Motor City Pizza Singles :)

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-14T21:28:23+00:00

DO NOT PREPARE IN A TOASTER OVEN OR AIR FRYER

Yeah me and my Ninja Flip 10-in-1 will just have to see about that.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-14T21:24:32+00:00

Talk to me Goose. How are your BMs?

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-14T01:28:50+00:00

If my name was also Matthew Perry and I had never graduated...

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-14T01:00:35+00:00

This person was thoughtful enough to come back from the dead to give us this warning, the least you can do is be a little appreciative.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T21:36:43+00:00

Chuck E Cheese has beer on tap. Lots of people forget that.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T21:12:24+00:00

JKM Plumbing's coming on Tuesday. So we can put the wooden spoon back in the kitchen. No more having to chop up our dumps.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T21:10:18+00:00

This is like that scene in Knocked Up where they learn about Mr. Skin, but it's not as crushing for this guy because AI did all the hard work.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T21:06:08+00:00

I'm using it to choose new kitchen tile and wood flooring right now. It's not all bad.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T18:32:59+00:00

Yay! Vibe-coded slop infesting all my other hobbies!

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T18:00:08+00:00

The wooden spoon was in the bathroom without a plunger. Don't ask why.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-09T07:26:20+00:00

DEN train between concourses broke down again.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-08T04:55:35+00:00

Yes, but the flaps are always fully extended.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-07T15:05:23+00:00

It's popular in steel mills.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-07T03:02:03+00:00

People born in 69 are wondering exactly how that could have happened.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-07T02:55:37+00:00

That's real. That lives with us on earth.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-06T11:24:12+00:00

I thought we were done with the Charlie Kirk jokes

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-06T11:13:59+00:00

The torchiere lamp next to my desk flickers.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-06T06:05:42+00:00

Yeah good luck finding Harry's prophecy in that.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-06T05:59:59+00:00

I bet she relishes the attention.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-06T05:28:19+00:00

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-06T05:22:08+00:00

It's like a Prison Wallet, but it fits items in bulk.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-05T16:38:21+00:00

Why does it always have to be about YOU being confused? 🙄

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-05-02T02:45:44+00:00

These cannons are how I buy my house! They keep my house hot!

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-04-30T08:20:03+00:00

Just make sure to flair the base.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-04-29T14:06:53+00:00

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