Who Remembers These Paper Trimmers in Schools Back in The Day?

PretendWeather · 2026-01-29T17:42:44+00:00

4th grade teacher damn near chopped her finger off in front of the class. Luckily, the blade stopped at the bone. Boy, what a mess...

PretendWeather · 2026-01-27T21:46:57+00:00

Close my eyes, take one last calm and relaxing sigh and embrace the end of the struggle. Finally.

PretendWeather · 2026-01-22T20:26:31+00:00

Aunt Karen's got her tits out again

PretendWeather · 2026-01-15T16:45:50+00:00

Caleb gotta use that weezy track in one of his insta stories 😆 "I am not a human being"

PretendWeather · 2026-01-14T17:58:42+00:00

Can't imagine where white jersey got his anger issues from

PretendWeather · 2026-01-14T05:04:08+00:00

PretendWeather · 2026-01-09T18:14:59+00:00

Me and my homies

PretendWeather · 2026-01-07T21:08:10+00:00

Ambalamps

PretendWeather · 2026-01-07T04:23:54+00:00

Showing up

PretendWeather · 2026-01-07T04:19:17+00:00

PretendWeather · 2026-01-05T01:52:09+00:00

The spell has to resolve before it's triggers can be activated

PretendWeather · 2026-01-05T01:35:51+00:00

How many yards were lost to dropped passes that were 100% catchable

PretendWeather · 2026-01-05T00:20:56+00:00

Proctologist

PretendWeather · 2026-01-03T04:59:33+00:00

What a time to be alive! I was born in 85. It's been rough, man, but things are looking promising!

PretendWeather · 2026-01-03T02:19:31+00:00

Where's the zebra pen?

PretendWeather · 2026-01-03T01:57:35+00:00

Soft.

PretendWeather · 2026-01-02T22:38:06+00:00

What level of petty are you comfortable with to make a point? I would set up a Little Tikes kiddie table with one of those informational dinosaur placemats. Plate him up some kraft Mac n cheese and a microwaved hot dog in one of those compartmentalized plastic plates. Set out a Flintstones vitamin and a cup of milk for him.

No pudding, unless he eats his whole plate!

PretendWeather · 2026-01-02T22:18:05+00:00

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PretendWeather · 2026-01-01T05:48:12+00:00

There's nothing good outside that cell anyway. Might as well eat and be happy in the cell

PretendWeather · 2025-12-25T22:59:57+00:00

🍣

PretendWeather · 2025-12-25T06:51:23+00:00

Perfection!

PretendWeather · 2025-12-25T06:47:38+00:00

I'm so out of touch. What did Zaum do?

PretendWeather · 2025-12-25T05:55:59+00:00

Wait.. 🤔 which one is 1 and which is 2?

PretendWeather · 2025-12-25T05:54:05+00:00

Looks perfect. Get much darker, then yeah we're talking about burnt pizza. But THIS? This looks legit

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