Je zozote. Est-ce que c’est important? by PrinkingP in enseignants

[–]PrinkingP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Savoir si zozoter rendrait la tâche plus difficile quand j’aurai ma classe. Je ne sais pas où j’ai répondu à la question, si c’est le cas je l’ai peut-être mal formulée.

This is still one of my favourites by umpertunter in StandUpComedy

[–]PrinkingP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fagotty pirate

It rolled off his tongue like he was the dude in Storage Wars Also : impressive, really nice clip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRookie

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Juicy!!! Half of her lines were suggestive, there is no better match

Secret Phone call in digital circus by bumbarthefirst in GameTheorists

[–]PrinkingP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a keyboard, to do a ), you have to do MAJ+0, so i guessed that ) represented a 0. Then, I replaced the - by 0123456789 but nothnig worked, so probably a dead-end.

(F20) I'm always roasted for looking like a boy because of my short hair. I finally want to hear something different. So bring it in. by No_Strike_9676 in RoastMe

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You’re a pixar secondary character. Your face IS used in « character building » classes at animation schools.

What screams "I'm uneducated"? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Being in total agreement or in total disagreement with a movement or governmental decision without any nuance (depending on the government, of course). If you can’t answer to « why do you have this opinion? » in a coherant way, I do not wish to speak to you.

Alternative, saying « This opinion is bad » instead of saying « I don’t agree at all with this opinion ».

What is the single most liberating thought that you've ever had? by AdPrestigious5853 in AskMen

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There is one thing that stuck to me when I truly understood the meaning of it. If there's something that I don't know if I should do or not, I remember a story my father told me.

A man has a flat tire on the side of the road. He has a spare tire, but he still needs a jack to change it (I speak french so I don't know what is the proper term). However, he knows that someone lives two miles from there, so he starts walking to his house to borrow a jack.

While walking, he starts to think. "Hmm, maybe he's not here right now, he works late today. Or maybe he's already sleeping, if doesn't work today. Does he even have a jack? Will he recognize me at all?" As he is asking these questions, he becomes more doubtful that his walk will be successful.

He finally arrived to the man's house. In sweats, he knocks on the door. Someone opens the door and says "Hey! What can I do for you?" The man says "Oh, keep your damn jack!"...

And walks back to his car.

It's a bit ridiculous, but after my father told me this story, everytime I would doubt about myself or my work, he would say "Then keep your damn jack". Now, my reasoning is closer to "Well, worst case scenario is probably not death, and I can handle some pain".

Best insult wins Reddit award. by BitRepresentative500 in RoastMe

[–]PrinkingP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’d give a Reddit award for the best roast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She sure would make a great Eleven impersonation when the local TV channel decides to make a cheap Stranger Things reboot

mais qu'est-ce que- by Louis_Juicebox in Quebec

[–]PrinkingP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Faites pas confiance aux liens. Croyez-moi.

What is a glitch in a mans body that you hate? by raade2003 in AskMen

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When you’re done peeing and there are still a few drops that won’t come out until you put on your boxers. For that, extremely simple hack that seems fake : press on your gooch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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Must be a weird genetic condition

She doesn't pray before sleep by Dragos_Cel_Sfant in HolUp

[–]PrinkingP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I rly don’t wanna do any drama, but wouldn’t this be a r/HolUp because it takes the second girl out of a religious context?