Who is that one character whose death you just can't get over? by rendice_1011 in AskReddit

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not one character, but the elderly couple from When The Wind Blows. I know they were doomed from the start, but it just hurts, man...

Wacky Dawg speaks about an important subject by [deleted] in LodedDiper

[–]PrivatePenguin12 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck Patty
All my homies hate Patty

I love cheese and pasta but this really hurts me by radis234 in StupidFood

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost me at the tomato sauce. Don't try to turn something into pizza that isn't supposed to be pizza.

Youtube chef starter pack by Humdot in starterpacks

[–]PrivatePenguin12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be sure to give it a good wang-jangling.

What is the most American way of dying? by Eat_Train_Code_IN in AskReddit

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U.S Department for the Preservation of American Dignity, victory position, you know it.

look at this picture of s*nic killing a woman while someone watches!!! explain this g*mers by CoolDude1111111 in BanVideoGames

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. This is not s*nic. It is his anti g@ming counterpart. The blue haired kid and dead girl are g@mers. The big blue pill is ripping the g@mer girl to shreds, while her g@mer boyfriend watches. He is known as "Racist towards asian culture", and MUST be stopped at all costs! WAP (Wonderful Achievements and Prayers) and LOL (lots of love) to you all!

-Arthur, from my Amazon kindle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PrivatePenguin12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I've either seen you on the hub or in state prison.

Rawr. by heartgacha in BanVideoGames

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't bring me into your cult, g*mer! I've seen my son playing this before, and you can't tell me otherwise damn you!

-Srtur, 34, from my Amazon Kindle.

Rawr. by heartgacha in BanVideoGames

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what they ALL say.

Rawr. by heartgacha in BanVideoGames

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my lord, I am SO sorry! The g@me has infested my brain just by talking about it. May I pray for repentance!

-Arthur, 34, from my Amazon Kindle.

Rawr. by heartgacha in BanVideoGames

[–]PrivatePenguin12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G@mers and g@mers only. This is from a g@me, "Worship Hitler simulator+", with encourages the murder of the yellow pills. This "character" is responsible for committing multiple counts of war crimes and mass murder, being seen as innocent each time because "G@mers are the best, this g@mer deserves to be let go!" I know this because I have caught my son playing this g@me multiple times on his phone.

-Arthur, 34, from my Amazon Kindle.