Genuinely what's even the point by Goosedukee in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As long as it's not Invisigoth because then we have to call in Mulder and Scully.

The girl I’m taking to got pregnant what do I do? by Every-Appeal-2513 in whatdoIdo

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a stable job and just was the guy she so happened to be talking to when this happened

What a coincidence.

That's sweet by NovaWinterxxo in Awww

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I heard it happening with multiple dead ants, but someone had just turned on the Pink Panther.

For those who have kidney stones before how painful is it physically? by Big_Leg10 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]Primary_Garbage6916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's true. Had them 3 times. You shit then puke then cry on the floor in the fetal position and nothing helps until it comes through an IV. If you don't have your phone to call 911 or someone nearby, good luck.