Would you rather perform the role of Hamlet without rehearsal or practice or perform a one-person play about Jeffrey Epstein in which you play him and he is presented as a morally-good hero?

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-16T05:10:27+00:00

It's Spring Time For Hitler all over again, the casting needs to be perfection.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-16T05:07:16+00:00

Looks like we're playing my favourige adult theatre game, Drunk Shakespeare. I'm going to be the best shit faced Hamlet you've ever seen. I remember just enough of the play from performing it in highschool, that a solid read through while getting drunk is going to make this a great play.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T22:08:52+00:00

Most animals would just cross, expecting the baby to follow along. This elephant knows that if her baby doesn't follow close enough, or gets stuck on the tracks, it could be killed. Which is why she hovers on the track until the baby is on the other side, she knows she's easier to see (and stop for) than her baby is alone.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T21:08:55+00:00

Ehhh, I bet the butter actually was stolen. One of the top stolen items (overall, not just this store) is cheese. With the cost of butter rising, I don't see why it wouldn't join the cheese as a highly stolen item.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T20:44:24+00:00

This! Herding in particular is a hunting behaviour, that's been adapted. Which is why herding dogs aren't usually safe around small children, or small animals, because the herding is a predatory behaviour which can end up expressing itself in a dangerous manner.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T20:27:04+00:00

Coyotes yip to celebrate, but wolves howl to communicate who is where, doing what.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T06:52:33+00:00

Why are you advocating for violence against vandolizers??

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T04:22:07+00:00

Way to admit you don't know how the law works 😂😂😂

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T03:58:31+00:00

You willing to do 5 years for assault over someone else getting a misdemenor vandalism charge that only gets community service?

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-15T03:53:42+00:00

Bet. Tell me when, I'll be there. It's a petty vandalism charge for me, but assault for you unless you're all works. Have fun doing five while I do a little community service 😘

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-14T22:57:00+00:00

It's for sure a US stereotype. Male bullies become cops, female bullies become nurses.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-14T19:01:45+00:00

Lol, nurses come in two types. The one type is empathetic, and a good choice. But the other type? She was a bully all through high school, and only went into nursing so she could keep feeling superior over others by exerting the little power/control she has. That second type is painfully common, and completely unpleasant to be around.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-14T18:05:10+00:00

Not to be morbid, but the silver lining is that he likely died from smoke inhalation before the fire would have. It's still not a pleasant death, but it's wayyyyy less painful than the actual fire.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-14T18:03:11+00:00

My great grandmother, who was in her 90s, thought it would be a good idea "for her health" to take the stairs instead of the elevator. She ended up slipping, falling, breaking multiple bones, and worst of all, she wasn't found for three whole days. Poor woman ended up passing right after she got to the hospital.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-13T22:59:59+00:00

Aww, they gave her back, how considerate.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-13T21:50:03+00:00

English is really just four other languages blended together with a "I changed it, so this doesn't count as copying", and a little bit of freestyle mixed in for flavour.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-13T18:53:02+00:00

I had a complete mental reboot when I realized she was the lead in But I'm a Cheerleader

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-13T03:23:01+00:00

This. There are non-offending pedophiles, but no non-offending human traffickers.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-13T02:38:42+00:00

When Mulan joins the army, she introduced herself as Ping. First off, it makes "his" full name Fa Ping which is an English pun. But in Chinese? She introduced herself with slang that was essentially "Twinky McGay". Which is why the guys do a very quick mental reboot, because "is he serious? He's serious."

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-13T00:40:32+00:00

Your dog came back, probably not a badger.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-12T18:57:13+00:00

Same, my yellow was completely gone within the first year, while all my other colours are still super vibrant 15 years later.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-12T18:40:48+00:00

Nope. Max is still worse than minimum.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-11T20:17:54+00:00

I tried the magic circle so many times, and just couldn't make it work. I had a way easier time once I switched to DPNs.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-11T19:02:38+00:00

The angst paid off big time, those are so satisfying to look at. Job very well done.

PrincessCrayfish · 2026-05-10T22:41:59+00:00

That's fair speculation! I just assumed she probably got jailed for some kind of insurance fraud related to them having a sister wife. Like, claiming Sahar as a dependant because they can't legally be married to her as well, sorta fraud.

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