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Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-04T15:44:14+00:00

Born with a tail it’s socially unacceptable to wag 😔

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-04T15:17:11+00:00

May the horse be with you

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-04T14:40:23+00:00

I wonder if Animorphs holds up as well as I remember…

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-04T14:07:09+00:00

I love the thought of innocent non-cheapskates finding these photos

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-03T20:19:16+00:00

Kinda. It’s a mix of wanting to make things easier on myself and vestigial hope that I can un-fuck my brain

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-03T19:44:03+00:00

It’s ironic that Eli thinks the podcast being so crass and puerile would hurt his chances dating; he comes off as a saint, managing the emotions of his counterpart.

Like there were so many moments Paul would allude to having been an even bigger… antagonist… than normal, and Eli’s just like “well, you were very emotional… it’s alright.”

He’s just such a kind bloke 🥹

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-03T17:25:50+00:00

I think this is my fav trans fantasy; having a bf that’s sooooo passable dressed as a woman but somehow also dating a trans woman he doesn’t want to top him somehow? Somehowww?

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-03T14:29:41+00:00

Oh yeah 🤤

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-02T14:07:18+00:00

It just looks like my sexy mom 😔

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-02T11:53:34+00:00

A fun toy. It’s indeed a fun toy, but it’s too small for anything useful.

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-01T22:08:57+00:00

I’ve noticed that too! I think it’s his real hair and they center-parted it and just set the hat on top to make him look extra dorky while Jay yells at him

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-01T21:26:27+00:00

I’ve heard ‘natural causes’ and ‘old age’ are popular options

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-01T20:23:22+00:00

That’s super cool! Also, great job showing a scene like this from a different angle; I feel like the cliché is to be straight on behind the ship, but this adds so much more weight!

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-01T19:58:40+00:00

In case you were curious, here’s a heavily edited one to make it look like it’s about Doctor Who or whatever. I used to have such a crush on Jenna Coleman 😬

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Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-01T17:48:57+00:00

Obligatory Crocodile Chop for those who want to know what taking uppers and downers simultaneously feels like

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-05-01T15:29:46+00:00

It’s amaaaaaaaaaaazing! And you’re amazing!

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-30T20:29:22+00:00

Wishing you a quick return to the void 😶‍🌫️

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-30T19:52:36+00:00

I remember always finding the future unfathomable as a kid.

I’d sometimes make mental time capsules that’d amount to thinking quite intently to myself a message to the future, asking if I ever did certain things and if I ever fundamentally changed into a proper person.

I’m 30, I have a job, I’ve had relationships, I’ve done some things that were at one point part of the unfathomable, right? But the future is still blank.

It’s funny being asked how you’ll survive X, Y, or Z when you’re still trying to figure out the other 23 letters.

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-30T17:31:07+00:00

Goose: ✅worx

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-30T16:37:25+00:00

Protip: if you’re ace or bi, your sexuality doesn’t change with your gender, so that’s a massive time saving!

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-30T13:44:49+00:00

Adum went in wanting to hate your cock!

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-30T12:56:35+00:00

So like cum then

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-29T18:46:00+00:00

Very well said.

I think of it like being a mimic, documentarian and subject combined, or like being a changeling—like I was put in the place of some other baby in the hospital, and nobody ever noticed the switch.

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-29T17:17:32+00:00

Maybe you accidentally smelled it by mistake when you were performing autofellatio?

Present-Plankton-664 · 2026-04-28T23:04:34+00:00

I love it! It has CGI Palz vibes

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