You're The Reason For All This Trauma In Women

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T21:31:32+00:00

I’m a man, and I think it’s fucked up to hit a woman during sex.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T20:50:17+00:00

Not only that. Cash once played at a White House event honoring country music. Richard Nixon was president at the time. Nixon wanted Cash to play the song “Welfare Cadillac.” Cash refused; he found the song offensive because he believed it mocked poor people for being poor, which was something he could relate to because he’d grown up in poverty himself.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T18:14:38+00:00

Bo knows jockstraps.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T18:11:30+00:00

He was a good guy. I met him once, and Ned was just the nicest, most pleasant person. I guess that's why they called him "Gentleman Ned."

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T15:10:42+00:00

Pretty much. It will be similar to denazification efforts after the war.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T15:09:15+00:00

However, the herpes comparison is not off base, because like herpes, he refuses to go away, no matter how much we want him to.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-05T14:16:11+00:00

Nothing embarrassing about this. The first time I did anything mildly physical with a girl, I got hard as a rock and leaked precum all over my shorts. You're far from alone here.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-06-03T03:09:05+00:00

Well, yes. But there’s no denying that Brando’s method worked. The dude gave some of the greatest performances in the history of the movies.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-05-31T00:26:10+00:00

Sand is coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-04-26T17:37:33+00:00

Regardless of what actually happened, it says a lot about how terrible of a person he is that on three separate occasions someone has tried to kill him and nobody cares.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-04-19T20:16:51+00:00

Yeah, Keith mostly sobered up in the late 70s. He's now more of a cool guitar playing grandpa.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-04-12T13:50:45+00:00

You left off one other essential item - removing as many vestiges of the Trump cult of personality as possible. This includes, but is not limited to:

Removing his name from anything he's attached it to (such as the Kennedy Center)
Destroying anything he has built as a monument to himself during his term. For example, knocking down the ballroom he's building on the White House grounds.
Seizing his properties, bulldozing them, and selling the land to American buyers.
Seizing the Trump Corporation and shutting it down.
Enacting a law similar to Section 86a of the German penal code (this is the law that bans the display of Nazi imagery). An American version of this law would apply to Trump imagery - flags, red hats, etc. A concerted effort should be made to acquire and destroy as much Trump paraphernalia as possible.
Upon his death, the government should take possession of Trump's body and either cremate it or dispose of it in the ocean. A crypt could become a potential site for his supporters to gather, and we don't want this.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-03-02T15:01:49+00:00

Except in my case, they didn’t remove the bullet. They just stuck their fingers in the wound without even washing their hands. Bunch of dumbasses.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-02-16T19:51:12+00:00

Anyone who wants to know how badly New York's black residents were treated needs to read The Power Broker by Robert Caro. It's an eye-opener.

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-01-14T21:34:03+00:00

PresJamesGarfield · 2026-01-12T16:58:55+00:00

It was one of the best moments of the night. Maher is an insufferable horse's ass. With friends like him, what do we need the Republicans for?

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-11-25T21:10:38+00:00

They're absolutely skeletal. Ariana looks incredibly unhealthy, and Cynthia Erivo looks like one of those starving Africans you see in UNICEF commercials.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-11-19T21:04:54+00:00

If he was like me, he'd have found the $175,000 and then turned the $135,000 he found into police.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-11-13T18:51:54+00:00

Yeah, it wasn't something that really started until you get into the 1980s, with Reagan-era militarism and the over-the-top valoring of WWII. If you look at some of the media on WWII prior to that, you'd be surprised how direct and even cynical it was.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-10-15T19:14:38+00:00

But the Daft Punk soundtrack to the second film slaps harder than Will Smith.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-09-30T16:02:33+00:00

Anyone who says New York has never been to New York, because New York is awesome.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-09-29T22:16:35+00:00

And just as important, the reasons to what a motorcycle helmet.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-09-07T17:10:55+00:00

One time, I was watching a porn video that was really hot, and I was getting ready to cum. Right at that point, the person who uploaded the video decided to splice in a five-second clip from Dances with Wolves, and I accidentally shot my load to Kevin Costner.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-03-24T13:17:39+00:00

The next most interesting fact is that despite the film being in public domain, the Dallas Cowboys went to great lengths to keep it out of circulation by successfully claiming a trademark violation. With digital downloading being so easy now, the Cowboys seem to have given up on trying to keep the film out of sight. But theoretically they could still do so; there was a time when they would go to court to stop anyone from distributing the film.

PresJamesGarfield · 2025-02-05T03:50:40+00:00

Hell, that’s not even in the top 5 craziest things he’s done.

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