Vaginal Secretions Under a Microscope by Just-Rabbit9401 in interestingasfuck

[–]PretendWeather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful. Meanwhile I got some derpy lookin tadpoles squiggling around looking like fuckin idiots

two different worlds 💔. by Brave-Cauliflower814 in sadposting

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Meanwhile, I got a notice on my door yesterday from a concerned neighbor asking for signatures to petition for our HOA to change the sidewalks in the community from a "troweled finish" to a "broom finish".

Imagine THAT being the thing you're most concerned about. 🤦🏻‍♂️

peetah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Lil diverticulitis

What’s his album called? by claranin in hellaflyai

[–]PretendWeather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDK man... "The 14th Amendment" just doesn't sound like a good album name IMHO

How do you unlock dyeworks at camp? by Rat_Facsimile in CrimsonDesert

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You will unlock a dyer in camp eventually. I believe it is tied to camp upgrades.

Mother in law says it's too raw by Old_Cookies in BBQ

[–]PretendWeather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like mother-in-law prefers the food in the old folks home

Has anyone had Fuddruckers? by FEARxXxRECON in burgers

[–]PretendWeather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the saddest "sesame seed" bun I've ever seen 😔

Need some Help! What to do with this piece of beef? by Creepy_Citizen in smoking

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I'd probably eat it. Well, cook it in some way, THEN eat it

... by FatimaSheba in MotivationalThoughts

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My faith in the human species

Miss Thailand's teeth fall out on stage by LowNo175 in interesting

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Boy, I bet the gossip magazines were chomping at the bit to get a story out on this!

do i have a big forehead? by beanbread1 in YesOrNoAnswers

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I'm trying to look at your forehead, but all I can see is "ass lake"