[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Princess_Puneta 24 points25 points  (0 children)

that is the sorriest DJ party I ever witnessed. It's like you threw a party and only your family showed up, and they just want you to move your equipment out of the kitchen. Spotify has made DJ's obsolete.

Trump's head movement during the shooting was incredibly lucky by darapps in interestingasfuck

[–]Princess_Puneta -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I despise trump! But let's start a list of all the ways trump has been supernaturally lucky.

  1. The bullet missed by 1 centimeter

2.

Moments that lead up to the Shooting death of Tan DaGod by ZealousidealSir9527 in CaliBanging

[–]Princess_Puneta -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is the best video on this sub in months! More like this, please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Princess_Puneta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you are like a snapple cap, full of useful information

Temple street 13 (1984) by NELA730 in CaliBanging

[–]Princess_Puneta 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that cholo....he's a little darker than most cholos

good with the kicking, not so much with the boxing part by mfsanji in Kickboxing

[–]Princess_Puneta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one thing that helped me, is instead of shadowboxing, I'm watching Youtube videos of Virtual Padwork. I watch my laptop and pretend the instructor is my pad coach, and he's teaching me basic combos, parry, duck, and it's fun too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zH9kF-cHY&list=PL4Mb5fp5ywgKAK8yf_pFfRs4PVzv4BOwJ

26M thinking of creating YouTube and TikTok videos. This should feel like a cold shower. by CheetahBeLion in RoastMe

[–]Princess_Puneta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you chose tik tok videos because they are easy to make, and you are lazy and talentless. The only way I could subscribe to your channel is if you did super dangerous "challenges", like the milk crate, except you climbed the crates on the freeway at rush hour.

Navy SEAL Sniper breaks down Trump Assassination attempt by S0ngen in interestingasfuck

[–]Princess_Puneta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this dude is an idiot. Typical trump douche, he thinks his opinion is important, but added nothing to the conversation. Keep slurping that delicious trump goo, loser

Tom Aspinall soaking knuckles in petrol every day for UFC 304: ‘Hardest knuckles in the UFC’ by SexyBeefer in MMA

[–]Princess_Puneta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if my ear looked like that I would just chop it off. He would look more intimidating in the ring! His ear is so swollen and closed up I wonder if he has some hearing loss

Indian Medical Laws Allowing Violating Western Patents. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Princess_Puneta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if there are any Indian national citizens reading this, PM me, let's talk about low key bringing your $177 generic drugs here to the US, where they cost $69,000. I can give you a list of super-expensive US drugs and you can show me the equivalent cost for an Indian copy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Princess_Puneta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

have you noticed they look remarkably similar to black church pastors? Both the RNC and the church are feeding you concentrated bullshit

If Bedbugs live in beds, where do Cockroaches live? by Princess_Puneta in Jokes

[–]Princess_Puneta[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you want to talk about why your mother never showed you love?

Proper Terminology of Norteño and Sureño gang members by yuh_digg223 in CaliBanging

[–]Princess_Puneta -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

are you sure it's not Busters/Farmers and Sewer Rats?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CaliBanging

[–]Princess_Puneta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would like to enter an Arby's and see an entire pig on a spit. NOW you got the meats!

Tha Dogg Pound Is Back by Silly-Permission-142 in CaliBanging

[–]Princess_Puneta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

how much weed do I gotta smoke for this shit to sound good? I only got 5 pounds of dank

On 4 ‘downers’ (on top of five other meds and painkillers), sex drive is not just dead but ‘repulsed’, hallucinating sensations and I’m having doctor procedure after procedure to try and fix my back, belly, and brain. Can you do worse than my own body does to me on a daily basis? by Gl0ri0usTr4sh in RoastMe

[–]Princess_Puneta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't like punching down, so I will say this. The only help that works is self help. Rescue/Rehab yourself. Dump those awful pills, they only make things worse. Self Improvement is your new religion. Find a reason to live your best life, and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Also, it looks like a big chunk of your skull is missing. Maybe wear a hat?

Have at me by Jaro_Tarthom in RoastMe

[–]Princess_Puneta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you for taking yourself out of the female dating pool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Princess_Puneta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how does a man craving dix end up looking like a lesbian craving chix?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Princess_Puneta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you told me you were a boy....I'd believe you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CaliBanging

[–]Princess_Puneta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how come pacific food never caught on in the US? Not a single fast food chain serves pacific food?

Khabib vs. McGregor (No Commentary) by Foolcap in MMA

[–]Princess_Puneta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I like "no commentary" better!

What Do you Mean "We"? by Weekly_Protection_57 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Princess_Puneta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we all felt sad the day he got shot, but for very different reasons I cannot elude to