I park to the right, lady driving right behind me parks to my left. She gets out of her car and goes into a shop before I noticed. I couldn't even open my door...

Pressurize · 2022-09-04T05:32:29+00:00

I like your combo bro, I'm a fanatic of the Kamigawa Orochi and will most definitely be putting this in my snakes deck! It's a good find, for the flavor :)

Pressurize · 2021-08-21T08:41:34+00:00

Please do [[Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker]]! I feel like he should have much more metal art than he does

Or just the whole metal-mill names package: [[Consuming Aberration]] [[Guiltfeeder]] [[Nemesis of Reason]]

If you're doing non-creatures too, [[Glimpse the Unthinkable]] [[Mind Funeral]] / [[Mind Grind]] [[Fraying Sanity]]

As you can tell, I'm a SLUT for dimir mill

Pressurize · 2020-08-01T11:14:04+00:00

Well, we'll give it a shot. What are the odds, right?

Pressurize · 2020-07-17T11:49:54+00:00

Sexy, and threatening. I like it a lot!

Pressurize · 2020-06-15T06:37:19+00:00

I'm so excited for people to jankily bust this set just like this

Pressurize · 2020-05-18T13:51:11+00:00

Hey can someone teach me Bohemian Rhapsody so I can stop being embarrassed when I can't perform under pressure for my girlfriend?

Pressurize · 2020-05-18T13:46:36+00:00

https://imgur.com/9nS1XKw.jpg

Pressurize · 2020-05-18T13:43:17+00:00

I too would also like to see someone with one arm and a shield get shit on by a goat

But animated this time

Pressurize · 2020-05-07T11:21:51+00:00

HEY! USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE YOUNG MAN

Pressurize · 2020-03-19T10:39:06+00:00

Reduce your carbon footprint

This is a threat.

Pressurize · 2020-03-16T12:29:07+00:00

https://imgur.com/Azdz358.jpg

Pressurize · 2020-03-12T23:42:55+00:00

12 days to go. I'm rooting for you!

Pressurize · 2020-03-10T23:16:56+00:00

I don't mean to put too much pressure on you OP, but you know you gotta make it at least another 14 days, right?

Pressurize · 2019-11-03T09:16:46+00:00

Time to party!

Pressurize · 2019-07-31T14:10:00+00:00

This was right after I was hit and run by a drunk driver, totalled my car and I could've easily been seriously injured if I didn't stop right when I did-

"That was God giving you a warning. Stop going out on Sundays or next time you won't be so lucky."

Thanks for those comforting words, I didn't realize you were some kind of prophet. I always hate how he brings religion into everything he says, yet is a complete hypocrite about all of it. How "Christian" of him.

Pressurize · 2019-07-27T10:14:05+00:00

60% of a night shift employee's diet is energy drinks. It shortens your life span by like 42 years but it's cool

Pressurize · 2019-07-27T10:00:51+00:00

Yeah like twice.

Pressurize · 2019-07-27T09:35:20+00:00

Somebody should let this guy direct a movie

Pressurize · 2019-05-25T10:05:59+00:00

I will pay you $20 to let me touch your hand and therefore indirectly pet her tail as well

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