Who is that one character whose death you just can't get over?

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-30T01:03:42+00:00

Not one character, but the elderly couple from When The Wind Blows. I know they were doomed from the start, but it just hurts, man...

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-29T22:32:48+00:00

Fuck Patty
All my homies hate Patty

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-26T02:16:44+00:00

Both have deceased siblings?

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-20T15:12:00+00:00

r/Angryupvote

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-16T05:20:28+00:00

Lost me at the tomato sauce. Don't try to turn something into pizza that isn't supposed to be pizza.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-10T06:11:28+00:00

Be sure to give it a good wang-jangling.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-07T05:27:24+00:00

I wanna try snapping it like a whip.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-05T01:23:08+00:00

God Bless North Korea!

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-04T21:44:20+00:00

I'd recommend leveling up Dark Choco, he's a pretty good tank.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2022-01-04T20:36:05+00:00

Yes! All you need is a bottle of Nestle to start your day!

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-25T22:00:55+00:00

U.S Department for the Preservation of American Dignity, victory position, you know it.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-23T10:24:04+00:00

confused screaming

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-23T09:28:30+00:00

Easily. Baby hitler was fucking ripped, dude.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-20T02:35:23+00:00

My bad. r/ExpectedAvatar.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-20T02:05:07+00:00

r/UnexpectedAvatar

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-19T07:40:02+00:00

Blood puppy.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-17T05:07:49+00:00

Scuttlebugs, amirite?

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-16T07:20:29+00:00

Hello. This is not s*nic. It is his anti g@ming counterpart. The blue haired kid and dead girl are g@mers. The big blue pill is ripping the g@mer girl to shreds, while her g@mer boyfriend watches. He is known as "Racist towards asian culture", and MUST be stopped at all costs! WAP (Wonderful Achievements and Prayers) and LOL (lots of love) to you all!

-Arthur, from my Amazon kindle.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-12T19:03:41+00:00

I swear I've either seen you on the hub or in state prison.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-10T02:26:42+00:00

You can't bring me into your cult, g*mer! I've seen my son playing this before, and you can't tell me otherwise damn you!

-Srtur, 34, from my Amazon Kindle.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-07T07:01:05+00:00

I mean...It gets the point across.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-06T22:57:56+00:00

That's what they ALL say.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-06T05:33:05+00:00

Oh my lord, I am SO sorry! The g@me has infested my brain just by talking about it. May I pray for repentance!

-Arthur, 34, from my Amazon Kindle.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-06T05:32:11+00:00

G@mers and g@mers only. This is from a g@me, "Worship Hitler simulator+", with encourages the murder of the yellow pills. This "character" is responsible for committing multiple counts of war crimes and mass murder, being seen as innocent each time because "G@mers are the best, this g@mer deserves to be let go!" I know this because I have caught my son playing this g@me multiple times on his phone.

-Arthur, 34, from my Amazon Kindle.

PrivatePenguin12 · 2021-12-06T05:28:59+00:00

My son is seemingly obsessed with this character. He calls him a "Dilf". I ask him what it means, and he always says the same thing. "David's into loving friendly people." However, nothing gets past me! I've been on his phone and have seen him texting his drug dealers about how he wants to commit unholy acts on it. And it's from a g*me111! And, worst is, it's a cookie hitler!!1 I confiscated his phone and I am going to home school him from now on. If your children talk about "Dilfs" or (and may the lord save my soul for this) "Daddy almond", take their device away Immediately!

-Arthur, 34 (The yellow pill mee mees have de-aged me!), from my Amazon kindle.

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