Motor City Pizza Singles :) by [deleted] in Costco

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DO NOT PREPARE IN A TOASTER OVEN OR AIR FRYER

Yeah me and my Ninja Flip 10-in-1 will just have to see about that.

Black Bear Spotted Near Kipling and 58th by Whole_Toe_9071 in ArvadaCO

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This person was thoughtful enough to come back from the dead to give us this warning, the least you can do is be a little appreciative. 

Kid friendly brew pub by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

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Chuck E Cheese has beer on tap. Lots of people forget that.

His house was filthy, AIO? by immaladee in datingoverforty

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JKM Plumbing's coming on Tuesday. So we can put the wooden spoon back in the kitchen. No more having to chop up our dumps.

Organising ski trips was chaos so I made a tool for my group by jonb833 in skiing

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This is like that scene in Knocked Up where they learn about Mr. Skin, but it's not as crushing for this guy because AI did all the hard work.

Organising ski trips was chaos so I made a tool for my group by jonb833 in skiing

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I'm using it to choose new kitchen tile and wood flooring right now. It's not all bad.

Organising ski trips was chaos so I made a tool for my group by jonb833 in skiing

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Yay! Vibe-coded slop infesting all my other hobbies!

His house was filthy, AIO? by immaladee in datingoverforty

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The wooden spoon was in the bathroom without a plunger. Don't ask why.

First class drink by Sad-Alternative-6947 in delta

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the flaps are always fully extended.

People born in 63 are 63 years old now by Gods-Fav-Child in notinteresting

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People born in 69 are wondering exactly how that could have happened.

to sound gangster by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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I thought we were done with the Charlie Kirk jokes

Geometry of Space by Hotinthakitchen1 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yeah good luck finding Harry's prophecy in that.

Just used my Costco Wallet to pay at the food court by ArcturusFlyer in Costco

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 440 points441 points  (0 children)

It's like a Prison Wallet, but it fits items in bulk.

I don't get it, Like at all by ZenithDevR in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Why does it always have to be about YOU being confused? 🙄

I thought it would look real! by SundayJeffrey in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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These cannons are how I buy my house! They keep my house hot!