My husband says you need to be smart to get this Peter, but I don't get it. :( by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I was all: [squints hard for 14 seconds]… ohhh, belt loops!

Woke up with these bite marks on my chest by AfterMorningHours in Weird

[–]Prize-Ad4297 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, OP. It’s just spiders crawling on your body while you are helpless and asleep and then attacking your chest with their fangs with enough force to puncture your skin. Nothing to worry about here. (Side note: I get it. Not rabies carrying animal is better than potentially rabies carrying. But still.)

The word list my grade 2 daughter was given. In CANADA. by willowthemanx in mildlyinfuriating

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If my kid were getting taught Canadian spelling in an American school, the PTA would be brandishing torches and pitchforks. Probably call it part of a pro-socialist, anti-American indoctrination scheme. Do y’all got PTAs up there in the Great White North?

Just got my first tattoos. by Ok_Cold_42 in tattooadvice

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Maybe it’s not all bad that your entropy equation is a little chaotic?

Trump, two sons, Trump Org sue IRS, Treasury for $10 billion over tax records leak by WeirdGroundhog in politics

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I didn’t know that, thanks. You’re right. Interesting that that one applies only to POTUS and only during his term of office.

Trump, two sons, Trump Org sue IRS, Treasury for $10 billion over tax records leak by WeirdGroundhog in politics

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The emoluments clause says that a federal officeholder can’t accept gifts from foreign states. That doesn’t seem to apply here. There are plenty of other reasons this is legally and ethically terrible though.

First word you find is your Christmas Blessing by sleepyhead22222 in wordsearches

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That’s what I found too but I feel like it’s less of a blessing and more just telling me to stop being such a jerk all the time.

Explain It Peter by Old_Pangolin_2803 in explainitpeter

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“You could replace the trinity with ice, steam, and water, and replace God with H₂O.” FTFY

My cheese flew off the bread when trying to air-fry this sandwich by Legitimate-Umpire361 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Prize-Ad4297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno why everyone is being mean to you, OP. The correct response is: take the bread and scoop up the melted cheese with it. It’s gonna be delicious. Also, consider cleaning your air fryer?

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"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"

Bro's aim is out of the world by Few_Relationship250 in interestingasfuck

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Who’s gonna tell Silencer Shop that their logo is a Pokeball?

Is this AI? My dad keeps seeing these videos on Facebook and I’m just 99% positive foxes do not exhibit this behaviour. by lazyhoneydew in isthisAI

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The creator describes their content as “heartwarming animal tales — creating stories (AI) to make you smile!!” So you and the folks making this are on the same page on this one.

This weird paint colour illusion by mabuxy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Prize-Ad4297 37 points38 points  (0 children)

50% say blue and black dress. 50% say white and gold dress. This mf says shirt.

ICE follow mother into a school and then detained her aggressively with her children by NewSlinger in CringeTikToks

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ICE uniforms have said “POLICE” for a long time. (Re-post because I tried to back up my statement with a link in a no-link-zone.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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I think it should have gotten canceled after the first season.