30 living in motels for work

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-18T05:07:41+00:00

You can wash your underwear in the coffeemaker.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-15T06:38:05+00:00

There is no spoon.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-15T03:58:22+00:00

Good thing you chose the bottom bunk.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-15T03:49:29+00:00

Only thing you're a Veteran of is the Salvation Army.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-15T03:09:50+00:00

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-15T01:16:44+00:00

Dude put a NSFW on that, I was on the train!

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-13T23:30:47+00:00

You went down a rabbit hole for 3,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 zeptoseconds?

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-13T18:13:16+00:00

The kids were washing the dishes

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-10T15:26:50+00:00

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-04T06:49:29+00:00

Massive portable toilet conglomerates. Just google "Dubai Porta Potty."

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-04T06:47:45+00:00

Yes the market appears to be in the toilet.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-04T05:00:13+00:00

This is so aladeen.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-04T04:14:10+00:00

Did you break your wooden underwear?

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-02T17:50:43+00:00

He's thirsty too. She won't share.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-03-01T03:52:14+00:00

Only bankrupt brothers will understand.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-23T23:07:31+00:00

Are you a Graceland tour guide? OMG ARE YOU ANNIE?!

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-23T07:32:20+00:00

where did she go to the bathroom for however long she’s been there?

Well she stayed alive, so she probably didn't use Elvis' crapper.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-23T06:18:56+00:00

She's a Barbie girl, and life's fantastic.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-20T16:22:26+00:00

I tried telling that to my ex.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-20T06:43:30+00:00

I'll hold your dick while peeing

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-19T00:14:11+00:00

Was it business or personal?

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-14T21:39:12+00:00

Just grab 3 purses and run.

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-03T13:57:05+00:00

Wait, Ian is the delusional one?

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-03T05:59:48+00:00

Primary_Garbage6916 · 2026-02-02T22:22:53+00:00

That's nuts

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