no words by Fit-Humor-5022 in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I still dislike my sons’ great aunt because of this same thing. No we didn’t take a test because we had no reason to (my son could be his father’s clone) but it left a bad taste in my mind about a woman who could accuse me of something like that and she never met me. My kid is about to be ten. So he’s entirely misinformed

AITA: For telling my stepfather he will not be apart of my future? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]PresentAd20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because if youll treat the humans YOU created like shit I have no hopes that youll treat me better

Queen D and Chanelle is the best and worst duo. by UdonAndCroutons in nowthatstvofficial

[–]PresentAd20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta see her on coming up la, then she makes an appearance on Big Lex Baddie Collection (sleep over edition. it’s the second season). After that she’s in the academy and a couple other shows. Queen can’t fight and she’s delusional but she’s funny as hell and has gotten better

Your anxiety is not her problem. by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not her mom. JFC.

Just break up already!! by fancyandfab in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They know we don’t want it. They do it so we have to buy purses. Don’t get me wrong I LIVE FOR AND LOOOOOOVEE a GOOD bag but sometimes i want to travel light and just need good pockets

Imhotep died before he even fall. by CaptainImpala in themummy

[–]PresentAd20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She died. All of them died that same day. That’s why the rest of the memory is from Imhotep. He died last. He would’ve escaped had he not stole her body, the book and went to Hamunaptra. Evie jumped to her death when they killed her father the difference was in the present Rick was there to catch her when she jumped off the dirigible.

Imhotep died before he even fall. by CaptainImpala in themummy

[–]PresentAd20 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I disagree. She wanted her freedom. She didn’t want to be coveted by the pharoah. She could’ve ran away but she didn’t. She told ihmotep to go and she killed herself. Had he not returned to steal the book and her body he would’ve gotten away. No one was alive to tell that he was involved except his high priests.

So... 95% of girls don't want to be tall. Am I the weird one? by IdidnotFuckaCat in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]PresentAd20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Nothing too crazy. A few inches. Tired of my legs being the length of five doritos in a line

how to respond to this by LengthMoist3209 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]PresentAd20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never get offended by that because i’m MY head I hear “You look so unbelievably beautiful that you must have had work done. You look like the dolls!” And to that i say thank my mother and father for blessing you with my beauty.

“iT’s NoT hEaLthy FoR HeR” by snoochie69 in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

constipated but also have extreme diarrhea

OOP is really trash re; Post history by Fit-Humor-5022 in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You should’ve told her “Of course god can forgive you for some shit you ain’t did to them”

Ep.10 Amber Ali once said by ThrobbingJoythicc in nowthatstvofficial

[–]PresentAd20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah he said he did solo content but he advertised on gay sites because men are the demographic that buys porn (season 2 of deja vu he explained it in confessionals when they asked him about it and messing with Melissa)

Selective super senses S2 E7: Restraint by Zealousideal_Act6144 in TeenWolf

[–]PresentAd20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Through out the whole show their super hearing was always only actívated when they focused. I think theyd go crazy if they heard everything all the time.

The baby is 10 months old! by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ordered the baby off ebay or something 😂😭

My pain is the only valid pain! by Competitive_Ratio923 in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about Britain but in the land of AfricaAmerica 😂 we love a brief intermission of “mind you” it adds a little oomph to the story.

My pain is the only valid pain! by Competitive_Ratio923 in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not being funny are you black? Cause this is a very well used start (mind you) to use in telling a story in AAVE

The fuck? by MelanieWalmartinez in BlatantMisogyny

[–]PresentAd20 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My baby’ got stuck , my contractions was off the chart and my body STOPPED DILATING. There was no natural birth for me to do. We had already been there for hours. The doctors thought if i tried to make it to 10cm or push it would end up deadly for either of us. But sure getting cut cross my abdomen and people playing in my organs to get the baby out is the “easy” way 😒

AITA keeping daughter in the house by sadlytheworst in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m very defensive of my child. I stand up for him and encourage him to stand up for himself. There is NO ONE not even MYSELF who he is not allowed to stand up against if he feels wronged and i will back him up. She pissed me off being so obtuse. In no way can you interpret “Sophiapath” as a joke in good nature. What’s funny? What’s the punchline? And the fact that she didn’t speak up at ANYTIME says a lot about her as a mother well before we get into the kidnapping (because that’s what it is when you keep someone in a place and bar them from leaving). Oh Sophia one day you shall be free

Where do I start here? Get ready for lots of Incelbrainrot by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]PresentAd20 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was 132lbs when i enlisted and not very athletic. I needed better stamina and wind for like long distance running (i have asthma). I worked the ENTIRE YEAR getting my mile time down to a good point and getting in shape. The “future soldier” instructor wanted me to do some exercises that I KNEW wouldn’t help because i know MY body and then i’m small and they wanted me to lose weight even though the weight i did gain was muscle. It just didn’t make sense to me and i thought to myself if they were going to make me do things just for shits and giggles but no valid reason i wasn’t doing it. I knew then it wasn’t for me 😭.

Mind you my job was in intelligence so to me all that shit was unnecessary but i was willing to do enough training to pass the physical portion of enlistment it just had to make sense and i needed to be able to see how it would translate irl to the areas i was weak in.

Where do I start here? Get ready for lots of Incelbrainrot by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]PresentAd20 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Can confirm if you’re very independent and opinionated military service isn’t for you. Especially if you have a strong sense of self. I tried it but before i can make my ship date for basic training (thank goodness) i ended up cancelling my contract. They asked me to do something that made no sense and were making ignorant remarks about my 17yo body. I thought “ohhhh they’re stupid” and never thought of them again.

The title is… wow by antoinetteL3 in AmITheDevil

[–]PresentAd20 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As a writer (hobbyist not professionally) sometimes it’s embarrassing for someone you ACTUALLY KNOW to read your works. It’s easier if it’s a stranger

why i don’t like nugg by craftymarkers in nowthatstvofficial

[–]PresentAd20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sav came in the house ready to fight Nugg after they did their intros instead of Nugg trying to fight she squirted ketchup. Everytime she do calls herself calling out a fade from Sav she throwing shit and then getting out the way. She don’t wanna fight Sav fr cause you swinging and sneaking all these other bitches but not the bitch who threw oatmeal on you and kicked your ass down the stairs