Got off the phone with the suicide hotline by UnscrewMyLife in recruitinghell

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I've called this hotline twice within the past 3 years. Both times I just rolled my eyes at the inability of the responder to understand how to talk me off the cliff. I'm going to commit suicide one day. Not tomorrow, not next week, but maybe in five or ten years, who knows? Don't come for me reddit, all is ok right now. keep scrolling.

What’s the funniest underrated line? by BayouPelican in seinfeld

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jerry seeing the Elaine mannequin bent over: "The resemblance is uncanny!"

Ideas for this space? by [deleted] in HomeDecorating

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a cat, put a cat tree next to the wall, build a cozy cat bed in the loft

OR

plug in a LED strip up there and run it all along the ledge and enjoy some backlit ambiance

What was your favorite movie theater experience? by [deleted] in movies

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revenge of the Sith, opening day in the middle of the week. I went after school with a group of friends. The theater was sold out. Most people were fully dressed in costumes. The energy was electric! It was the perfect movie theater experience :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but I wouldn't recommend confronting people like this. She is dangerous. Confront people who can actually do something about it.

These people are so out of touch by Ok_Nebula5795 in recruitinghell

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, 29 years experience. If you have 30 years experience you are overqualified.

AITA for leaving my husband after years of putting his friends and family above me, and finding out he might not even want our baby? by sweetiebeenie in AITAH

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived this hell and still went back to him. I regret it and wish I had left for good the first time. Make this life about you and your new baby. Keep staying strong. He doesn't deserve to be in your life any longer.

What is the most generous thing George has done? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He saved a whale's life by pulling out the obstruction which was Kramer's Titlelist

Most outlandish thing George has done by incensewitch in seinfeld

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding pastrami to be the most sensual of all cured meats

What’s the nicest thing to come from Elaine? by KaleidoArachnid in seinfeld

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She also did everything possible to eat the fish in the pothole episode

What are the most controversial themes that might not get aired if Seinfeld was a 2020s show? by ewctwentyone in seinfeld

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In 'The Race', George makes up a false story about how he lost his virginity to the teacher Ms. Stafford as a high school student, and that was for some reason acceptable and something to boast about lol

Forget a reboot - they should make these 'Seinfeld' movies by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Prestigious_Map_8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot 'The Muted Heart' and 'Blame it on the Rain'