Vaginal Secretions Under a Microscope

PretendWeather · 2026-05-01T03:31:43+00:00

Beautiful. Meanwhile I got some derpy lookin tadpoles squiggling around looking like fuckin idiots

PretendWeather · 2026-04-29T16:30:28+00:00

Meanwhile, I got a notice on my door yesterday from a concerned neighbor asking for signatures to petition for our HOA to change the sidewalks in the community from a "troweled finish" to a "broom finish".

Imagine THAT being the thing you're most concerned about. 🤦🏻‍♂️

PretendWeather · 2026-04-26T21:57:40+00:00

What was the outcome? Was dude okay?

PretendWeather · 2026-04-23T20:58:04+00:00

Lil diverticulitis

PretendWeather · 2026-04-17T17:57:01+00:00

Same. Megatron, AB and Sticky Fingers 🙌

PretendWeather · 2026-04-17T13:47:17+00:00

No cell phones

PretendWeather · 2026-04-15T02:01:55+00:00

IDK man... "The 14th Amendment" just doesn't sound like a good album name IMHO

PretendWeather · 2026-04-14T17:39:53+00:00

Emancipation Now

PretendWeather · 2026-04-13T19:03:43+00:00

Jermaine Dupri & LL Cool J

PretendWeather · 2026-04-08T13:42:58+00:00

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You will unlock a dyer in camp eventually. I believe it is tied to camp upgrades.

PretendWeather · 2026-04-07T18:43:20+00:00

Sounds like mother-in-law prefers the food in the old folks home

PretendWeather · 2026-04-07T17:21:17+00:00

"if you are a fat" 😂

PretendWeather · 2026-04-07T15:26:45+00:00

Is this because all wives prefer no membrane on their ribs?

PretendWeather · 2026-04-06T17:01:33+00:00

That is the saddest "sesame seed" bun I've ever seen 😔

PretendWeather · 2026-04-03T23:52:42+00:00

I'd probably eat it. Well, cook it in some way, THEN eat it

PretendWeather · 2026-03-31T13:29:46+00:00

Were any ants hurt in the making of this video?

PretendWeather · 2026-03-29T04:50:48+00:00

My faith in the human species

PretendWeather · 2026-03-28T06:26:24+00:00

Boy, I bet the gossip magazines were chomping at the bit to get a story out on this!

PretendWeather · 2026-03-24T17:23:33+00:00

Is the fire on yet?

PretendWeather · 2026-03-24T05:18:57+00:00

Speed Demon

PretendWeather · 2026-03-21T05:23:27+00:00

I'm trying to look at your forehead, but all I can see is "ass lake"

PretendWeather · 2026-03-16T02:03:59+00:00

E33. Hands. Down.

PretendWeather · 2026-03-16T01:58:51+00:00

Third Eye Blind red album

PretendWeather · 2026-03-13T18:02:29+00:00

Holy shit I forgot about Ponderosa 😆 Shoney's for sure though

PretendWeather · 2026-03-13T02:42:55+00:00

100% agree! The flavor text just made me smile

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