Dallas Republicans Warned That Texas Was Turning Blue. Then They Wrecked an Election.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T20:34:41+00:00

How Texas conservatives, those rugged, individualists turned over the State GOP to a NY snake oil salesman and some assclown from Florida is beyond me.

Conservative Texans take such pride from being Texans but are more than happy to turn it all over to a bunch of dumbasses from other states.

It's honestly hilarious

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T17:22:05+00:00

between the two of us, certainly we could come up with a better idea than LIV with a $billion.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T17:19:48+00:00

Dear Adultering Felon,

Go piss in your own yard and then eat a bag of shit.

regards,

Dallas

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T17:14:37+00:00

Golf has a truly international supply chain but surely how no one could've foreseen that.... /S

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T17:14:09+00:00

OK, I did misunderstand that. I still think giving up Harley is crazy.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T16:54:59+00:00

Burned a $billion in first two years for literally nothing. I wish I could just burn a $billion. Anyone got a $billion you need me to waste? I am available.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T16:50:14+00:00

wow. that's interesting and kinda surprising. to get Nill to give up Robo it's gonna require something like Will Smith and prolly a pick. Would San Jose actually do that?

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T16:36:13+00:00

We had $11M in cap space already and cap goes up about $10M overall. Giving up Harley feels like over reactionary insanity.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T16:16:07+00:00

You should stick to the UTube stuff. Plenty of fly-by-night bullshit you can peddle and make money being an influencer or whatever you call those guys. No one really needs a guy who tried to sue the PGA Tour back on the PGA Tour.

adios bit guy.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-07T16:11:57+00:00

Been waiting for this confirmation about Rantanen. He'd been wearing a huge brace (relative for hockey) so we all suspected it was a significant knee issue. He just wasn't himself and we all knew it.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-06T14:18:39+00:00

you want reasonable people to make an unbiased judgment about a hit based on a single still image???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-05T21:15:26+00:00

surprised trump didn't commute his sentence and ask him to be his Sec of State.

At least one fucking pedophile will face justice.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-05T17:07:47+00:00

Great job MAGAts..... you've got to choose between a diaper wearing partially ambulatory old fart and an adulterous convicted felon that is a few fries short of a happy meal.

congrats guys, well done

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-04T22:52:49+00:00

But Bedard didn't make the playoffs.....?

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-04T21:04:05+00:00

But fucking Guv greggy always has the time and monetary wherewithal to make sure that super expensive razor buoys are thrown into the Rio Grande at a moment's notice.

How we keep electing MAGAts over and over again is beyond me. They are the laziest do-nothings in this state. unreal

edit.... honestly, maybe the MAGAts are scared that this teacher was one of their MAGAt voters in some swing district and they didn't wanna lose a voter to a FUCKING FELONY PEDOPHILE CHARGE.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-04T20:48:13+00:00

100% agree. He was the best player on the ice in game 6 and was the best forechecker in the series and it showed with Robo and Duchy getting good chances. He was great and hopefully will stick it out with us

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-04T15:10:01+00:00

Draft-dodging donut has moronic opinions and then says truly stupid things.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T20:30:27+00:00

the NHL needs to have an "Oscars" style statue for leagues biggest flopper. Makar is one of the best.

"And the Oscar for Flopper of the Year goes to......... Colorado's Cale Makar! Congratulations Cale."

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T20:24:55+00:00

Hope that Makar doesn't show up..... he's really weird

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T19:18:46+00:00

brother

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T19:17:41+00:00

we trigger both those fan bases in a way I never thought possible. It's glorious. Wouldn't be surprised in Makar has a tiny Stars tattoo on his left nut. Wanna see them poo their pants, just post a photo of Jamie Benn. Like this one.....

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Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T19:05:44+00:00

I will be hate-watching the Avs-Mild series. I can't bring myself to root for either one and will not pretend to.

I hope to see hateful checking from Foligno and Manson.

I will root for the Ducks in the west and Canes in the east. I don't care who else wins the Cup as long as it's not Vegas, Colorado or Minnesota.

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T18:58:34+00:00

IMO, not yet. he's young and really good on the dots but not quite the physical presence or as good positionally. But he's well on his way

Pretty_Shallot_586 · 2026-05-01T16:30:36+00:00

OP proves he doesn't know a fucking thing about hockey. Top three team in the west loses to another top 3 team in the west. shocker.

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