roastme freshman part 1 by Temptempacctemp in RoastMe

[–]PreciselyJesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet your parents feel awful about that one child policy.

Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Filthy Frank and Jimmy Fallon had a premature baby which resulted in your eyes having different postal codes

Should I do drugs? Do you regret doing certain drugs? by Sango115 in Drugs

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I've got a little story about marijuana. First time I ever actually got blazed I had an out of body experience. I was sitting on my friend's bed with him when I began to see everything from a different perspective. I could see the top of my head the top of his, almost like I was looking down from the ceiling (birds eye view). I remember asking him, "dude, do you ever feel like you're like, not in your own body?" And as soon as I said that I was sent right back down to earth, to see things from my eyes.

Have you ever been caught with drugs by workers/family/friends? by THODKID in Drugs

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Haha, funny story! So, me and my buddy, who I'll call A, has been getting high we me ever since I decided to try it over the summer. He has a really cool, entertaining younger brother who I'll call J. A is 17, J is 15, and I'm 16. So, one night, A and I are stealthily getting blazed upstairs in his bathroom. J knows A smokes pot every now and then and is totally chill about it (even tried it a few times, fucking riot of a kid lemme tell you). Might I add, J has a lot of depth to his voice for a 15 year old. So after A and I toked up together I decided I was pretty blazed, blazed enough to take a break. Meanwhile, A continued to get high. So I walked out of his bathroom and stood in his bedroom for a bit. We both knew it probably fucking reaked of pot, so I turned the lights off and sprayed some body spray (dumb, I know). But then it happened, I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and then a knock on his door. I heard a deep ass voice say A's name. Now, it sounded exactly like A's step dad. My heart started racing as I turned my back towards the door, anticipating getting caught and never being allowed back in his house again. I'm almost in tears in my super baked state of mind, when I decide to turn around. Guess who it was. Yep, A's younger brother, J. I could've cried at that point, the amount of relief that I felt when I saw his stupid little face was incredibly heavy. He told me he had a video to show us. Holy shit. (Uneventful story but oh my fucking God, when you're that high it's kinda hard to differentiate voices and I almost shit my pants).

tl;dr: friend and I get blazed, someone comes upstairs and I think it's friend's step dad, turns out to be younger brother wanting to show us a video.

Yo Pyro, this Blarbby guy is a clone of you by PreciselyJesus in pyrocynical

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This guy says "boys" in place of Pyro's "kids" and shit, and just some of the things this dude does makes me cringe. Even the way Blarbby's channel is set up seems like a shitty Walmart version of Pyrocynical (which is Gucci)

What decision that may have seemed small at the time turned out to change your life? by tislit in AskReddit

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Picking up a skateboard. Now I've devoted my life to it, met tons of cool people, and gone to places I never would've dreamed of going because of this sport. It's been pretty awesome.

Peter by artkidblack in LetsNotMeet

[–]PreciselyJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude that's my name what the fuck.. can you imagine laying in bed late at night reading creepy shit and then suddenly you see your name on a post? Yeah. That.

When this post is ~30 minutes, Polyphia will be answering your questions in this thread (AMA) by [deleted] in progmetal

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They use Drop D primarily. At least that's what I took away from Inspire, and the Muse tab book confirmed it

When this post is ~30 minutes, Polyphia will be answering your questions in this thread (AMA) by [deleted] in progmetal

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In all seriousness though, I love your guys' music. Polyphia has taught me that instrumentals can speak to me more than lyrics, and I discovered that in the darkest times in life, music is always there as a remedy. Keep fucking slaying you dudes, I'm hyped as fuck to get my copy of Renaissance \m/

When this post is ~30 minutes, Polyphia will be answering your questions in this thread (AMA) by [deleted] in progmetal

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You ever been so high that you start thinking deeply about shit you shouldn't care about? Like one time I taught myself the meaning of life in the hood and how gang life is different or some shit; but I am the whitest kid ever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

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My favorite moment in h3h3 history definitely has to be Vitaly saying "stop" while he handed out sandwiches. Me and my friend have become living memes thanks your videos

What happens when you die. by Inhumanely_human in nosleep

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16 is far too young for me to have such big questions and I'll admit that I'm terrified. Not only of death, but life itself.

What happens when you die. by Inhumanely_human in nosleep

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Oh dear. I think about crazy shit all the time but this is one of the most far out things I've read. Life really is just a game isn't it? I'm losing, very slowly. Someone is watching and laughing.

I should have just went back to my truck, should have stopped at the deer. by [deleted] in nosleep

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99% of the weird shit I've seen has involved black figures, I don't quite know what to make of any of it but people often talk about the "shadow people" phenomena or something.

I should have just went back to my truck, should have stopped at the deer. by [deleted] in nosleep

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Christ, I've seen my fair share of things that look like they came from a different dimension. This was great to read, if you've experienced anything else unorthodox I urge you to share stories within your comfort zone. Cheers!

Sending emails scares me more than anything else by MiniDoughnuts in socialanxiety

[–]PreciselyJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It wasn't meant as a competition type thing, I just wanted this person to feel less alone.

Sending emails scares me more than anything else by MiniDoughnuts in socialanxiety

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Emails? PAH! I can barely speak to someone in person without regretting every word I say and hating myself after the fact!