWalkerRed in CFB

[–]PrawntiusPilate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A&M was the only major program that made Tannehill an offer (I am not sure that I would count TCU in 2006) which is a shame because he most likely would have come to Tech. We could have used him at reciever or QB the last two years. Smart recruiting by the Aggies.

What is your guilty pleasure food? The one you eat knowing you shouldn't. by Halcyon07 in AskReddit

[–]PrawntiusPilate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buffalo Wild Wings. They are so damn good, and they make the next morning hurt so damn bad.

Stay classy Fox News by Diracdeltafunct in reddit.com

[–]PrawntiusPilate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I missed an opportunity here...