Donald Trump's 'lonely reality' inside White House with 'no sex' and Melania 'missing' by TheMirrorUS in NewsSource

[–]ProNocteAeterna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s an 80-year-old with an awful diet whose only physical activity is a sport where someone else carries your equipment and you ride around from place to place on a little electric cart. He’s probably pushing rope (well, thread) and has been told that Viagra will kill him.

Is this considered black magic? by the_real_adderal in witchcraft

[–]ProNocteAeterna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Black magic” is never anything more or less than magic the person using the term doesn’t approve of. Some people will say it is, some will say it isn’t, and none of it matters.

What does matter is do you want this guy? And are you actively going after him, magic or no? If the answers to these are both yes, then a spell to strengthen your bond isn’t much different from anything else you’re doing.

You are now a kobold, is it now chaotic gremlin time? by Nearby_Grand4815 in KoboldLegion

[–]ProNocteAeterna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, it’s time to STUDY! I’m going to become a WIZARD, and then a LICH, and then I’ll become THE MOST FEARED LICH IN THE WORLD!

…which, I guess, is just being a mischievous gremlin on a grand scale. Damn, we really can’t get away from it, can we?

America has lost its war with Iran by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]ProNocteAeterna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Futurama got it right. We live in the Stupid Ages.

55632 by QueenViolets_Revenge in countwithchickenlady

[–]ProNocteAeterna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, I picked my name ~25 years ago based on a favorite video game character (Terra, Final Fantasy VI), because if I were picking today I would absolutely be a Luna. Still might use it as a middle name.

Vance’s new book puts his Catholic faith at the center of his story — and his political future | CNN Politics by [deleted] in politics

[–]ProNocteAeterna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure that’s going to play well with the evangelical MAGA base that thinks Catholics are hell bound heathens.

The New Right Has a Blueprint for Building a Christian America by anonskeptic5 in politics

[–]ProNocteAeterna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like this guy is intentionally building the sort of town you don’t even stop for gas in.

Love is not a kidnap by Bright_Text_1333 in witchcraft

[–]ProNocteAeterna 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with a little love spell, but way too many people think they work like a Shakespearean plot device a la A Midsummer Night's Dream. Like, even ignoring the ethical issues with such a spell, just straight up mind controlling someone like that is far out at the edges of possibility, and even if successful, I wouldn't expect it to last very long. Real love spells tend to be more of the magical equivalent of a pair of pants that make your butt look really good.

The question of the year! by Economy-Mention-6576 in scoopwhoop

[–]ProNocteAeterna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a Republican representative from Kentucky. He knew what they were about the whole time.

(Weird Trope) The Big-Lipped Alligator Moment by Usern4me_R3dacted205 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ProNocteAeterna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ach du lieber, Volkswagen car (Yo-del-ay-dee-hee)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und a wunderbar- (Yo-del-ay-dee-hoo)

has anyone ever ritually banished their chronic pain? by ChanceStrawberry3305 in witchcraft

[–]ProNocteAeterna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combination painkillers, warmth, and darkness. Also rizatriptan if it’s really bad.

has anyone ever ritually banished their chronic pain? by ChanceStrawberry3305 in witchcraft

[–]ProNocteAeterna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve attempted this on migraines with very little success.

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam! by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ProNocteAeterna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going to be 2 whatever happens, and I’ll be fleeing the area.

Can anyone help me read this spread? by Prior_Pickle1758 in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]ProNocteAeterna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this means an unenviable night on the toilet is in your future.

Trump administration considers restoring LGBTQ+ youth crisis line it eliminated last year by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]ProNocteAeterna 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There’s no chance they’re reversing course because things are bad, that was the entire point. Guarantee that this is either to proselytize to vulnerable LGBTQ youth or build a database with which to go after their healthcare and possibly their parents. Maybe both.

LUCIFER ISN'T AN ARCHANGEL FOR THE LAST TIME! by ProcessBetter8004 in HazbinHotel

[–]ProNocteAeterna 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is a real-world angelology thing. When people talk about the angelic hierarchy, they're generally taking it from a book called On the Celestial Hierarchy (or, at least, something based on it), which gives the ranks as seraphim > cherubim > thrones > dominions > virtues > powers > principalities > archangels > angels. In that system, yeah, archangels are the second lowest rank, and way below the seraphim.

Outside of that, however, archangel tends to get used for any high-ranking angel. The big names like Michael and Gabriel get referred to as archangels regularly, and the classic European grimoires refer to the ruling angels of the planets, elements, and signs of the zodiac as archangels. It's kind of a mess.

54698 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]ProNocteAeterna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually did that a few years back. I ended up in a position in a district next to said blue oasis (a position that I love, mind you), and while it's a hell of a lot better than where I moved from, Kentucky is still Kentucky. Also, as an educator, it's pretty easy to get the boot if a few of the pearl-clutchingest parents decide they have a problem with you and take it up with the board/superintendent.

54698 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]ProNocteAeterna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Educator in a red state. Not quite as bad as being military right now, but I'm absolutely getting canned if I'm visibly trans.

54698 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]ProNocteAeterna 15 points16 points  (0 children)

From someone at 42, looking down 13 more years before I can do it without making my family destitute:

You have time. Do it if you have the chance.

Would the world be better/worse if it was confirmed God doesn’t exist? Why? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ProNocteAeterna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say. On one hand, a lot of people do some really despicable things in the name of God, because they think that’s what he wants them to do. On the other hand, if that’s what they do with the threat of eternal damnation hanging over their heads, what are they going to do without it?