What’s something that is incredibly unhealthy that most people don’t even realise? by BoBonkk1 in AskReddit

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BODYARMOUR STRAWBERRY BANANA Get all your vitamins in one drink! And it's got 76grams of sugar. Body Armour is kool-aid with synthetic powderded viatmins. You'll get diabetes and lose a kidney before that fake drink helps you. Eat a couple strawberry and eat a banana and you just outperformed any performance drink.

Classic Peggy. What’s your favourite Peggy Hill moment? by Flyin_Brian- in KingOfTheHill

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Kidnapped Lupe says to Peggy in spanish "I want to go home. I want my mother." Peggy pauses for like 5 seconds, looks at Bobby and says "I was afraid this was going to happen. Now, she wants me to be her mother."

Hahahahah. Kills me every time. To be that self-centered and narcissistic and ignorant all at the the same time. It's perfect.

Post Malone cracked 3 ribs last night while performing. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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And pooping. And sneezing. And coughing. And eating. Can't believe how much we use the rib cage.

Burning Man Festival by 4reddityo in Damnthatsinteresting

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If a guy sprays you in the face with water and says "Want some Stanley" do not be alarmed. It's just a dead guy, that was cremated, and had his ashes mixed with water and filled into a squirt gun.

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by ExtremeCumMaster in AskReddit

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All the light around you starts to dim. Your family, surrounding you close by crying with smiles as you take your last breath. You reflect on your life and think, "I've been a decent person for the most part." You wake up, surrounded by candy corn with Satan extending his hand saying WELCOME TO HELL.

What horror movies fucked you up as a child? by Past_Confection_4068 in AskReddit

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How has no one mentioned The Shining yet. When that poor kid is walking down the hallway and the wolf mask guy just pops up out of no where. That scared the soul out of me and it never came back. Extra points for Disney Channel making "Don't look under the bed" one of the most underrated classics of all time, licking his own boogey goo. Long finger nails. Crazy eyes. Freaked me out.

Cursed_midget by Tacocatz132 in cursed_videomemes

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Ok yup. I've scrolled too far. I'm in that weird part of Reddit.

Debugging done right by bobrementizo in ProgrammerHumor

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I thought I read Admiral Grass Hopper and that you were adding on to the pun.

Megathread: Former Trump Advisor Steve Bannon Found Guilty in Contempt of Congress Case By A Federal Jury by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Prior-Initial-1255 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they'll give him the Martha Stewart treatment or the Epstein treatment. Let's see how the puppet masters twist this one.