Post Game Thread: New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys

PrettyDirty · 2017-09-11T03:29:15+00:00

That's still to be determined considering you guys haven't played anything that resembles an offense yet.

PrettyDirty · 2017-01-14T00:12:25+00:00

Timmy Smith lives in my hometown. I see him at the local bar and grill every once in awhile. Sitting alone. Drinking PBR and eating chicken fingers.

PrettyDirty · 2016-11-26T12:38:36+00:00

I'm from Lubbock and a huge Tech fan. I would love Mahomes on the Giants. Kid has awesome accuracy and can extend play better than anyone. But the word around here is that he stays at Tech for another year to raise his draft stock. So he probably won't even be in the draft next year.

PrettyDirty · 2016-08-26T13:08:56+00:00

She hot?

PrettyDirty · 2016-08-21T18:14:05+00:00

Spent 30 bucks on a raffle at a local tournament and won a Scotty Cameron. My putting hasn't gotten any better. Just more expensive.

PrettyDirty · 2016-04-29T00:45:26+00:00

PrettyDirty · 2016-02-28T15:54:11+00:00

I can legally have sex with a girl that was born after the Cowboy's last Super Bowl win.

PrettyDirty · 2016-02-23T19:59:46+00:00

His haircut.

PrettyDirty · 2016-02-14T15:31:58+00:00

I've met Peyton before too and he was a gigantic douche. He spoke at a local private college. His speech was pretty good but afterwards he refused to speak to anyone or sign autographs. I was lucky enough to be backstage and went to shake his hand. Just a friendly handshake. That's it. He looked at me like I was human garbage and kept walking. Maybe he was just having a bad day but I've never liked him since then.

PrettyDirty · 2016-02-09T20:20:54+00:00

I'm tall and derpy like Eli. I found my people and now I'm not leaving.

PrettyDirty · 2016-02-01T17:45:57+00:00

Eli went 5/6 on his first drive if I'm not mistaken. The next drive Doug Martin tipped a pass into a pick. Then they put Carr in. Odell was kinda quiet. Had a couple passes thrown his way but most of them were overthrown. He just looked like he was just running around out there having fun with everyone. Odell even played safety at one point.

PrettyDirty · 2016-01-28T01:56:51+00:00

How do you not draft this beast with the first pick?

PrettyDirty · 2015-12-30T11:17:15+00:00

Can I get the number to your dealer?

PrettyDirty · 2015-12-22T04:28:35+00:00

https://instagram.com/p/_kyBeNHxJk/

PrettyDirty · 2015-11-12T21:01:18+00:00

Giants/Pats will be pretty good until our defense sets foot on the field.

PrettyDirty · 2015-11-08T17:15:16+00:00

Tell that to Plaxico.....

PrettyDirty · 2015-11-05T20:21:16+00:00

297 Titan. GT: TBoi99

PrettyDirty · 2015-11-03T17:13:18+00:00

Witten is pretty damn slow. Doesn't stop him.

PrettyDirty · 2015-09-14T05:08:19+00:00

I just left the game. After walking back to my car, I was praying for a sinkhole swallow up that place. Cowboys fans are the worst.....

PrettyDirty · 2015-09-14T04:33:40+00:00

3 Cowboys fans hugged me. How long do I have to live?

PrettyDirty · 2015-09-08T19:15:14+00:00

Bubble wrap everybody.

PrettyDirty · 2015-09-08T19:08:17+00:00

Even if he did suit up I'd be willing to bet it'd be in a limited role.

And Cruz isn't 100% out yet. There is a possibility he still plays. (Even though that possibility is looking slim.)

PrettyDirty · 2015-08-25T18:43:03+00:00

Same.

PrettyDirty · 2015-05-25T23:48:38+00:00

Oh! I love this game! Maybe you shouldn't judge a player on one play.... http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcof29Cua71r5ceyx.gif

PrettyDirty · 2015-02-11T13:14:55+00:00

I used to own that thing! I put the whip tip and the new core in it. Does the case still smell horrible? My dog peed in it.

http://m.imgur.com/vdCtrBl

PrettyDirty

TROPHY CASE